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Bear Friend Tea Party

By Flowers of Disgust

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The world's ONLY podcast. Featuring the members of highly influential noise-pop supergroup, Flowers of Disgust talking about stuff and making noises, music and sounds.

Customer Reviews

I am on this podcast, It’s ok.

I am on this podcast and I download it every week to boost our numbers. Likewise, I am giving this podcast 5 stars to promote it so we can get some sweet sponsorship deals and stuff. I can’t, in good conscience, recommend listening to this podcast, but I highly recommend downloading it and leaving a positive review.


This podcast is pretty ok, as far as non-Star Trek related podcasts go. I think you, personally, would enjoy it. The hosts are very informative about a wide range of topics for which they occasionally even prepare in advance, and their banter is consistently endearing. Whether you are a die-hard Flowers of Disgust groupie, or just a casual fan of noise, or just a fan of Die Hard, you should totally check it out.

The Choice Is Yours

Okay, let’s be frank.

A lot of people out there do NOT want you to listen to this podcast. And they’re going to spin all kinds of crazy, desperate lies to turn you off. They’ll probably say this podcast is “self-indulgent” or “mediocre” or “too long.” They’ll talk about its shoddy production values, its tiresome and inexplicable running jokes, its interminable musical interludes. They’ll do whatever they can—anything—to make you feel like a hayseed and a rube for even thinking about listening.

And don’t kid yourself: if words aren’t enough, they will take action. They are organized , they are determined, and they have resources beyond anything you could possibly imagine. If you choose to listen to this podcast, in the face of all the forces arrayed against it, you will almost certainly lose your job and all your earthly possessions. Your family and friends will abandon you. You will be homeless, an outcast, cursed to wander the back roads, living in the shadows. And after all that, might they even resort to physical violence? Don’t think for a moment that they wouldn’t.

So, all that is on one side of the scales. And on the other? Only this: Bear Friend Tea Party might—just might—be the single greatest podcast in the history of human civilization. It might help you while away a lonely hour. It might make you giggle. It might, occasionally, make you think. Is that enough? Could any podcast, however mind-blowing, be worth the pain and heartache that a seat at the Bear Friend Tea Party will invariably bring?

I can’t tell you that. It’s a decision you have to make on your own. All I can do is advise you to think, long and hard. Before you click that “subscribe” button, ask yourself: is it worth it?

Bear Friend Tea Party
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  • Free
  • Category: Music
  • Language: English

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