Bridge from Nowhere
By Andy Kline, Jamie Karnik, Lou Logan
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Life on the far northern edge of America. Alaskan living is a little different and a little the same as living anywhere else, and we like to talk about that and poo and adventures and Star Wars and bear encounters and did we mention poo? More at bridgefromnowhere.com.
||Explicit034 – Comfort Mandrill||We enjoy foreign biscuits which help us with self-pleasure urges, discuss the pros and cons of eating 5 massive hot dogs in one sitting, Lou invents the masturb-o-meter, we ask...||4/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit033 – Everyone Loves Olives!||Poo Corner is back, we eat strange snack foods, Jamie will never eat an olive and Lou wont eat blood.||4/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit032 – Monkey Rage||SO ANGRY! The three chimps hurl their poo at you. Also they talk about the absolutely bizarre sex life of ducks, all their stupid junker cars, and how Andy is...||4/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean031 – Yarding Season with the Alaskan Hairy Man||It is March in Juneau, and that means Yarding Season has begun even if it is below freezing. In this episode, we talk about how Andy annoys his neighbors, Jamie...||3/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean030 Season Duh! – Giant Birds, Mouse Invasions and Frozen Banana Peels||We are back for Season 2! Giant birds hunt us, and mice and gravy.||3/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean029 – Immediate Frontier Justice||We talk old time Alaska bar lore with Big Mike Race, who also helps us introduce a new segment -- Dog Treat of the Week! Jamie is sick as hell, so we make him stay home and do a call-in, which turns out to be disgusting because he is so damned sick. And||12/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit028 – Lewis and Clark were Miserable Bastards||Special Manzanillo edition! Andy took a job as a human mule to drive a car from Mexico, and somehow was able to produce this episode while sweating profusely in the...||11/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean027 – Sea Apes, Mudslides and Wax Lips||The many apes of our lives come to the fore in this episode – including Jamie’s incessant belief in the mythical Alaskan Sea Ape – a creature he describes in...||11/8/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean026 – Knott’s Berry Ghost Farm||Andy incorrectly remembers an amusement park name with great conviction. He is also wrong about the origins of the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. Let’s face it, he doesn’t...||10/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit025 – Hagfish, Hongose Wine, Fiji Giant Rats and Tapeworms||We have been cancelled by public radio, but our podcast gains in POWER! Welcome to our first radio-free edition of BFN, in which our scientist buddy John Warrenchuk joins us...||10/22/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean024 – Cluster on Mama’s Jupiter||We talk about many important topics today. Including: anadromous fish habitat in downtown Juneau, the life and loves of our primate friends, the Gibbons. And, we discuss epiphanies that may...||10/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean023 – Distilling with Dr. Stephen Pleasants||Brandon Howard from Amalga Distillery joins us to talk all about starting up a new business in Juneau, and how he went from pottery teacher to cookin’ up hooch. Also,...||9/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean022 – Llama Wrangling||Jamie tells of unusual ways midwesterners have fun with llamas, Your Favorite Sisters Alicia and Kirsa Hughes-Skandijs tell us about growing up rustic in West Virginia, Lou carbonates things, and...||9/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean021 – Princess Kay of the Milky Way||Jamie describes his vision of a butter sculpture of himself, Lou almost gets lost while fishing from the shore. Andy talks about rats with Patrice Helmar, and the horrible subject...||9/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean020 – Aaron Neville Caused the Solar Eclipse, and Patrice is a City Mouse||I dont know much, but I know that Aaron Neville caused the solar eclipse using that body pod. We talk to Jamie about his experience with the totality, Patrice Helmar talks about life in the big city, and Lou posits his Aaron Neville theory.||8/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean019 – Eclipse, Teletubbies and Patchop||Jamie discusses his trip to the capital of the solar eclipse, Lou becomes a howler monkey, we review the cheapest jeans ever manufactured, and New York photographer Patrice Helmar comes by to talk shop. Also, the central mystery of Teletubbies, wardrobe||8/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean018 – Naked Standup, Tyvek Pooping and Gay in Alaska||Alicia and Kirsa come back by to discuss how to start a stand up, Alex discusses bloodbaths in the Fairbanks wilderness, and Paul poops himself in Vegas – but hey,...