Hard Ticket to Hawaii
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A Hawaiian drug kingpin plans to flood the islands with narcotics financed by illegal diamond shipments to his private retreat. When his henchmen kill two DEA agents who were trying to stop the drug lord, the Agency sends in two of its best agents to break up the drug ring and take out the leader.
Martin Scorsese who? ANDY SIDARIS
Boobs, bazookas, and cancerous rat-infected toxic boa constrictors: A simple recipe for a groundbreaking film.
"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee"
And the award for best picture of 1987 goes to...
Sidaris took a risk with this one, but I think it paid off. Hard Ticket is nothing like any of his other movies. The nudity and sex in Hard Ticket is entirely necessary for advancing the plot, and I found it quite tasteful and full of emotion.
Save yourself $10-20 by buying the movie instead of renting it -- that's how many times you'll have to watch it to understand the depth and complexity of the story.
Ron Moss the Overlooked in this Cult Classic Film.
First of all, when I saw the poster of this movie highlighted in a HEAVY METAL cartoon magazine I was a bit skeptical because I thought it was just pure Action. After watching it I found a whole lot more: babes who can kick butt, former bassist from a 70's rock group Player ("Baby, Come Back" was their #1 hit in the beginning of 1978) turned actor Ron Moss who would later play Ridge Forrester in the CBS soap opera "The Bold & the Beautiful" for 25 years between 1987 and 2012 and plenty of fun and action. Thank you, Andy Sidaris.