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About the Movie
With women practically throwing themselves at him, Rich (Cam Gigandet, Twilight, Easy A) can’t control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie (Jamie Chung, The Hangover II & III) Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form. Selfish, oversexed and irresponsible, his penis is now on the loose with no desire to return. Pitted against his alter ego, Rich must figure out how to reign in his penis, both literally and figuratively, in order to finally learn what separates the men from their boys.
Rotten Tomatoes Movie Reviews
- Reviews Counted: 17
- Fresh: 5
- Rotten: 12
- Average Rating: 3.2/10
Top Critics' Reviews
Rotten: What would "It's a Wonderful Life" look like if Clarence the angel were replaced by the human personification of George Bailey's sentient penis?
Rotten: A movie of our times, even if it's not an especially good, funny or interesting one.
Rotten: A buddy comedy that reeks like stale underpants.
Rotten: Why actresses take roles in dreck like this I'll never know. The money must be fabulous.
After watching the trailer I was unsure if this was my type of movie. However, I still decided to give it a chance and was surprised by how funny it was. It wasn’t as cheesy as I thought it would be and the storyline actually kept me interested.
Bad Johnson is both charming and hilarious.
I didn't really know what to expect going into this movie. I thought the premise was absolutely ridiculous but maybe there would be a more realistic twist? Instead, I got exactly what was advertised. His you-know-what comes to life and leaves his body to teach him a lesson.... and it was amazing. Extremely funny, but with a heartwarming message about healthy relationships, Bad Johnson is the movie that you'd never expect to be as sweet as it is, despite the raunchy humor.
Worst movie I ever paid $19.99 for
TV-movie grade writing, acting and production value. Was misled by nearly ever other iTunes review here. It’s the kind of film you’d rent, back in the day, if you got to the store late and every other good movie had been taken. Catch it on Netflix!