The Complete Guide to Everything
By Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds
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A weekly podcast for knowledge about anything and everything. From North Korea to Nicolas Cage, Tim and Tom leave no stone unturned in their humble quest to make the world a more informed place. Put away the encyclopedia four-eyes because this may just be the last resource you'll ever need. Wikipedia, consider yourselves on warning.
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ExplicitStan Lee | This week, a tribute to Stan “The Man” Lee. Co-creator of Spider-Man, the X-Men, Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four, Black Panther, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, Ant-Man, Silver Surfer, Doctor Doom and more! We drown our sorrows in wine whil | 11/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitLas Vegas | As the swingers in the famous movie The Swingers said, "Las Vegas, baby!" That's what we're talking about this week because Tom went to Vegas and has bravely decided to break the law and disclose what happened there. And what happened in Vegas? Well, T | 11/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRed Dead Redemption 2 | Red Dead Redemption 2. The third Red Dead game, and the prequel to Red Dead Redemption 1. Confusing? Yes. That’s why you need to listen to this episode. Basically it’s an incredibly popular game where you get to pretend you’re a cowboy and become | 11/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitDracula | -- | 10/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitFright Fest | Halloween Month continues to bring thrills and chills, and this week we’re leaning heavily on the thrills part. Tim and Tom go to Six Flags: Great Adventure to experience the best of both at Fright Fest. Roller coasters, zombies, werewolves, haunted | 10/21/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitFrankenstein | Halloween Month continues this week with a look at one of history's greatest monsters, Frankenstein. "But Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster," you say, trying to be clever. Well guess what, pal? We were talking about the doctor. You see, the d | 10/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTrick or Treating | -- | 10/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitDelis | The two of us can't get enough meats, cheeses and prepared salads. And that's why we spend most of our times in delis. This week we're talking about what makes delis so dang delicious. This episode is sponsored by Robinhood. They're giving listeners a | 9/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTipping | Tipping. Gratuity. A means to show “gratitude” through the universal language of cold, hard cash. This week we’re talking all about tipping. How to do it. When to do it. Why to do it. As expected, Tim attacks Tom’s character with no evidence th | 9/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Predator | -- | 9/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitMicrowaves | Macrowaves? NO! Microwaves! They’re a type of wave that can kinda cook food or make it hot at least and they’re what we’re talking about this week. Like most episodes, this is another one where we just can’t stop talking about magnetrons. We al | 9/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitNetflix 2: More Netflix | If you thought we covered everything there was to know about Netflix on last week's episode, you're dead wrong. (Mostly because we just talked about Blockbuster Video for the most part.) This week we're talking more about Netflix, specifically their mi | 9/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitNetflix | -- | 8/26/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSalads | We bet you think salads are just boring bowls of lettuce and other stuff you'd never want to eat under normal circumstances. And guess what? You're wrong. Well, half wrong. This week we're talking about all the different types of salad out there and so | 8/19/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRunning | This week we’re talking all about walking… FAST that is. That’s right: running. You’ve heard about it, you’ve thought about it, you’ve maybe even seen other people doing it and thought: hey, that looks like fun but where would I even start? | 8/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTom Cruise | -- | 8/5/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBar Trivia (Pub Quizzes) | Imagine going to a place to drink and instead being bombarded with questions. Welcome to the world of Bar Trivia, aka Pub Quizzes. | 7/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Current Political Climate | Look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it: considering the state of affairs in the world today, we need to talk about some serious stuff. This week we delve into the current political climate and discuss the big topics on everybody's mind. This episode is spo | 7/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSecurity | Security breach! Security breach! Haha, just kidding! This week we're talking all about how to keep things secure. Look, we both had different ideas about what the topic "Security" would entail, but in the end this is mostly just us arguing about a mac | 7/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitHeat Waves | It's hot outside! We're talking about all the things: how to beat the heat, what