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Boned

HD   Unrated Closed Captioning

Laura Lee Bahr

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About the Movie

SAMANTHA MARLOWE, actress/dog-walker, is struggling to make rent. Opportunity knocks in the form of a handsome doctor, EDWARD PIERCE, who needs care for his aunt’s Maltese, Humphrey. But Edward isn’t who he claims to be - as Sam finds out when she gets trailed by cronies of THE MISTRESS, a sexy and scary dominatrix looking for Humphrey. Sam’s business partner gets shot, her home gets broken into, and she falls in love with a sweet little Maltese whose life is in danger. Sam has to solve the mystery of who wants to hurt this little Maltese and why, all the while making it to her commercial callback, giving the GOTH KIDS and a scary GOTH MAN the slip, and making her starring performance in the under-attended but critically acclaimed play - The Dark and Bloody Love Bath. While Sam and Humphrey are both pawns in a game of petty revenge, Sam ultimately returns Humphrey safe to his owner, realizing that real love is a dog’s love.

Customer Reviews

Funny Story about DOGS and LOVE

Very clever comedy about finding the real meaning of love. The dogs are soooo cute!

Totally original, endearing comedy caper.

I saw this film at a film festival in Los Angeles and found it completely original and endearing. The story melds together such eclectic elements that trying to fit the film into a genre box becomes an impossible task. It's funny first and foremost with great characters but also weaves in threads of suspense and action. Horray for adorable dogs and and girls with guts!

Quirky

I enjoyed it. I feel there was a lot of inside baseball Hollywood stuff going on, only 20% of which I caught, and understood. Somehow I felt everything was very real. Everybody, including the dogs, had a very real veneer, unpolished. And I really enjoyed how the very strangest, like the Mistress, or the S&M goth boys, they were real people underneath. They projected an over the top image, but underneath was normal fears, or a normal mom, etc.

Boned
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  • $12.99
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Released: 2016

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