Bird Call Review
By Jeremy Ricketts & Michael Chan
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Bird calls are incredibly diverse. But are they all good? Are some just okay? Can a bird call be sexy? Let's find out.
||ExplicitAmazonian Grozbeak||Jeremy and Michael review the Amazonian Grosbeak and discuss why birds risk death for sex, Mel Gibson, how to #bebest, the one-eyed monster pinstripe, teeny-tiny pink slips, marital blisters, solitary refinement, hard and deep christianity, her emails, back to school gifts, and fake juvenile marriages.||10/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHooded Oriole||Jeremy and Michael review the Hooded Oriole and discuss forgettable Star Wars sagas, why you never start sex with ducks, how many days god rested, the planned obsolescence of refrigeration, why thick requires shredded, Queer Eye reaching deep inside us, viral spectrum disorder, and some b******t about being better humans (just skip it).||8/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEastern Bluebird (Mexican)||Jeremy and Michael review the Eastern Bluebird (Mexican) and discuss quitting unexpectedly, masterbating at Panera bread, downline come ups, the Barnes and Noble library, marketing a leveled business, aggressive sanitization, leaving your underwear on, and tying too tightly.||5/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSupreme Lyre Bird||Jeremy and Michael review the Supreme Lyre Bird and discuss half-attention-tasking, domestic cleaning products as gifts, Manscaping, Michelle Kuan intolerance, juice, photographing dudes pissing, AI apologies, the original chicken sandwich (it’s toasted).||10/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPartridge||Jeremy and Michael review the Partridge and discuss when the twelfth day of Christmas is, bold-faced lies, bar-maid robots and powerful gloves, Jeremy’s old man stories about his stomping grounds being replaced by a Starbucks, Beyonce’s quick takes, friends-for-hire and emotion stuffing, adult babies, who the tooth fairy is and other horned animals, shipping the bed, towel thieving, unstuck maneuvers, and tucking back up through the waistband.||1/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPyrrhuloxia||Jeremy and Michael review Pyrrhuloxia and discuss eating on mic, crossing and dropping lines, Terantinoesque puke angels, Wilhelm love triangles, hot cousin shame, wet-dreams and teeth, homoerotic Zippos tricks, “dog, rubber dildo, black”, “turn down” and “turnt out”, mongoloid horse jerky, snoring, and narcoleptic driving.||9/14/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCurl-Crested Manucode||Jeremy and Michael review the Curl-crested Manucode and discuss summer, “spaz-attacks”, razorblades in sandboxes, mail-order hepatitis, a field-game tax clause, deep sea deep-thoughts, the unsustainability of meat on twitter, naming children, Grease Italy, how we keep up to date on cross-fit, the unmistakeable sent of 323 dead Norwegian reindeers, sex sales, and butt-sweat.||8/31/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNate||Jeremy and Michael review Nate and discuss sleep interruptions, holiday deaths, un-concerned 911 operators, cosmetic flotation surgery, the big bottoms of Bogota, flappy lids, rising to the oboe, the untold story of Uber—a New Jersey success story, shotgun selfies, “famous”, how stupid we look in the future, and old-fashioned Nintendo shaming.||7/20/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCommon Potoo||Jeremy and Michael review the Common Potoo and discuss review systems, aggressive arborists, unflappable florists, dating in a full-size van, low-brow ninjas, the slow decline to Bill O’Reilly, phone bodies, ticket or “worth it”, bear boundaries, diaper money, “WHAT?!?”, prom produce, graduation advice, and greeting card misattribution.||7/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNorthern Mockingbird||Jeremy and Michael review the Northern Mockingbird and discuss Cal Worthington’s pussy-cow, decision trees for shooting animals vs children, products we love, clothes we hate, Dr. Dick & Co’s penis transplants, Dr. Heimlich’s maneuvering, gross children, birth control ads, lose-lose disciplinary action, Elmer the Grunch®, fictional cookie backstories, white male action movie strippers, Making America Mic-Drop Again, and asian spaghetti.||6/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMexican Whip-poor-will||Jeremy and Michael review the Mexican Whip-poor-will and discuss nature’s cold indifference, drinking games for children, Channing Taitum’s football career, Missing Missy, a*****e doppelgängers, a*****e GoPros, chinks and redskins, being a literal pussy, attractive scientists, burning children and friends, stabbing and sex, knowing Adolf, adopting Pluto, getting the job done, and all the long ways always takes.