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About the Movie
WATCH NOW WHILE IT'S IN THEATERS! Action-packed horror comedy, BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS stars Fran Kranz as Evan Sanders, a low-level, dutiful employee stuck in a boring job at a soul-killing every corporation. Evan's the kind of guy who does all the work and gets none of the credit, but at least he gets to spend his days with his beautiful co-worker/girlfriend Amanda (Emma Fitzpatrick) and his slacker best friend Tim (Joey Kern), so he soldiers on in the hope of one day getting his coveted sales director position. Unfortunately, it all falls apart in one fell swoop when Amanda breaks up with him and Evan's boss Ted (Joel Murray) hands his promotion to his college nemesis Max (Pedro Pascal). And it isn't just their sordid past Evan has to deal with. After his fellow officemates start going through disturbing changes (which, paradoxically, make them better employees) and bodies begin to pile up, Evan learns the horrible truth - Max is a vampire. And even worse... a vamp with a plan. Bloodsucking Bastards takes audiences on a hilarious, blood-spattered roller coaster ride in the most terrifying locale of all - the American workplace. Evan must find a way to stop the evil brewing amidst the cubicles, expose Max as the bloodsucking bastard that he is, win back Amanda, and save his pals before his life and career go from dead-end... to just dead.
Rotten Tomatoes Movie Reviews
- Reviews Counted: 18
- Fresh: 11
- Rotten: 7
- Average Rating: 5.6/10
Top Critics' Reviews
Rotten: "Bloodsucking Bastards" only occasionally matches the inspiration of its jokey title.
Fresh: Bloodsucking Bastards is as juvenile as its title suggests, but with a strong script and a stronger cast, it's also a lot of irreverent, gore tinged fun.
Fresh: ...the film sinks its teeth into toxic elements of office culture, such as the trampling of individuality...or simply how no one ever bothers to learn the janitor's name.
Fresh: I'm forgiving of DIY productions that work without much of a bottom line, but there are some basic film techniques that still need to be considered, and don't cost a dime.
Lives up to its name and more!
This will become a cult classic! Watching it again this weekend... Bam Snap! (You'll get that when you watch the film).
Curious? I was.
Curious? I was.
Satisfied? I was.
Intelligent comedy meets exploding vampires.
Funny, witty and fast-paced. Good acting, scripting and cinimatography. This is a low-budget "B-movie" that really works well. However, it needed more special-effects and changes in scenery.