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DING! DING! DING! Prepare thyself! These are the scariest stories in the history of the world-guaranteed to make you poop your pants. ;)

Customer Reviews

just do it

its unlike anything! must listen

Barrel of Laughs

Clam is a madman and this podcast is masterfully produced!! The line between humor and horror has never been blurrier. Five Stars!!!

Unique Podcast - one of kind

There aren't many podcasts that are storytelling and freaking hilarious. The world that Clam has created is one of a kind - something a history buff with a sense of humor would love. Can't get enough of this stuff.

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  • Category: Comedy
  • Language: English

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