||5/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTufted Titmouse||Jeremy and Michael review the Tufted Titmouse and discuss TurboTax-shaming guilt, ornithological songwriting, nostalgia peer-pressure, glacial humblebrags of glacial proportions, the $2 not-having-to-do-math-with-your-friends tax, the statical relationship of money and problems, and glass punting. Michael uses a bunch of jargon to ask absolutely nothing about taste and Jeremy has a clarifying moment that leads him to retract his criticism of the Vegetti.||4/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCarolina Wren||Jeremy and Michael review the Carolina Wren and discuss scattered Chalet servers, Crossfit cults, pre-tipping, APM shaming, Italian margins and French Toast, pallets of butter and at-cost corndogs, why old comedians suck, puppies, sunsets, and sex.||4/20/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMourning Dove||Jeremy and Michael review the Mourning Dove and discuss mass cat breeding, Jeremy’s NRA cap and ass-boots, bulk dildos on Amazon Prime, grammar pleasures, Nike-swooped fifth wheels, “h” phoenetics, Lego APR, and self-aware salesman.||4/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGreat Blue Heron||Jeremy and Michael review the Great Blue Heron and discuss keeping clean with Vegetti, Orga*ms, testicular discovery, tasteful drowning, Bane, M. Night Shyamalan’s achilles heel, break-ins, punching John Mayer in the throat, The Tesla Goldwing, who The Queen is, and Will tells us why Bane has tube-face-thingies.||3/30/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWood Thrush||Jeremy and Michael review the Wood Thrush and discuss dial-up pornography, Board Sauce, the science of barefoot filth, Bro-rock Obama, bigotry futures, twin futures, and beating ass in prison.||3/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLimpkin||Jeremy, Michael, and Zack review the Limpkin and discuss shoe discoveries, seal deaths, Seal, bi-standards, talking about sex with children, Seal, duck sex, rib sandwiches, Disneyland’s corndogs, “the first road to recovery,” Seal, pluck preauthorizations, UX, and Seal. Things get fuzzy, then Seal.||3/16/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMontezuma Oropendola||Jeremy and Michael review the Montezuma Oropendola and discuss social media gaggles, wagging the dick, that quesalupa ad with the asian Star Trek guy and the memes, space travel, AI, how many Rhode Islands fit in Texas, sword-wielding strippers, polyps, and uvulas.||3/4/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNorthern Pygmy-Owl||Jeremy and Michael review the northern pygmy-owl and discuss how to battle a cold, the centaurs of Wikipedia, house flies, aioli, the horror of listening to yourself speak, why we see movies in groups, the sociology of running, death of The Onion, selling out, insufferable human qualities, apologizing, and car accidents.||2/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLucy's Warbler||Jeremy and Michael review the Lucy’s Warbler, correct a misprint, discuss software development, Kant’s categorical imperative, Einstein, lightsabers, funeral procession traffic laws, death-clock tattoos, eyebrow fashion, all these friggin photos we’re taking, stories as a train trip, a story about a train trip, telling b******t stories, and the Napoleon Complex.||2/19/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRed-winged Blackbird||Jeremy and Michael review the Red-winged blackbird and discuss the marvelous Jamie Fox, whether people like us or not, the racism of John Wayne and his bestie Donald Trump, what a terrible a person you are on Facebook, 3D-printed babies, placentas, tardigrades, cryogenics, and wet dreams.||2/10/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWinter Wren||Jeremy and Michael review the Winter Wren and discuss gaming The Price is Right, coffee cleanses, common misconceptions around the common cold, a Randy Newman Sting cover album, Banksy—the anonymous street artist / popular Icelandic band front-man, the odds of crashing in a 747, drugging children, mandatory revocation of licenses from senior citizens, and a Marvel/Star Wars fusion universe.||2/5/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWillow Ptarmigan||Jeremy and Michael review the Willow Ptarmigan and discuss Sting (again), coffee (again), judging and being judged in coffee shops, the losses and gains of hair in your 30’s, Claim Jumper, fruitcake, meatloaf, sponges, asparagus pee, dictating your phone number, de facto traffic laws, and insurance nonsense.||1/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNorthern Cardinal||Jeremy and Michael review the Northern Cardinal and discuss the diuretic effect of coffee, travel-inflicted constipation, Sting, why people love Chic-fil-A, the woman in the Carlsbad Lagoon, dying while doing what you love, and hoverboards in 2016.||1/15/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
I like it because I enjoy nature.
5/7 stars earned
Of all the podcasts available today, this is one of them.
These guys are just as bad in real life
Honestly, this podcast speaks to my soul. Real topics. Real birds. Real fun. It's the type of podcast that your wife will punch you for because you accidentally woke her up with your shaking while trying to keep from laughing out loud as she sleeps next to you. It's that good!