kind of fans exist and stuff that happens in pools. Also, Tom tells one of his famous "Only In New York" stories and we solve a problem from a listener about pants! This w | 7/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitFireworks | Bing! Pow! Kabloey! You guessed it, this week we’re talking about fireworks. With the Fourth of July right around the corner, you need to know how to buy fireworks, light fireworks or at the very least watch fireworks. This week’s episode covers al | 7/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitMovie Theaters | There are lots of different types of movie theaters, and in this episode we discuss some of 'em! We also talk about MoviePass, the perils of popcorn and brushing your teeth at work. (That last thing doesn't have much to do with movie theaters.) London! | 6/24/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitCasinos | Roll the dice! Spin the wheel! Pull the lever! That’s right, it’s casino time. The most depressing places on earth can sometimes also be the most fun. This week we’re talking all about how to win big and avoid the pit boss at all costs. London! W | 6/17/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitJurassic Park | In anticipation of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, we're looking back at the movie that started it all (well, if you ask Tom he claims the book is better): 1993's Jurassic Park. This episode is sponsored by quip. Go to getquip.com/guide to get your fir | 6/10/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitGrifters | Grifts! Confidence Tricks! Long cons! Short cons! It’s all covered to varying degrees this week and Tim reveals the titles of the 11 movies he’s seen. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and us | 6/3/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitGraduation | It's that time of year again, when we welcome a new crop of grads to the world. This week, Tim and Tom talk graduation ceremonies, the graduation songs we all know and love and the experience of leaving school and never looking back. Also, Tim is very | 5/27/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRoyal Wedding: Prince Hank Edition | This week we’re talking all about the royals. Kings, queens, princes, princesses, all of that nonsense because guess what: one of them is getting married! To an American! Also, the results are in from the TCGTE Best Place to Live 2018 contest. ForHim | 5/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitLife Problems | It's another week of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems! Listeners sent in their problems and we're gonna solve 'em! This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your f | 5/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRomantic Problems | This week we’re concentrating 100% on solving the romance problems of our listeners, because we’re good listeners. And answerers. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to | 5/6/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitLunch | Lunch: the ol' second meal of the day that people can't seem to get enough of. This week, we're digging in on lunch. Also, Tom receives a birthday gift. | 4/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitA Primer to Avengers: Infinity War | The end of an era is almost upon us as Marvel’s Phase 3 comes to the beginning of the end with Avengers: Infinity War. This week we’re offering a valuable primer to anyone who does know their Spider-Man from their Spider-Ham so you can go into the | 4/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitFortnite | Tom loves this video game Fortnite Battle Royale so much that he insisted on talking about it for an hour. So that's what we're doing this week. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer co | 4/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitFrench Fries | Whether you call them French Fries, Freedom Fries, chips or just potatoes, this week they’re what we’re talking about. Tim gives his top 11 tops of French Fries, we discuss the various toppings available and Tom issues an apology for last week’s | 4/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSteven Spielberg | We devote an episode to celebrating the work of Steven Spielberg, a dreamer of dreams, on the eve of the most anticipated film of his career. So sit back, relax and prepare to learn all about Jaws and the rest from two guys who know a thing or two abou | 4/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitToys R Us: RIP | Et tu, Geoffrey? This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite toy store being shut down, as well as a discussion of liquidating vs. liquifying. We also solve a listener problem about how to make friends at work when you’re stuffed off in a c | 3/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitMarch Madness | Helloooooo basketball fans! This week, a couple of basketballers will tell you the best way to fill out your March Madness brackets, and explain the fundamentals of college basketball to all you noobs out there. We also solve a problem from a fella who | 3/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitHawaii | This week we're talking all about the 50th state: Hawaii. It's a place Tim recently went to without inviting Tom where he almost died numerous times. In this episode we forget to talk about Don Ho, a mistake that will haunt both of us to our graves. | 3/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitUniversal