By Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen
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After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.
||ExplicitEpisode 19: My Owen, Your Owen||It’s happened! Alison had her baby! She and Greg go over the details of the birth and talk about the impact of newborns on older siblings. Plus a discussion of whether it's ever ok to critique a friend's parenting. They also talk about the recent...||3/20/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: This is No Longer About Parenting||This week, Alison and Greg discuss different types of depression and various treatments for it, including a series of self-help books. They consider the importance of interacting with their children and how kids can remind of them of the boundless...||3/13/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: The Most Intense Sex We Ever Had||Greg and Alison veer off into discussions about lactation sex and mucus plugs. That’s right, it gets kinda gross. Other topics include bad acting, award shows, thrift stores, and kids sharing your clothes. They both try their best to avoid throwing...||3/6/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: Go For The Sex, Stay For The Tech||Modern parents may not want to hear this, but helicopter parenting works. At least that’s an argument of an article that Greg and Alison read on this week’s episode of Childish! Also, a caller feels a little guilty about wanting to raise her kids...||2/27/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Chock Full Of Baby||Alison hasn’t packed her delivery bag yet, but she’s chock full of baby and SO ready to wear those hospital mesh diapers they give you after childbirth. While waiting, she and Greg chat about an article that reveals that parents DO have a favorite..||2/20/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: The Pregnancy Orgasm Strikes Back||IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Alison has another pregnancy orgasm - this time involving a United States founding father - so Greg tries to unpack all of THAT. Both Greg and Alison discuss YOUR answers about the perfect age to have kids (spoiler: there doesn’t...||2/13/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: Trapped In A Happy Marriage||Whether it’s living with your parents after college (and seducing someone selling magazines, if you’re Greg) or figuring out why marriages are much more likely to dissolve nowadays, Alison and Greg are talking all about the family unit on this...||2/6/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: YOU DON’T KNOW ALL THE RULES ABOUT MUFFINS||DANGER. Lots to fear in this world. Or at least that's what a preachy gynecologist told Alison when she was 16. But in this week’s episode of Childish, both she and Greg muse on how to not be TOO protective of your kids, discussing some of the...||1/30/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: Have A Fun Life With My Husband, Marie Kondo||Ready to hear a seamless segue from talking about the morality of spanking kids to the fun of getting spanked by your husband? In this episode of Childish, Alison and Greg discuss their sexual proclivities, try to figure out if Alison can tip someone...||1/23/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: I’ve Given Up On My Marriage||Did you know that nearly rotten fruit helps solve your bowel problems? Greg gives Alison tips on how to cure her pregnancy constipation, asks her if she’s participated in a tried and true sexual position since she’s been married, and a caller gets..||1/16/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: A Glory Hole... But Much Smaller||Greg’s going to say yes to everything this year. Maybe not glory holes. At least that’s one of the Childish new year’s resolutions! You’ll hear more 2019 musings, updates on Greg’s TMS therapy and his daughter’s silent treatment, as well...||1/9/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: Lightning Crotch||Did Elliot barf from his dinner at Tam O’Shanter or Alison and Daniel’s caroling? Greg and Alison talk on a variety of health stresses (kidney stones, anyone?), make their life and baby-related predictions for 2019, and help a mom manage her...||1/2/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: Give A Blow Gift||Teenage son watching too much porn on his phone? Teenage daughter giving you the silent treatment? Greg and Alison process how to cope with these teenage quandaries, help a 22-year-old caller whose parents don’t want her to get tattooed while...||12/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: Shrooms and a Three-way||Fattening up kids for a witch and cutting off your toes for a prince. Just normal bedtime stories we just casually tell our kids! Greg and Alison discuss how messed up the original fairy tales really are, plus some details about pregnancy no one talks..||12/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Netflix and Sleep||How much mom nudity is too much mom nudity around a 2-year-old? Greg and Alison tackle the conundrum of a body-curious kid, discuss feeling guilty when your child’s spending a lot of time with a babysitter, and Alison talks about how Jon Hamm may...||12/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: Your Germs Are My Germs||Should you go ahead and have a baby? Is it wrong to fly a child to Hawaii? How do I handle my first hemorrhoid? These and other quandaries are explored on this week’s Childish. Plus, the nitty-gritty of postpartum depression, nurturing your child's...||12/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: Babysitter's Gotta Have It Dot Com||Public or private school? Greg and Alison get to the bottom of this age-old debate, as well as whether or not hell exists (spoiler: it’s the middle school years), and help a caller figure out if being a good parent actually matters. You know...long...||11/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2: Nobody Wants Curdleth Milk||This week, Greg and Alison try to guess what their kids will say about them one day in therapy, discuss the drama that comes with sharing a nanny with another family, and encourage a caller to advocate for their 1st grader when a new teacher in town...||11/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1: Pregnancy Orgasms||In the very first episode of Childish, Greg and Alison talk about getting caught “dad-splaining,” the gift of pregnancy orgasms, and give advice to a caller about how to make it through the insanity-inducing nights of sleep deprivation with an...||11/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitChildish: Coming November 14th!||After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh...||11/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGet Ready For Childish!||After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh...||10/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
Don't have kids, don't want kids, still adore listening to these two - there's something magical about personalities gelling so well.
I get so excited!!
My favorite day of the week is now my Wed commute when I can hear the latest episode of Childish. From intro song to Highs n Lows to You Raaaang, I sing along and laugh out loud. I’m a parent of two teen boys but this podcast isn’t about kids nor is it about having kids. It’s about being yourself and navigating whatever stage you are in. Missed gay encounters, depression, home improvements and all our childhood baggage, just to name a few. Love you two, keep it coming!!
They r great individually and even better together. I hope Greg can broker a make up deal between Alison & Adam. A make up Podcast would b incredible. Maybe Alison can broker a make up w/ Greg & his #2 pencil.