Advanced Sagebrush & Shootouts
By Jared, Devin, and Whitt
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Description
In the DFW, crime is a real tough nut, and the regular police can't crack it. Oh, they've tried, but now their hands are sore from squeezing so hard, and a few real dummies broke some teeth. Honestly, it's just embarrassing, and now it's up to the DFWTF to save everybody's bacon.
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ExplicitBonus Song - Worthless Soul | Worthless Soul by Death Matthews | 2/14/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Muscle Boy | This very skippable episode was almost called "The Ballad of Smart Jared" but then Muscle Boy won all of our hearts. | 2/12/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E61 - R.A.D. - Part 6 | It’s Trevor, Kip, and Ramis to the rescue, when R.A.D. turns DFW’s shopping district into a demolition derby. | 2/10/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E60 - R.A.D. - Part 5 | Does the DFWTF have what it takes to stop artificially intelligent supercar R.A.D., or will they get exhaust-ed? | 2/3/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E59 - R.A.D. - Part 4 | The hunt for R.A.D. is stalled while Kip, Trevor, Ramis, and Steve put in some much needed work on the van. | 1/27/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E58 - R.A.D. - Part 3 | Kip and Trevor teach Ramis an important lesson about the difference between f*****g up, and f*****g UP. | 1/20/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E57 - R.A.D. - Part 2 | When Ramis and the boys find themselves on thin ice after the loss of an expensive robot car, they decide to buckle down and get RAD. | 1/13/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E56 - R.A.D. - Part 1 | Kip and Trevor are driven to succeed when they put the pedal to the metal and kick their policing into high gear. | 1/6/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - The Australian National Anthem | The Australian National Anthem performed by the Crikey Dingo Philharmonic | 1/3/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - No Hands | Bill and Dani join us to discuss The Crimes of Puzzlo, having unique podcasts, and the amazing secret to our professional podcasting-voices. | 1/1/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E55 - The Crimes of Puzzlo - Part 6 | Can the DFWAFPP solve the ultimate puzzle of figuring out who Puzzlo is? And maybe can they also stop him? Find out in this week's sexy ass episode. | 12/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E54 - The Crimes of Puzzlo - Part 5 | Jim Rubik an Shauna Peacemaker watch in horror as Kip and Trevor are forced to use brains over brawn. | 12/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E53 - The Crimes of Puzzlo - Part 4 | DFW's finest and their AFPP friends put the pedal to the metal as they try to catch the crafty Puzzlo before he can puzzle again. | 12/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E52 - The Crimes of Puzzlo - Part 3 | In this very special episode, the DFWTFAFPP Task Force gives loot to noobs (for justice). | 12/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E51 - The Crimes of Puzzlo - Part 2 | The DFWTF agents and their new friends from the AFPP get nasty on crime. | 12/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E50 - The Crimes of Puzzlo - Part 1 | Kip and Trevor’s vacation plans are cut short by a quizzical criminal’s machinations (and Tim is there). | 11/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Party with the Pope | Party with the Pope by Religious Tendencies | 11/24/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Podium Bomb | Podium Bomb by Billy Dee Trillions featuring DJ FuckNutz | 11/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Thanks-4-2 | We discuss Blown Apart, answer listener questions, and streamline your process by combining 16-4-2 and Thanksgiving with your family (or the Duchovnys). | 11/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E49 - Blown Apart - Part 6 | Things blow apart. | 11/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E48 - Blown Apart - Part 5 | A warehouse full of crime calls for a duo of duos of justice. | 11/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E47 - Blown Apart - Part 4 | Harvel, Steel, and Simpkins discuss the merits of artistic license with local celebrity/rapper Billy Dee Trillions. | 11/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Hours Did Pass | Dungeons & Dragons they played Undead witch-ice heads were slain Dice they did cast Hours did pass Dungeons & Dragons they played Check the rulebook to make sure Your question is very obscure We can't just roll dice And say that it's right Check the rulebook to make sure | 11/3/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Whitt Talk vs Jared Boys | We discuss Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards while sampling delectable treats from a faraway land. | 11/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 5 | D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege. Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic. This is their story. | 10/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E46 - Blown Apart - Part 3 | The DFWTF roughs up a confidential informant because Justice. | 10/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 4 | D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege. Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic. This is their story. | 10/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E45 - Blown Apart - Part 2 | The DFWTF stocks up while taking stock of the situation at the DFWTFHQ. | 10/21/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 3 | D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege. Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic. This is their story. | 10/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E44 - Blown Apart - Part 1 | The DFWTF's finest try to take the night off, but unfortunately crime doesn’t check the PTO calendar. | 10/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - None of the Above | None of the Above, from the official The Sins of Dr. Crimeopolis and the Spoils of His Punishment soundtrack. | 10/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 2 | D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege. Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic. This is their story. | 10/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - 16-4-2 Your Senators | We discuss Nun of the Above with SPECIAL GUEST Angie, Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards, and how to contact your senators. | 10/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E43 - Nun of the Above - Part 6 | The gang stalls their certain doom hoping to make a whirly-bird zoom | 10/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 1 | D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege. Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic. This is their story. | 10/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E42 - Nun of the Above - Part 5 | Brian Russell keeps being a pain in the ass while the boys and Joan-Marie struggle to save his dumb life. | 9/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E41 - Nun of the Above - Part 4 | Whoever is after Snake and Oil has messed with the wrong junkyard dogs. | 9/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E40 - Nun of the Above - Part 3 | The DFWTF's undercover finest come up with the finest of plans. Nothing could possibly go wrong. | 9/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E39 - Nun of the Above - Part 2 | Kip and Trevor struggle to protect their valuable criminal from the mysterious fore of well-equipped thugs. | 9/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E38 - Nun of the Above - Part 1 | In order to protect a valuable asset, Kip and Trevor undertake their most dangerous assignment yet. | 9/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Ski Surfer Girl | Ski Surfer Girl by The Lake Boys | 8/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Skin Pact | In our most impressively skippable episode of Table Talk yet, we discuss tattoos, The Thing, and play some seriously drunk voicemails. | 8/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E37 - Hard Contact - Part 7 | Kip, Trevor, and BluRay dive deep into the unknown horrors of Lake Dallas. | 8/26/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E36 - Hard Contact - Part 6 | Things take an exciting "twist" when Kip, Trevor, and BluRay explore the mysterious submarine. | 8/19/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E35 - Hard Contact - Part 5 | The FBI sends the boys on a fool's errand that turns out to be a very important justice-errand for DFW's finest fools. | 8/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E34 - Hard Contact - Part 4 | Kip, Trevor, and BluRay strap up, strip down, and prove they don't monkey around when it comes to gorilla warfare. | 8/5/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E33 - Hard Contact - Part 3 | When the body of a chimpanzee washes up on the shores of Lake Dallas, it’s up to Steel and Simpkins to peel this filthy crime banana. | 7/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E32 - Hard Contact - Part 2 | When strange sightings have been reported at Lake Dallas, Steel and Simpkins are brought in to assist the FBI in their investigation. Trevor tries to impress his old partner, BluRay gets in some surf-time, and Kip tries to keep track of his bottoms. | 7/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E31 - Hard Contact - Part 1 | Things are heating up in DFW while the chili is going down. And like chili, crime comes in many bold and spicy flavors. | 7/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Out of the Bowl | Out of the Bowl by Floater | 7/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Goin' | Goin' - Live in DFW 1998 by Burlap Jar | 7/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Twizzness Plan | We have a Patreon now, so we talk about ways we can turn our podcsat into a business. Or better yet, a Twizzness. | 7/10/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E30 - The Return of LaRue - Part 6 | Kip and Trevor delve deep into the heart of the mansion and come face to face with death itself. | 7/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E29 - The Return of LaRue - Part 5 | Trevor is picking up some really bad vibes from the dudes who wrecked his car and are trying to murder him and his partner. | 7/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E28 - The Return of LaRue - Part 4 | Things get crunchy as Kip Simpkins and his annoying hippie partners chase down leads in pursuit of the mysterious Victor LaRue. | 6/24/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E27 - The Return of LaRue - Part 3 | LaRue is missing, and Kip, Trevor, and Donny decide to have a boys' night and Taco-Bongo their feelings. | 6/17/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E26 - The Return of LaRue - Part 2 | Kip and Trevor find out if crystal magic can give the DFWTF's crunchiest member the strength he needs to stomach field work. | 6/10/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E25 - The Return of LaRue - Part 1 | Kip and Trevor head to the hospital, but there's no medicine you can take to fix a broken heart. | 6/3/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Coconuts and Cocktail Sauce | Coconuts and Cocktail Sauce by Danny Iguana and the Shrimp Cocktails | 5/31/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - 843-AVID-KNOB | We tweak Kip's aspects, prepare for the puzzle-heads, and discuss the coming dystopian 16-4-2 future in an amazingly skippable Table Talk. | 5/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E24 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 6 | It’s up to Trevor and Kip... and Ramis. Oh, and William Dandridge, too. Can they crack the case, or will their hopes of joining Cattle Hill go up in flames? | 5/27/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E23 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 5 | It’s happy hour at Cattle Hill and the boys are serving Molotov cocktails! | 5/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E22 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 4 | Things heat up as Kip and Trevor get down at the Cattle Hills Country Club. | 5/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E21 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 3 | Kip and Trevor investigate the party catering staff and let them know that the only thing on the menu is busts, stings, and buffalo wings. | 5/6/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E20 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 2 | Completely normal and inconspicuous rich dudes Sir Kippington and Preston