Studios | Hooray for Hollywood! That's kind of our unofficial motto around here, and this week we finally make good on it. Tim recounts his recent trip to Universal Studios in Hollywood, California, we both detail our long history with the park and in case you'r | 3/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitOscars 2018 | It's time once again for the stars to come out in Hollywood! This week we're talking about The Oscars themselves, who will win and who will go home feeling like a complete and utter loser. Also we discuss MoviePass, a scam you should get in on before i | 2/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitHotels | Learn about hotels from two jet setters who have stayed at their share of swanky places, believe me. From Motel 6 to the Ritz Carlton, we cover it all and even offer a free continental breakfast (ha ha, just kidding). Also, Tom's hoarse from Billy Joel | 2/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRomance | Valentines Day is right around the corner, so we’re here just in time to tell you all about how to be very romantic. Also, an update on the plan to start sending all of our garbage into outer space. | 2/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTea | We all love tea, right? A little bit of the ol' leaves in water? Well, steep yourself a cup, strap in and listen to two tea fans talk tea. From green to black, hot to iced, we cover it all! Also: an app recommendation that will remind you about death. | 2/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitCryptocurrency | Wanna get rich? Then sit back and let us tell you the fastest, easiest way to get richer than you ever imagined: CRYPTOCURRENCY. This week we blab about bitcoin and blockchain, and Tom details how the crypto boom is changing his life. We also talk abou | 1/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitDriving Etiquette | Learn all about the rules of the road from two ol’ road warriors who themselves are Master Drivers.. There’s also a discussion of the plot of the hot new movie Regarding Henry and Tim proposes turning Tom into a baby through surgery and then adopti | 1/21/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitFad Diets | Looking to lose a bunch of weight without doing any work? Great news! It's totally possible. There are these things called "fad diets" that work like a charm. You can tell because we've tried a few and we're in great shape! So listen up as we go throug | 1/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitHe-Man | He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! This week we’re talking about Tom’s favorite muscular hunk from when he was a child. Also, Tim gives his honest thoughts about Muppet Babies and we both with Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz a happy wedding anni | 1/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit2018 | PRO TIP: Start listening to this episode on December 31st at 11:46:08 to ring in the New Year with us! Join us as we say goodbye to 2017, and welcome 2018 which is sure to be much better. We'll give you some things to look forward to in the new year, l | 12/30/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitUFOs and The Pentagon: A Christmas Spectacular | This week our colleagues at the New York Times blow the lid off of a secret Pentagon program investigating Unidentified Flying Objects and we’re here to report on their reporting. Also Tim is very hungry and we sing some Christmas carols for you, the | 12/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSnakes | Snakes! Some people love 'em, some people hate 'em, but we can all agree on one thing: those things sure can slither! This week we discuss all things snake, but first Tom has a thrilling encounter with his old mailman. | 12/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitHoliday Gift Guide 2017 | Looking for something for everyone on your list? Well you've come to the right place, as long as what you're looking for is one of the handful of children's toys we talk about. We also solve a listener problem concerning moving across country to live w | 12/10/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBroadway | These boys are bonkers for Broadway! This week Tim and Tom discuss all the Broadway shows they've seen, including Tim's recent trip to Hamilton, the popular rapping musical about history. Tom also talks about his track and field prowess and we debate w | 12/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTim and Tom Solve Your Problems Whether You Want Them To or Not | Tom has a crappy week this week where he breaks bones, has the mailman ring his doorbell close to the Witching Hour itself, and gets ripped off on a Bigfoot documentary. Then the guys decide to spend an hour of their lives solving the problems of other | 11/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitJustice League | Apparently, some of the most popular superheroes–including Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman–have gotten together and made a movie! This week we'll talk about that movie, as well as the history of this so-called league of justice, or Justice League | 11/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitTacos | This week we’re Talkin’ Tacos with Tim and Tom. You’ll hear all about the saddest meal Tom’s ever made, the Top Ten Tacos Tips and Toppings, and Tom’s off-brand Pac-Man sheets. | 11/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSuper