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Attention HellMart Shoppers!

By Thoreau Smiley

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Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Customer Reviews


This show is edgy and funny! So many easter eggs! Give it a listen if you enjoy things like Hello from the Magic Tavern, A Scottish Podcast, Atheist Apocalypse, Audioblivious Productions.

Awesome dark comedy

This will be one of those podcasts that will always brighten your day. It's hilarious, while also addressing (if comedically) the soul-draining work that can happen at a retail store. Great sound design, wonderful intro, and I'm looking forward to more in the future. Try it out!

Heard about on Reddit

Great voice acting and a funny story. Hope there's more.

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