Buffoons the Vampire Podcast
By Ryan (@FauxRomano), Bobby (@GMFunkytown), Aaron (@Malarkey_TV), and Grant (@TheSlopstache)
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Weekly review, commentary, and amateur analysis of Buffy the Vampire Slayer by a bunch of buffoons. Check us out at MalarkeyTV.com/buffoons or email us at email@example.comBuffoons the Vampire Podcast is: Ryan (@FauxRomano), Bobby (ComplexAction.net / @GMFunkytown), Aaron (MalarkeyTV.com / @Malarkey_TV), and Grant (SlopStache.com / @TheSlopstache)
||ExplicitBeaver Skit||The thrilling conclusion of the Angel/Buffy omg two-parter. We're still getting back into the groove of things, so bear with us!||8/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Return Episode||We're back after a bit of a hiatus. Everybody got busy with real world stuff! Bobby went to GenCon and now just does his shadowrun related shows. Grant's moving across the the country. Aaron moved across the world!But the three of us still managed to ma||8/17/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanOh dang, another live episode?!||Soooooo we recorded two episodes back to back. Again without Mr. Frankenberger. Again 'live?' I guess? In this episode we talk about good parenting, dealing with death, dealing with death poorly, and cowboy vampires. I unfortunately can't remember the Q||7/21/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Live Episode!||Okay, they're all 'live', but Aaron, Grant, and Ryan recorded this one together in the same room! While the Bob's away we actually get together and are a little more dumb and goofy. You can probably tell. Aaron is on the soundboard and sorta hosts while||7/14/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBuffy the Wampire Brayer||In the thrilling conclusion to the two-part episode the buffoons get a little yelly. and a little cursy. This one isn't for babies. At the top of the show Aaron and Grant get a little lascivious, bob talks about his kids again, Aaron takes us on an crai||7/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLooking for Strange on your Phone||On today's episode revisit the blast from the past in last episode, talk about random numbers texting rando photos, Vampire Grant, Earth 2, Buffy fashion, career days, we "cast" some more spells, talk about the vampire effect on global warming, and mo||6/30/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRippa~!||On today's episode the Grant is away, so we're joined by guest Rachel (@checkerdandy) a long time fan of our buffoonry going years back. She's great and joins us on discussing the Transformers and Cube series, napes, John Cusack, Gavin Rosdale, Amy Yip,||6/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWillow gets completely hopped up on deception||No show notes this week because the episode is already late! Lo siento!||6/17/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCordelia is herself... just in a cat suit.||The halloween episode! Principal Snyder has the great idea to send the gang, a bunch of good for nothings, out as trick-or-treat chaperones. Little do they know their going to become the costumes they're wearing!Expect for Cordie because she doesn't sho||6/9/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDeus Ex Machida||We're back! Today we discuss cafeteria food, milk cartons, Jormungand, Ouroboros, Angel hate, Xander jerkiness, Cordie's religious beliefs, party safety and more. In the question corner, Random Question Generator is back with the question: What's the fi||6/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanGrant does a real good job||On today's episode, spooky ancient mummy princesses! Irritating technical problems! Vampire court! Grammar court! ALL THE COURTS.And we talk way too long about Grant's dingleberries. Enjoy!Next episode will be delayed a week due to time issues, and we w||5/19/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThink of batman pooping snakes||In today's episode we get introduced to everybody's favorite bad guy, Spike! Ryan again didn't have time to edit it, so we're going to pass this off as another super special uncut episode! It's like you're actually there when we record! Using the same e||5/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanWhen Walt Disney walks again then I'll get my head frozen||Today's episode is extra special because it's (relatively) uncut! Editor Ryan didn't have time to give it the proper attention, so he just did a cut geared towards getting rid of long pauses and as much noise as possible. As a result, you're going to he||5/5/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitVampire Squad||Season 2! We're back from summer break and things are heating up for the gang. Well, if Buffy wasn't being such a massive ice queen. We put Grant to the test with another quiz, random question generator saves us again with a well-timed question, and we||4/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThere's Nothing Spookier Than a Dancing Skeleton||We've made it, this is the finale of season 1! Are you as surprised as we are? Aw, thanks, we always knew you believed in us! On this episode Aaron casts another special spell, the Master is really happy about disaster, Giles and Angel have a knowledge||4/21/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKetamine for the May Queen||On today's episode the Grant's away so we have a guest host! We talk about school, invisibility, reeeeeeally long stories about reeeeeeally long numbers, ghost tricks, and more!||4/14/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKneecaps Full of Spaghetti-O's||Turn-about is fair play and on this episode Ryan drops the reins into the capable(?) hands of Aaron to take us through 'Nightmares'. We discuss bouncey castles, eagles, HIPAA, DVD logistics, sad trombones, and more. In a very special Q&A, we discuss a w||4/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHeathwood Hall?||An episode of Buffy full of trickery! While Buffy and the Gang deal with a homicidal ventriloquist dummy, Ryan and Bobby deal with a couple of dummies of their own. Happy April Fools' Day!||3/31/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAnd The Horns of a Billy Goat!||Willow is changing for her man and Buffy doesn't like it! A cautionary tale about e-dating. We also have a 'name that music from megaman' contest with Grant!||3/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitScreamin for Vengeance!||We're back after an unfortunate week without recording! We know you missed this and are excited to listen to this episode where we get to learn all about Angel and Grant gets to do a lot talking about Angel. We also: discuss the male word for a banshee,||3/17/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHe Hits Him Right in the Pate!||On today's episode Bobby has to leave halfway through because his child is born! We still manage to cobble together a full episode for you though in which we talk about hyena-men and women, croissants, the size of razorbacks, Cider House Rules, and more||3/3/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGrant 3s Roly-Polies||we talk about: kids ruining houses, melatonin, boys!, who would win in a fight between Seal and Ryan Adams, how Ryan doesn't trust anybody in Sunnydale, how Bob was Owen in HS, Captain Crunch vs. Morgan and then I stopped keeping track like a dummy||2/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe Rules of Improve||Grant calls in from a submarine and we talk about mantis-squid similarities, Grant's bad short term memory, Buffy's jacket collection, Apples, eating disorders and more. Now with 100% more soundboard!The Buffoons are:Ryan(@FauxRomano),Bobby(ComplexActio||2/18/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGrant Does a Bad Job||Grant gets the hiccups from watching BtVS s1e03: "Witch" and we all join the Junior Vampire Club.The Buffoons are:Ryan(@FauxRomano),Bobby(ComplexAction.net / @GMFunkytown),Aaron(MalarkeyTV.com / @Malarkey_TV), andGrant(SlopStache.com / @TheSlopstache)||2/11/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMy Dad Has a Golf Cart||Tonight we discuss BtVS s1e02: "The Harvest." We also contend with poor librarianship, the Sunrise Gambit, and Grant's epiphanous witnessing of a planetary alignment.The Buffoons are:Ryan(@FauxRomano),Bobby(ComplexAction.net / @GMFunkytown),Aaron(Malar||2/3/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitVampire USB||In this inaugural episode of Buffoons the Vampire Podcast, we discuss BtVS s1e01: "Welcome to the Hellmouth." We also grapple with strawberries, tackle bad moms, and meet the gang at Sunnydale High.The Buffoons are:Ryan(@FauxRomano),Bobby(ComplexAction||1/28/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
Good job, Helen Keller!
Always enjoy listening and following along with you guys each week. Even the burps. In fact, especially the burps. Love always, your number one fan
Fun take on Buffy
I'm having a great time listen to these guys talk about Buffy. I'm not a big fan of Season One of Buffy, but it's nice seeing fresh eyes on it.
I really can't wait until they get to Season Two and beyond. Those are some of my favorite stories ever.
They're really wrong about Cordeila though.