Mario | Nintendo's main dude Mario has a new game out, and we're talkin' about it. But if you think we're just gonna cover Super Mario Odyssey, you're so wrong it's pathetic. From Donkey Kong to the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, you'll learn literally every | 11/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitExorcisms | The final terrifying week of Oct-BOO-SCARE, the scariest month of the year. Before we talk scary though, bring your kids in the room to hear Tim’s tale of seeing the gang from Sesame Street out in the real world. Then send your kids out of the room w | 10/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitHalloween Costumes | Every year people dress up in costumes for Halloween, but nobody knows why. That mystery goes unsolved in this episode, but we do talk about costumes we've dressed in, the most popular 2017 costumes and the reason why the MASH theme song is so depressi | 10/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitMen in Black (Myths & Legends) | This week, another installment of Myths & Legends: Men in Black. Tim has trouble differentiating fantasy (the Men in Black movies) with reality (the men in black who visit people after UFO sightings and are aliens, government agents, and/or robots) b | 10/15/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRobbing A Bank | Nobody should ever rob a bank. Let's get that out of the way. That includes you, dear listener. But the sad truth is that there are some sickos out there that rob banks all the time. Thousands of times a year, in fact. This week we talk about all thing | 10/8/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWhole Foods | Hey, HOLD the foods? I don’t think so! That’s right, you’ve guessed it, this week we’re talking about Whole Foods. The latest acquisition from bald-headed mastermind Jeff Bezos. Also we solve a listener email from a vegan looking to use dating | 10/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSunday Roast | This week we’re back from the United Kingdom having conquered one of Tim’s biggest fears: Sunday Roast. We’ve finally been to one and have a lot of thoughts about them, which we talked about into microphones and recorded and turned into this epis | 9/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit2017 Fall TV Preview | “Hey, what’s on the boob tube?” That’s the question on everybody’s mind this time of year, and luckily you have Tim and Tom to guide you through the new fall TV offerings. With the help of a little website called TV Guide dot com (perhaps you | 9/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitPotato Chips | Whether you call them chips or crisps, these things are delicious. This week we're talking about it all: different flavors of chips, history of chips and those weird low-fat chips that made oil seep out of your butt. | 9/10/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitVan Life (aka #vanlife) | Living in a van is no longer considered hitting absolute rock bottom and we're gonna talk about it. This is also Tim's last episode as a single man and serves as his bachelor party. | 9/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSaved By The Bell | Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jesse, Lisa and Screech (and to a lesser extent, Tori) are the teens who inspired a generation to go to school, eat hamburgers served by a magician, abuse caffeine pills, line up at the mall to score tickets to George Michael conce | 8/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitSonic The Hedgehog | This week we're talking about one of the fastest hedgehogs around, Sonic. He's everybody's favorite little ring-collecting blue guy to draw disturbing pictures of and post to the internet. We discuss Sonic's origins, what kind of kids own each video ga | 8/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Sun | Can’t live with it, can’t live without it. That’s right, we’re talking about The Sun. That big ol’ ball o’ fire way up there in the sky. How high up in the sky is it exactly? Who put it there? Is there any danger of it ever falling down? Th | 8/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCondiments | We all love food, but what about all that stuff we put on our food that isn't quite food, but makes the food we love even better? Yes, that's right, clearly we're talking about condiments. What are condiments? Which condiments are the best, and which a | 8/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRoad Trips | This week we’re talking all about the road! More specifically, taking trips on it. What makes a trip a road trip as opposed to just a regular trip? Is it okay to pee in a bottle instead of pulling over? Those and other classy questions are answered. | 7/30/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanChristopher Nolan | This week we talk about our good friend Chris Nolan and the movies he's made, in a rare insider's look at Hollywood (Tinseltown). Also, Tom discusses a very serious problem he's been dealing with. | 7/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHow To Disappear | Interested in leaving your old life behind for a life on the run, like friends of the show D.B. Cooper and Whitey Bulger? We'll tell you how. But first we'll need to talk a bit about lil' stinkers. | 7/16/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTeen Fads 2017 | Wanna learn about today's hottest new teen fads? Great news! Two men in their