2 Dumb For This
By Trenton and Jesse
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Trenton and Jesse have known each other for nearly three decades. Their bodies have grown up, but their senses of humor have not. They are 2 Dumb For This Podcast.
||ExplicitTEASER: Episode #21 Thanksgiving Special (PART 1) is coming Tuesday, November 20||If Trenton get cornered by a gang of wild turkeys, how many could he take down? Part of the 2 DUMB FOR THIS Thanksgiving Special comes out Tuesday, November 20. Subscribe now so you don't miss it!||11/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBEST OF 2 Dumb For This "Episode #12" - Jesse is Turning Into a Lady||Jesse believes he has Low T. Trenton gets suspicious when Jesse starts singing like a lounge singer and discussing his love of baking. Trenton thinks Jesse is turning into a lady.||11/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #20 - Introducing Iron Hole||Trenton and Jesse brainstorm their own original super hero named Iron Hole. They also discuss No Nut November, dangerous animals in Australia, and Crispr gene editing. Download it, enjoy it, and share it with friends.||11/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTEASER: Episode #20 is coming Thursday, November 15||Trenton and Jesse invent a new super hero named Iron Hole. Episode #20 is coming out on Thursday, November 14. And you won't want to miss it.||11/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBEST OF 2 Dumb For This "Episode #1" - Weddings, Superheroes, and Shorts||This is where it all started. Trenton and Jesse have been kicking around the idea of starting a podcast for over a decade (Jesse still has his old copy of Podcasting for Dummies!). In 2018, Jesse attended Trenton's wedding and the two of them re-visited||11/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #19 - Take Your Dum Dums and Shove 'Em Up Your Bum Bum||Like Halloween? Like 90s music? Then you'll LOVE Episode #19. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbfo||11/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTEASER: Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6||Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6. Listen to the teaser here! In Episode #19, Trenton and Jesse discuss Halloween costumes and 90s music.||11/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #18 - Huge Fireman's Hose, The Lottery, and The Fatberg||What would you do if you won the $1.6 BILLION lottery? Trenton and Jesse here have a few ideas here in Episode #18 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton also tells the story about a recent dong he has seen and Jesse makes Trenton puke with a graphic d||10/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #17 - Don't Ever Put Your Mouth on a Glory Hole||In Episode 17, Jesse bakes himself into a coma, Trenton gets irate about everybody's lack of common sense, and the boys learn something special about themselves.||10/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #16 - Call our new studio line 512-333-1608||In Episode #16, Trenton and Jesse get a new studio telephone line and talk about cool stuff. Listen now! Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 512-333-1608||10/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #15 - Natural Disasters, Bert and Ernie, and Swedish Metal Aid||In Episode #15, Trenton and Jesse talk about getting torn limb by limb by a pack of wolves, the culture war of Bert and Ernie, and all of the hairspray it took to launch Swedish Metal Aid. Enjoy!||9/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #14 - Soaked from the Bone||In Episode #14, Trenton and Jesse launch a new site, get a donation, and talk about freedom of speech! Trenton needs a new mattress because he banged the other one broke. Will he buy a sleep number? Who knows?! Listen and find out.||9/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #13 - Do you toss the salads yourself?||In Episode #13, Trenton and Jesse discuss Chuck Norris, insurance premiums, and why you should never ever send your food back at a restaurant. You're gonna love it. Share this one with your friends.||9/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #12 - 2 Swingin' For This||In Episode #12, the boys have a swingin' good time talking about Paul Flart and Carrot Top. Jesse reveals he would make an excellent house wife and they discuss John McCain and Robin Leach. Enjoy! Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/||8/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #11 - AI Sex Robots, Face Transplants, and Somebody Pooped in the Bed||In episode #11, Trenton and Jesse discuss AI powered sex robots, sea monsters, and face transplants. They also get to the BOTTOM (he he get it?) of who may or may not have pooped in the bed. Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbf||8/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #10 - Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave (SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY EDITION)||In Episode #10, Trenton dry heaves... A LOT. The boys go live on Twitter in an attempt to be more engaging on social media. And they can't stop singing "MMM MMM MMM MMM." Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the sh||8/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #9 - Boobs vs. Butts||In Episode 9, Jesse recaps his recent experience attending an Offspring concert, the boys do some hard hitting investigative journalism regarding the paradigm shift that occurred in August of 2013 when butts officially outpaced boobs in Google searches,||8/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #8 - Pork 'n Puddin'||In Episode 8, Trenton and Jesse take you back to some of their drinkin' days. The boys share their stories of puking after eating an insane amount of pudding, tipping over a porta potty, and headlining a concert where nobody showed up.||7/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #7 - Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted Boners||In Episode 7, Trenton and Jesse discuss the Smashing Pumpkins, gag reflexes, and unwanted boners.||7/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #6 - Cocksmetics, RAD, and the Last Blockbuster||In Episode 6, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 80s BMX movie RAD, the last standing Blockbuster, and their new line of cocksmetics products. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, TuneIn and more. Visit www.2dumbforthis.com to listen to th||7/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #5 - Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death||Hey, you. Yes, you. Listen up! In Episode 5, the boys get deep on ya! They discuss birthdays, cosplay, and life after death. What happens when Trenton finds a UHF poster at a nerd convention? What is Jesse eating in the mic? And what happens when we die||7/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #4 - Ignore The First Three Episodes||In Episode 4, Trenton and Jesse finally get their s**t together. They try out their new recording technique and we must say it sounds pretty sweeeeet. But we're not biased or anything. Listen for yourself. Enjoy the show.||7/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #3 - Havin' a Roni||In Episode 3, Trenton and Jesse discuss live concerts, camping disasters, Joe Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.||7/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #2 - New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things||In Episode 2, Trenton and Jesse add super cool intro music to the show and discuss popular music, the rise of artificial intelligence, and the advantage of listening to books on tape. Find out what's inside of Jesse's trunk. Listen now.||6/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #1 - The Pilot||In the pilot episode of 2 Dumb For This, Trenton and Jesse knock some of the rust loose by talking about Trenton's recent honeymoon, alien invaders, and the advantage of threatening to poop on floors.||6/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
One of my favorites!!
These guys are great!! Their hilarious story’s paired with near constant and infectious giggling will have you crying with laughter! We need more episodes!! Keep em coming!!
Just try not to laugh
Trenton and Jesse are weavers of gold-spun stories of their youthful shenanigans peppered with seamless cultural references that run the gamut. Their giggles are infectious and if you don’t catch on and find yourself laughing too then you’re missing a crucial humor chip.
I look forward to the new shows!
They make my drive to work much better. Laughing my rear end off all the way to the office. Thanks for making a great show. Keep up the great work.