Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
By Earwolf and Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider
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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party! Listen to new bonus episodes only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/housewives and use promo code 'HOUSEWIVES'.
||Explicit126. 80’s Ladies (w/ Andrew Rannells)||Casey and Danielle tricked the guest of their dreams into the nook, hold him hostage to talk housewives and he rises to the occasion. Andrew Rannells ( Book of Mormon, Girls) has strong thoughts on vaginal rejuvenation, which Dallas cast member looks like a Gremlin, and of course his days in the sun Nene Leeks. Special thanks to Kathleen Gibson for all her musical help ( duh , of course there will be song). This episode is brought to you by Evelyn and Bobbie (www.evelynbobbie.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES), Framebridge (www.framebridge.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Chef Steps (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES).||10/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit125. Off the Leash (w/ Joel Kim Booster)||Casey and Danielle are joined in the nook by the extremely attractive and fearlessly opinionated Joel Kim Booster. He will say some truths that will have you questioning your very being. And he will be right. The trio discuss Orange County, Dallas, the Jeff Lewis scandal, Atlanta pregnancies, and, of course, more 90 Day Fiance. This episode is brought to you by Evelyn and Bobbie (www.evelynbobbie.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Chef Steps (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Grove (www.grove.co/housewives).||10/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit124. Babes in Brandiland (w/ Alec Sulkin)||Casey and Danielle are joined by the delightfully savage Alec Sulkin, executive producer of Family Guy and writer of Ted and Ted 2. He is self admittedly “fluent” in housewives and has some VERY tough feedback for some of our gals. Casey and Danielle also OFFICIALLY are all in on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days. We ask you to please respect their decision at this time and as Kelly Dodd eloquently put it “Hit it or Quit it.” This episode is brought to you by Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), Joule Sous Vide (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES), and Kopari (www.koparibeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).||9/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit123. Rodeo Barbie||Bitchsesh is back and, much like Leanne’s beer burps, sometimes Casey and Danielle are gonna utter things that are difficult to hear, like Steve Lodge brought some sex appeal this week. Also Casey defends her controversial spinning statement, while Deanna Cheng chimes in in defense of Carole, and OC’s Emily defends her dork. This episode is brought to you by Imperfect Courage by Jessica Honegger, Prepd (www.getprepd.com code: PREPDHOUSEWIVES), and Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/HOUSEWIVES).||9/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit122. God Save the Queen, B||WE'REEEEEEE BAAAAAAAACKKKKKK! Danielle and Casey are back in the nook! Lord lift us up where we belong! Danielle has another devastating tale of woe concerning her nether region and Casey has a burning workout question and demands answers. They cover NYC Reunion Part 3, Dallas, the end of Potomac, snoozeroo O.C and 90 DAY FIANCE BEFORE THE 90 DAYS DO WHAT WE SAY AND START WATCHING! With special 90 Day Fiance correspondent, Clare Mukherjee. This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), Outdoor Voices (www.outdoorvoices.com/sesh), Teami (www.teamiblends.com code: HOUSEWIVES).||9/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBonus: NYC Reunions||We Interrupt this Vacation...because Danielle needed to get some stuff off her chest about the NYC reunions and more!! Plus empath Jamie Stein returns with some deep thoughts on the feud that has rocked this nation and Danielle gives the world the performance they've been asking for (well, three people on twitter asked for). Also Casey has a summer watching assignment for everyone, will you heed her call? We'll be back next week with our regularly scheduled bitch sesh...||8/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJOVANI!!!!!!!!!!||A mini ep from a vacationing Casey Wilson who refuses to stay silent (about a lot of things). No Tagging! Byeeeee!!!