The Master of DisguiseClosed Captioning
Perry Andelin Blake
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The Disguisey family tree just dropped a nut... Pistachio. One minute he's an old woman. The next, a turtle man. Moments later, President George W. Bush. Who is this man, this myth, this master? He's Pistachio, the Master of Disguise. Pistachio Disguisey (Dana Carvey, Wayne's World) is a mild-mannered waiter whose life is about to change. Big time. Criminal mastermind Devlin Bowman (Brent Spiner, Star Trek: Nemesis) has kidnapped Pistachio's parents and is forcing his father Fabrizzio (James Brolin, Traffic) to steal priceless treasures from around the world. It's up to Pistachio to save the day, but how? His grandfather informs him of a secret family legacy: he's descended from a long line of brilliant disguise masters. Quickly trained in the ancient art of transformation and with the help of a sexy assistant (Jennifer Esposito, Don't Say a Word), a sacred pop-up book and a magic ball of knowledge, Pistachio just may surprise everyone. The Master of Disguise from Revolution Studios is an outrageous adventure comedy that's fun for the whole family.
Movie Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes
- Reviews Counted: 102
- Fresh: 1
- Rotten: 101
- Average Rating: 2.2/10
Top Critics' Reviews
Rotten: An awful, stillborn comedy assembled out of rusty spare parts from secret agent movies and run-of-the-mill Saturday Night Live skits.
Rotten: In just over a minute you can see everything that's wrong with this one-joke farce.
Rotten: Lacking even a hint of humor or a watchable story, Disguise has distinguished itself as the summer's worst movie.
Rotten: Dana Carvey makes a lackadaisical 'comeback' as a man of a thousand faces, none of them funny.
This movie has to be one of the most hilarious movies on the face of the planet!!! Its sooooo cheesy, but soooo funny that you get over the cheesiness!!! a must see!!!
This movie is hilarious! Laugh hystariclly with in five minutes. A great film the whole family will enjoy : - >
Hilarious !!!!! Fun Family Movie
This Movie is very funny, totally recommend it !