||8/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean017 – OJ, Hart to Hart and Favorite Sisters||In which we remember the OJ drama, Marissa Capito drops poo knowledge, Alicia and Kirsa Hughes-Skandijs (Your Favorite Sisters and part of Club Baby Seal) tell us about growing up a little...||8/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean016 – Meat, Mobsters and Microbes||Marissa Capito on growing up in Juneau, the hard microbial work at the wastewater treatment plant, Jamie eats raw meat, Lou paddles 100 miles, Andy drinks runoff water, and we recreate the golden age of Juneau Jingles.||7/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean015 – The Windmills of Your Mind||Windmill Engineer Cayleigh Allen joins us to discuss the future of the world. George Takei tells us about how his name is pronounced. We hear from the dissatisfied listener. We discuss Thane. Lou reveals new talents. And the long awaited return of our||7/9/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean014 – Orcas, Clowns and Camp||Flesh-eating Orcas, thieving French clowns, and the joys of summer camp.||6/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean013 – Old Beer, Hot Mess, Lonely Irish Porpoise||Libby Bakalar of One Hot Mess Alaska tells us why Juneau is exactly like the Shawshank Redemption, we camp in Bob’s back yard and drink a 45 year old Prinz Brau...||6/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean012 – Bearded Weasel Hot Mess||We are joined by Libby Bakalar, writer of Juneau-famous blog One Hot Mess Alaska for in-depth analysis of what makes living in Juneau weird – it’s One Hot Messy Corner! Lou...||6/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean011 – Five for Five Four Five||In which Jamie describes his homecoming night menu, Lou goes to the chiropractor, Andy covets thy neighbor’s hearth, we let all teenagers know about their very own Ten Commandments, and...||6/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean010 – Lord Stainley’s Cup||In which Lou describes his championship season of winning the Stainley Cup, Sarah Ginter tells us of the greatest book ever written, and our Ninjaneer Marissa Capito from the Juneau...||5/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean009 – The Pipes Don’t Want Your Wipes||In the Episode, we prolapse our Poo Corner with Ninjaneer Marissa Capito, to dive deep into the depths of poo issues. We discuss fatal floods of many varieties, how drying...||5/14/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean008 – Trains, Radio and Dynamite Red||Episode 8 in which we discuss the Swamper, Stingers, Stunts, and that poor bastard Whitlow. Andy reveals an unnecessary trip to the ER, Jamie defies train death multiple times, and...||5/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean007 – Meatsweats for Pomeranians||Episode 007 - In which we talk to our friend Libby Stringer who works in a goldmine and owns tiny dogs.||4/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean006 – Flesh Eating Fish and an Accidental Phoner||Longtime friend and local musical and broadcasting legend Steve Nelson hosts us at his house this week, where we here why little fish prompted his move to Alaska in the...||4/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean005 – Gold Claims and Food on a Stick||Growing up wild in Alaska, gold claims and fun with dynamite.||4/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean004 – Balto, Snake Girl and the Fattest Man Alive||In which we discuss the trials and tribulations of the worlds most famous dog of his day, the love of Sulu, why Skittles are bad for your toilet, sportsball, the perils of onion eating and scary monkeys. With guests Marisa Capito and Sarah Ginter.||4/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean003 – Tales of a Lich||Halt, thy dwarven knave! In this episode we travel to a world inhabited by the denizens of D&D, we discuss building a worse mousetrap, the love of a man for pork rinds, the worst smell an engineer of solid waste has ever smelled, and our most forgett||3/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean002 – Bear Stew and Visqueen||This week Andy, Jamie, and Lou discuss the woods, jagger bushes, poo glitter, bear stew, yinsers, Tuckerbutt, dads, and the Clapper. We once again have Marisa Capito on-board to talk about solid waste on Poo Corner. Sarah Lewis and Sean Boily tells us a||3/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean001 – Monkey Riding a Capybara||In which we discuss large rodentia, the Civil War, poo, a kidney donation, and tall people. Our house band Kuhlson rocks the joint!||3/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
You can buy pants at a Costco, but not a Big Mac in Juneau?
Come for Poo Corner, stay for the locals.
This is a fun slice of life in Juneau and Alaska overall. 11 episodes in and going strong! Andy, Jamie, and Lou have genuine fun making this show and it comes through.
Melissa the Ninjaneer (Ningeneer?) brings more information than anyone probably expected to Poo Corner, with details about waste treatment that really everybody should know. After all, we all doo it...
I never lived in Juneau but this show reminds me of my years in Alaska, thanks guys!