Worthington visit Cattle Hills as guests of William Dandridge. | 4/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E19 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 1 | Trevor tries to teach his best bud Kip how to golf, but crime has other ideas. Will they pull a "bogey" or will they manage to get a "birdie"? Listen and find out! | 4/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Snac Bag Zesties | Snac Bag Zesties Snac Bag Zesties is a licensed trademark of Snac Bag, LLC | 4/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Production: Making the Cut | We discuss meeting celebrities and why we do NOT use sound effects in our most skippable episode of Table Talk yet. | 4/17/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E18 - Men of Steel - Part 6 | Man vs Technology turns into Man vs Man in this quirky and conflict-filled last episode of Men of Steel. | 4/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E17 - Men of Steel - Part 5 | In a very special episode, it's up to Kip and Trevor to human-right(s) some robo-wrongs as they make their way to the command center using MAXIMUM FORCE. | 4/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E16 - Men of Steel - Part 4 | Kip and Trevor are the only thing standing between an office full of terrified civilians and an army of robots who want to spill (and then clean) their blood. | 4/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E15 - Men of Steel - Part 3 | What were Steel and Simpkins up to at the robot factory? Oh yeah, security. Time to get back to work! | 3/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E14 - Men of Steel - Part 2 | In a very special episode of Advanced Sagebrush & Shootouts, Trevor reveals why he's not a total a*****e. | 3/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E13 - Men of Steel - Part 1 | Steel and Simpkins help a young old friend deal with an old young problem, but things get complicated fast. | 3/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - The Thrashifists - Lay Down | Lay Down by The Thrashifists Kip Simpkins - vocals Dave Robbins - guitar Raw Nugget - bass Monkey Tail - drums | 3/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Song - Boyz IV Law - Kip's Best Friend | Kip's Best Friend by Boyz IV Law | 3/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Send Us Your Dads | We discuss Boyz II Men, 16-4-2, and some dad-stuff in this skippable episode of Table Talk. | 3/6/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E12 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 6 | Like the western prairie eagle, Steel and Simpkins gracefully swoop and explode their prey. This is for you, Monkey Tail. | 3/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E11 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 5 | You have to give Steel and Simpkins credit for at least trying to be stealthy. It didn't work, and the bad guys know they're coming, so it's time to bring out the big guns (the big guns are grenades). | 2/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E10 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 4 | Steel and Simpkins meet up with Henry, but Trevor has a feeling that something isn’t right. Did you know that Trevor reads Guns and Ammo? Of course he does. | 2/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E9 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 3 | What's the deal with that Kip guy, anyway? It's too bad that there's no way to go back in time and... oh dip! | 2/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E8 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 2 | Steel and Simpkins really stuff it to the limit, and the narrator needs a favor. | 2/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E7 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 1 | It's the start of a new arc, so hold onto your heads (because heads DO get blown off in this one, for sure, dudes!) | 1/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTable Talk - Is It for You? | What is Table Talk, and is it for you? Take this quiz and find out! | 1/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E6 - The Task Force - Part 6 | Dudes, this case is cracked. Now it's time to kick some ass and take some names. And maybe later Whitt will actually learn some of the names. | 1/21/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E5 - The Task Force - Part 5 | Steel and Simpkins are on a stakeout. Will they catch the criminals red-handed, or will they get their informant brutally murdered? Honestly, both sound cool. Why can't it be both? | 1/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E4 - The Task Force - Part 4 | The rookies Steel and Simpkins follow up on an immature lead, and no pizza slice is safe. | 1/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E3 - The Task Force - Part 3 | Steel and Simpkins are looking for clues, but end up finding trouble instead. I mean, yes, they were also technically looking for trouble, but that's not going in the official report because they're not nerds. They're lawmen. | 12/31/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E2 - The Task Force - Part 2 | With a burned-up piece of "drug bacon" as their only lead, Steel and Simpkins are on the hunt for any clues they can get about the victim who smoked himself to oblivion with the help of Weed 2.0. | 12/31/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitS1E1 - The Task Force - Part 1 | It's the first day on the job for ex-FBI agent Trevor Steel and his head-banging new partner, Kip Simpkins. Can Steel handle the mess of being a cop out on the streets? Can Simpkins manage being on the DFWTF without missing band practice for his seven bands? | 12/31/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
Awesome show!
You guys have amazing chemistry. The shows are very funny and entertaining.
Fun and creative
Creativity reigns king here. Great characters, intrigued to hear more!
Awesome Show
Episodes are usually ~20-30 minutes so it's easy to digest, it's well-produced, and most importantly, it's hilarious! The chemistry between the friends in the group really shines through. The GM also does a great job balancing player agency, encounters, and mechanics of the game (Fate Core, so far) all together while keeping things moving fast. If you are a fan of the earlier arcs of the Adventure Zone podcast, you'll love this podcast.
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