||8/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBonus Sesh: With Special Guest Jessi Klein||Casey and Danielle are joined by the MF Powerhouse that is Jessi Klein. Emmy winning producer and writer, actress and author of the best selling memoir “You’ll Grow Out of It.” YOU WILL NEVER GROW OUT OF THIS EPISODE BECAUSE IT’S SO FUNNY. Oh, and Casey shares with Jessi and Danielle that she routinely pees in a cup in her car. Bye! Listen to new bonus episodes only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/housewives and use promo code ‘HOUSEWIVES’.||8/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit121. Live from Philly||Casey and Danielle are on the road and wearing Beverly Beach bikinis YOU’RE WELCOME. Grab your life jackets as they discuss the boat trip and s**t stains from hell, defend Craig’s right to sew and perform a scene settling the Carole vs. Bethany debate once and for all. Enjoy a Bravo soundscape that opens the show created by Jennifer Li and Marc Jackson that will change your life forever. Paul Wilson, while devastated to be traveling during the DC show, would like everyone to know “Our celebrity Family Feud Episode airs Sunday March 12th.” Casey and Danielle will be back in September! This episode is brought to you by Care/Of (www.takecareof.com code: HOUSEWIVES) and Kopari (www.koparibeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).||8/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit120. Guess Who’s Arguing At Dinner? (w/ June Diane Raphael)||Mama Mia, what an episode! Before they break for the summer, much like Carole (RIP), Casey and Danielle are joined by the multi-talented and multi-tasking June Diane Raphael and she has come with thoughtz!!! On Luanne's lawsuit, Vicky's sexual prowess and Deuteronemy. Plus Casey suggests a new business plan for Cut fitness and Matt McConkey chimes in with another gorgeous review/Faniston plea. This episode is brought to you by The Spy Who Dumped Me, Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days.||7/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit119. Wigging Out (w/ Ira Madison III)||Trigger warning: This episode includes some information about Whispering Angel Rose that may be hard to “swallow.” Danielle is back in the nook and it feels so good. She and Casey are joined by all time fan favorite Ira Madison III and they get deep into Danielle’s pubes, Casey’s stalking of a reality star and Ira reveals his podcast beats Super Soul Sunday on the chartzzz. NYC, Potomac, OC and Southern Charm are discussed - at length. Gather yourselves! This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), The Spy Who Dumped Me, Ben & Jerry’s (store.benjerry.com), Postmates (code: HOUSEWIVES), BioClarity (www.bioclarity.com code: HOUSEWIVES).||7/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit118. Dating Wishes and Cabaret Dreams (w/ Blair Beeken, Danny Pelligrino, Zachary Sergi)||EPISODE OF THE SUMMAH! Casey is joined in the nook by the hilarious Blair Beeken, the incomparable Danny Pelligrino and fan write in Zachary Sergi who had lots of behind the scenes RHONY info to share. WE GOT INTO IT. And the result is electric. We discuss past iconic moments and present disturbing moments such as "I'm gonna leave hand prints on your f***ing ass." WTFFFFFFF! This episode is brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s, The Spy Who Dumped Me, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES).||7/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBreaking Bitch Sesh Announcement||Danielle has some breaking news.||7/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit117 Arrest and Relaxation (w/ Deanna Cheng)||Casey is back in the nook and it feels so good. Joining her for this miniature ep is Deanna Cheng who, while recently having been attacked by a dog, looks fresh as a daisy. They discuss Casey’s dirty past, the promo for THE NYC boat trip we have all been waiting for and can’t remember Dennis’s name for the life of them. And they shant be taking that on.||6/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit116 Live at Largo (w/ Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jessica Chaffin, Erin Gibson)||Casey is live at Largo and joined by co host Jessica Chaffin who is ON FIRE. Angel on earth Jamie-Lynn Sigler guests and DESTROYS in the role of Tinsley to Casey’s Dale as they examine seven eggs via FaceTime. Jamie gamely plays Housewives line or Sopranos Line? And Erin Gibson joins to share a tale of when her HUSBAND made out with Luanne. The boots on the ground are WILD. Get into it ! This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES) and Postmates (code: HOUSEWIVES).||6/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit115 Faux Weddings and a Funeral (w/ Ana Ortiz)||Bitch Sesh fave Ana Ortiz is back this week and so is Daa-yul, and both are a breath of fresh in these dark times. They talk Bobby Z. (RIP), Teresa's rage filled new body and the over abundance of terrible old white men. Plus Ana imagines what all the housewives are like in bed (spoiler alert: Tinsley is a freak!) This episode is brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s (store.benjerry.com), SockFancy (www.sockfancy.