mid-30s are here to explain everything you need to know about fidget spinners, slime and dabbing. We also solve problems from someone who hates dining with his in-laws and a | 7/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleaniPhone 10th Anniversary | The iPhone came out 10 years ago, and boy oh boy, what a long strange trip it's been. This week we discuss the origins of the iPhone, our memories of its announcement and the way it changed the world around us. We also talk about Harrison Ford a lot. | 7/2/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRon Howard | This week we’re talking about the name on everyone’s lips in Tinseltown: Little Ronnie Howard. He’s not Opie anymore, he’s a big time Hollywood director that is taking over one of the new Star Track movies. | 6/25/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGardening | This week we're talking plants, and not the kind that the government puts in place to keep an eye on you. We also solve a problem from an accidental dog caregiver who doesn't like the attention his dog gets. | 6/18/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAirports | Tim has returned from a trip to Europe, and boy does he want to talk about the airports he flew into and out of. But first we discuss bringing suits to dry cleaners and try to make sense of the novelty t-shirts of the 1990s. | 6/11/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPersonal Hygiene | Toothbrushing, showering, deodorant, when will it end? This week we're talking about the stuff you have to do to participate in polite society, namely cleaning yourself, you animal. Also, Tim complains about tourists. | 6/4/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWonder Woman | This week we're talking about Wonder Woman, the star of the brand new movie called "Wonder Woman." Tom explains the origins of the character and Tim asks a bunch of dumb questions. But first, they talk about Broadway musicals and useless robots. | 5/28/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFake Meat | In the interest of equal time, this week we’re talking about fake meat. Not just your grandpa’s veggie patties either. To hell with your grandpa’s veggie burgers actually. We’re talking veggie burgers that bleed baby! And meat that you can grow | 5/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMeat | Listen to two beefy dudes chew the fat about meat. From Tim's tales of his time working at a butcher shop to Tom's list of the best meats, we cover it all. Also, we discuss the convoluted plot of an exciting new video game. | 5/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLaundry | This week Tom discusses the problems he’s having with his home life and Tim talks about his desire to sleep outside.Also we talk about laundromats, having your underwears stolen, Iron Butterfly, dryer fires, dry cleaning, bleach, new Febreeze scents, | 5/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanToilets | LET'S TALK TOILETS! This week Tom is very excited to talk about toilets for some reason, and Tim graciously lets him do so, for a very long time. We also discuss a highfalutin who refuses to serve regular coffee. | 4/30/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBoard Games | Board games, sometimes known as “bored games” are games you play when you are bored. But what qualifies as a board game? Are cards a board game? What are the best board games? All of these questions and more are answered this week. | 4/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTesla | This week we're talking about Elon Musk's electric car company Tesla, which we think is really great despite the fact that neither of us can afford to buy one. We also solve a problem from a twin who is looking to get up to some tricks. | 4/16/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFast Casual Dining | This week we talk about Elon Musk sending two knuckleheads to the moon before getting to the heart of the matter: the difference between quick serve restaurants, fast casual dining, and fine dining. Along the way we learn about the fancy places Tom has | 4/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRiverdale | This week we're talking about the teen TV show sensation, Riverdale. It's a show about cool teens based on a comic about lame teens, and resident Archie expert Tim explains everything about it to Tom (with minor spoilers). We also talk about stealing M | 4/2/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanYet Another Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems | This week we decide to give back. That’s right, it’s yet another episode where all we do is solve your dang problems. We solve problems relating but not limited to: parents who don’t want you to bring your laptop on the plane even though you want | 3/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitScams with Dan Deacon (LIVE) | We did a live episode in Austin, Texas during SXSW with our good friend Dan Deacon! It was ostensibly about "scams" but things went off the rails and got weird very quickly. Among other things, we talk about gross shenanigans at work, the Teenage Mutan | 3/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLogan / Wolverine | This week we’re talking about a man so famous they made an entire movie about him. The movie and man in question? Logan, aka Wolverine. Also this week we talk butts on Instagram, MGM Studios, American Gladiators, children meeting Darth Vader, Tom’s | 