By Landon Hairday Presents:
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Four manly gentlemen scour the news landscape so you don't have to. Science? Pop Culture? Jokes? Nothing is out of our realm of knowledge. Data reliability subject to debate, but that's not really what's important here, now is it? Is it news, or is it BALDERCAST?
||Episode 7 - Eh-eh-eh Elton and the 'Cast||The Podcast! Thanks, iTunes! The Baldercast has been called “Eminently Listenable.” Well if that’s true, then Episode 7, weighing in at 38 minutes dripping wet, is the eminentliestly listenable. If you’ve never heard Sir Elton Joh||5/11/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 6 - In Memoriam-Jake Gyllenhaal (It Should've Been Radiolab)||The Podcast! Thanks, iTunes! Ahhhhhhhhh, its a very gross episode. 3rd degree burns, baby cords and coffee throats. Its getting all medical up in here! I’m about to lose my mind. Up in here, up in here. I’m about to lose my cool. Why oh||4/16/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 5 - Our "Number One" Episode||The Podcast! Thanks, iTunes! OH HAY GUYS, Dave Here! Well well well. We are back with a spectacular, scrumptious, new episode. Who knew animals were so tasty? Who knew our special musical guest was so talented? Who knew the cops can track us using U.||3/4/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 4 - Chicken Noodle Marsoupial||A podcast for you! Thanks, iTunes! Welcome back to a full episode! A lot has happened. After starting several factories we have finally decided to close down 1 of them. A guest star named Justin finally does the math on our success and he has come up wit||3/4/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Smalldercast: Episode 3.5 - Drymouth||A tiny podcast! Thanks, iTunes! 15 MIN PODCAST!!! ARE WE OUT OF OUR MINDS!!!! Maybe we are. Are humor is so dry lately, HOW DRY IS IT?????……. Its been so dry, that the desert sounds like a dessert. OHHHH YEAAAA!!!!! you heard it here first||3/4/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3 - Take a Shine!||Here is a Podcast! Thanks, iTunes! Welp, THIS JUST IN!! News that’s going to pump bullets into you! News that will give you the best trim! News that will refresh you beyond belief instead of killin’ y'all!||3/4/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 2 - Hairy Plastic Greenage Man||A brand new episode!! Thanks, iTunes! It’s the Baldercast! This week, we celebrate MLK, because it’s not right for a holiday, especially a Jewish holiday, to be over in one day. Have you ever spent December 26th taking down your Christmas tre||3/4/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
Mommy, am I awake . . . I think I had a bad dream
Since listening to the world premier episode, my eyes bleed, and I can't feel my legs. I'm not sure what went wrong, and I am still trying to find my dog which ran away after it was offended by the Manatee comments. Now I have to throw out my Chia Pet because I'm having nightmares of Dr. Z - although his legs do look lifelike.
Like a dance party for your soul
Listening to this podcast made my heart explode with joy and my brain leak out all its smarty juice. This podcast is indicative of all that's right in the world. If we could only pipe it out to everyone, we'd have instantaneous world peace and unending happiness.
Also, the hosts smell like fresh cookies.
This is definitely something someone could listen to!
Here's the thing. I know you're probably thinking that my familial connection to the Baldercast will make my review biased and unreliable. But you have to understand this: I hate my brother. Listening to this podcast is the only way I can hear his voice and NOT scream at the open sky, "Where is the justice for the weary and downtrodden!?!" and then fall to my knees with my hands raised as I whimper, "I just...can't..."
It just might do the same for you.