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES).||6/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit114 Live from Onion Fest in Chicago||Casey and Danielle are live from Onion Fest in Chicago - home of Scott the Coupon King! Hear excerpts from the show, a takedown of a couple that belongs in jail from Southern Charm, the craziest BOTG yet and some poignant music from Kathleen Gibson. Plus Casey reviews the weeks latest shows from Atlanta, home of Kroy’s minivan! This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), SockFancy (www.sockfancy.com/HOUSEWIVES), Le Tote (www.letote.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Texture (www.texture.com/HOUSEWIVES).||6/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit113 Holidazed and Confused (w/ Lauryn Kahn, Matt McConkey)||This week Danielle reports from the "Satellite Nook" with special co-host/ Justin Theroux hater Matt McConkey who alerts Danielle to the fact that mediums can google people to get info on them. They are joined by the hilarious writer of Ibiza Lauryn Kahn to talk Sonja's washing frequency (not enough), Bethany's nudity frequency (too much) and which housewife they want to sit on their lap while they give blood. This episode is brought to you by SockFancy, Leesa, and Stamps.com.||5/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit112 A Frittered Friendship (w/ Leslie Grossman, Dannah Phirman)||Bitchsesh is back with special co-host/royal watcher/Scheana Shay apologist Leslie Grossman who chides Danielle for being late to Vanderpump though she has her own (Valetta) skeletons in the closet. Then Hotwives co-creator Dannah Phirman stops by to talk bad lighting and snow globe abundance. They delve into the boring "BeSerkshires", Robyn's umbrella work, Shep's bloated good looks and whether two different kinds of sperm are actually allergic to one other.||5/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit111 Grief and Relief (w/ Nicole Shabtai, Doug Mand)||Casey and Danielle sit down with guestS Nicole Shabtai and Doug Mand. This attractive, hilarious couple has a lot to say about all things Housewives and have even brought their own watching habit issues to their couples therapist. Breakthrough's are made. Casey and Danielle also grapple with a missed event and accuse guilty parties. And Casey makes an announcement concerning a surprise visitor to her home that no one will be ready for... This episode is sponsored by threadUP (www.threadUP.com/HOUSEWIVES) and Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES).||5/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit110 Tea for Tat (w/ Deanna Cheng)||Lu's drunken tirade, Tinsley's primal scream, Cameron's husband's penis, Kyle's stolen purses, Nivea moisturizer, so much to cover and Casey and Danielle take it ALL on this week with the help of Deanna Cheng and Dennis Rodman.God bless America! This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Stamps.com (www.stamps.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Fabletics (www.fabletics.com/HOUSEWIVES).||5/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit109 Live from Largo with Kaitlin Olson||Casey, Danielle and April open the live show wearing their best Ramona, Sonja and Dorinda from the Halloween show. They are joined by the HILARIOUS AND GIFTED Kaitlin Olson (moonlighting as Carole/Amelia E.). Kaitlin performs a Dorinda for the ages that should win a goddamn Oscar or Nobel Peace Prize. This episode is brought to you by Box of Style (www.boxofstyle.com/BitchSesh), Leesa (www.leesa.com//HOUSEWIVES), Lola (www.mylola.com code: HOUSEWIVES40), and BioClarity (www.bioclarity.com code: HOUSEWIVES).||4/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit108 Kyle Richards||Casey and Danielle get their eyes and vaginas on Kyle Richards new black and white checked foyer (vaginas because they attempted to do the splits with her, naturally). Enjoy the first half of our interview with Kyle Richards. The second half can be found on Stitcher Premium along with 16 other bonus episodes.||4/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit107.5 A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT||A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT||4/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit107 Better Latex Than Never (w/ Kay Cannon)||Danielle and Casey welcome writer of Pitch Perfect 1, 2 and 3 and DIRECTOR (!!!) of the current box office hit BLOCKERS: Kay Cannon. She is a doll and most importantly... a huge housewives fan! Also we have a VERRRRY special listener request.... cryptic! This episode is brought to you by Box of Style (www.boxofstyle.com/BITCHSESH), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES).||4/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit106 Holy Schnitzel||Casey and Danielle have a lot to cover and they didn’t even get into Southern Charm yet! Atlanta, Bev Hills, Vanderpump and the NY premiere! Watching these shows is their burden and cross to bear but they do it for you! You’re welcome! They discuss WWHL, Paul’s twitter and Vanessa Bayer has another very specific recommendation. This episode is brought to you by Rachel Zoe Box of Style (www.boxofstyle.com/bitchsesh code: BITCHSESH), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES). Listen to new “Bonus Sesh" episodes of Bitch Sesh, starting April 11th on Stitcher Premium! Go to stitcherpremium.com/housewives and use code 'HOUSEWIVES' for a free month of listening!||4/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit105 Dames, Dogs and Danke||Casey and Danielle thought Watch What Happens Live was the pinnacle of this week/life. They were wrong. Last night they welcomed feminist icon, cultural critic, New York Times best selling author, funny MF and Bravo OBSESSED, Roxane Gay. She is all things and more. They talk Vanderpump, Dorit Dorit Dorit and the nose ring heard round the world. This episode is sponsored by Rachel Zoe Box of Style (boxofstyle.com/bitchsesh code: BITCHSESH), Tripping.com (www.tripping.com/HOUSEWIVES) and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES).||3/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit104.5 NYC LIVE Featuring Laura Benanti||Casey and Danielle sing and dance their way to Broadway (adjacent!). Here is a condensed version of the show featuring TONY MF AWARD WINNER Laura Benanti. She talks doing Lu's cabaret, Nanny Kay, Pink Dog and lowers herself to sing with Casey and Danielle. (The rest of the show can be seen on tour)||3/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit104 Crying Shame (w/ Bryan Safi)||Dream of Dreams guest Bryan Safi returns to the nook, like Eileen returning to Beverly Hills (except HE has his hair figured out). Casey apologizes for sleeping on Drag Race, Danielle sings her childhood sorrows, Bryan dissects Sheree's forced photo shoot, and they all live in fear of Erika Jayne's quiet anger. Plus, special in the field reporting from Nicole Shabtai, where she answers Casey's age old question from last week, "Who is that small man with Lisa Vanderpump?" and Casey's husband David makes his first (and slightly drunken) appearance on the podcast with some hot takes on Jax. This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Le Tote (www.letote.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Zola (www.zola.com/HOUSEWIVES).||3/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit103 Gag Gift||Casey and Danielle fly guestless in the nook. It feels good to be home! They cover it all from the breathtaking new RHONY trailer, having housewives as guests, Marlo’s swim goggle glasses and PK’s tiny arms. NO TAGGING MF’S!!!!!! Jamie Stein weighs in with a Bev Hills dispatch from an empath. Summer tour dates and cities on Casey and Danielle’s instagram: caseyrosewilson and daniellecarolineschneider This episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Stamps.com (www.stamps.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES).||3/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit102 Erika Jayne||With Special Guest Erika Jayne. This episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Thouroughbreads in theaters March 9th, Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Tripping.com (www.tripping.com/HOUSEWIVES).||2/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit0 Introducing Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown Show||Casey and Danielle kick off the show by telling us all the Housewives questions they want answered. Don't forget to set your DVRs to the RHOBH premiere Dec 1!||11/27/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFind Full Archive of Bitch Sesh on Stitcher Premium||Find Full Archive of Bitch Sesh on Stitcher Premium||7/2/1970||Free||View in iTunes|
Closet Real Housewives Watcher
This is going to be amazing. When I heard the preview I was soooo excited, I had know idea I needed this podcast. Watching all these horrible wonderful shows and not being able to talk or listen to others thoughts and opinions due to fear of outing myself as a watcher, has been a true hardship. If the show is as fun and funny as the preview I feel you gals are doing the Lords work and bless you.
Very Funny! Enjoyed the first episode very much. Looking forward to more episodes.
I am halfway through the first episode and having a really good time. I haven't watched Housewives in a while, so this is like sitting with some hilarious friends catching me up on people we went to high school with.