America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist
By John Mendelssohn
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My inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!
||ExplicitIn This Moment of Monsters||The poison is poured, the bridges are burned The …||10/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGroupies, and How to Please Them Sexually||The title says it all!||9/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Inauguration of Donald Trump||At the time I wrote and recorded this, there see…||8/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFurther Adventures of the S*****m Bros.||Avid Trump supporters Anyl and Feekle S*****m tur…||8/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGustavo's Forehead||A poignant bedtime story about why one should avo…||8/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMike Pence at the Fertility Clinic||In an attempt to fill the world with rosy-cheeked…||8/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAt the Ball Park||Join the dopamine-deficient community as they had…||8/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAnger Management for Transgenders||The title says it all! You'll laff 'til you stop!||8/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAnother Day At the Ballpark||The title says it all!||8/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRun, Melania, Run||America's Eva Braun or a decent human being caugh…||8/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSacha Barron Trump||No heart will fail to be warmed by this account o…||7/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPregame||A pregame interview with a famous athlete! But wh…||7/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMore McDougal!||Karen McDougal's relationship turns out to have b…||7/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI Google McDougal!||For nine months shortly after the birth of his so…||7/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Elements of Style||There are lots of fragrance cachet-laden magazine…||7/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFeekle and Anyl||It was my friends Feekle and Anyl, whom I met in …||7/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPoots 'n' Tubby||A lot of people are saying that the best thing to…||7/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMrTrump||Santa Monica Slim & The Poisoned Environment Boys…||7/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLoving The Rich||The rich are different from you and me. They smel…||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKill Something For Christ, Quick||Those who don't go out into the wild and shoot th…||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDudeliness And How To Get It||Those trying to destroy America would like its br…||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Donald Trump No One Knows||His one-time yoga instructor reveals a heretofore…||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHow To Pick Up Chicks||Political correctness has slowed a lot of studs d…||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAn Inspiring Tale Of Pluck And Perseverance||The snowflakes and libtards will tell you that to…||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMy Procreative Organ Has a Name||Many men do it, though only a small minority will…||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHow To Talk To Your Dog Or Cat About Sports||And not just your dog, cat, bird, or other! Perfe…||7/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
Oh, I am gonna LAAUGH!
I have been a fan of this man's writing and humor for many years, as well as his older (and now, newer) musical work. Now I can listen to his acerbic, yet not mean, buttery, but never greasy, humorous observations on these times, as well as his rich treasure trove of stories from the glory days of the cultcha we call rock'n'roll, man!
My liner note hero
This is simply hilarious. John knows. John has been around a few blocks and I can relate. Hilarious. I love it. Keep it up John.
I use to be messed up on drugs,now I,m messed up on John !