3/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHats | Hats. We all wear 'em but what do we REALLY know about them? This week we're talkin' all things hats, including unveiling our official, scientific list of Top Ten Hats. | 3/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanExoplanets | This week we're talking all about the latest discovery from NASA and it ain't that girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. It's that there's a bunch of planets nearby that we totally didn't even notice until just now. Are they habitable? How long wil | 2/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPresidents | This week, because it's Presidents' Day, we're talking about American presidents. There's no way this could go off the rails, right? Also, we talk about Popeye, Billy Joel and Voltron, as one would expect when discussing American history. | 2/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLooney Tunes | Looney Tunes! Merry Melodies! They're two different things! That's just one of the many thing you'll learn in this episode. Granted, we don't discuss what the differences are but it's been a long week, what do you want from us? Also we solve a listener | 2/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSnapchat | Want to know more about the hottest app all the kids are using? You've come to the right place! Listen to two men in their 30s try to explain Snapchat. Also: Tom has a soup-related announcement, we have questions about McDonaldland and we solve a probl | 2/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSoup | The episode that everyone has been asking for: Soup. Nature's wettest food. Is it really just food mixed with water, or something more? You'll find out all about that and MORE in this week's episode. | 1/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Circus | This week we talk about the most important thing in the news right now: the end of the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus. But that's not all: we talk about clowns, we talk about elephants, we talk about trapeze artists, we talk about lion tame | 1/22/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFood Network | This week we're talking about everyone's favorite TV channel to put on when they can't find anything to watch that isn't HGTV, that's right the Food Network. Tim tries to understand what the plot of Cooks vs. Cons is while Tom tries to wrap his head ar | 1/15/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBecoming A Vegetarian | In this episode, Tim talks about his recent decision to stop eating meat and Tom talks about how much he hates animals. We go through the top 10 reasons to become a vegetarian and have a frank discussion about the rocker Tommy Lee. Also, Tom has a biza | 1/8/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWinter | Winter is coming! Ha ha, just like that famous book and television show. Just kidding though, because winter is already here! This week we're talking about the coldest of the seasons for all the wrong reasons; that's right, winter. | 1/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBeing An Adult (LIVE!) | Earlier this year we went to London, England and recorded a live show called "Being An Adult" and as a special holiday treat we're releasing it to you, a person who probably wasn't in London that night. Special thanks to the wonderful folks at Kings Pl | 12/25/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanToys | It's the holiday season, and you know what that means... TOYS! Toys for everyone! This week we discuss all the toys that are worth spending all your free time playing with. Also, Tom has a terrifying series of nightmares and we rave about garbage chute | 12/18/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGoing on Tour with Jeff Rosenstock | This week we have special guest star Jeff Rosenstock in the studio to tell us all about his glamourous rock n' rock lifestyle. Also we solve a lighthearted problem concerning whether or not to marry someone. | 12/11/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCowboys | What's the deal with cowboys? I mean, most of them appear to be full-grown men, not boys, and they certainly aren't cows. Come on, people! This week we talk about what cowboys actually do and how we'd fare out on the range. We also discuss the death of | 12/4/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDavid Blaine | Magic, magic, magic! This week we’re talking about David Blaine, a real magician’s magician. Also one of the few magicians that Tim and Tom have waved at IN PERSON. Hear all about that as well as all of his amazing feats of endurance in this week | 11/27/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNintendo Entertainment System | Just in time for the release of the new NES Classic Edition, we talk about the beloved NES game system. Which games were the best? Which games were just for the scummy kids? How the heck did the gun for Duck Hunt work? We show our age and cover it all | 11/20/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTom Hanks | Boy, what a week. That's why we've decided to try our best to keep our minds off it for at least an hour and talk about the one thing everyone in this world can agree on: Tom Hanks. Starting with movies that aren't even made yet and going all the way b | 11/13/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanClowns | This week we do some clowning around, and discuss a topic thats sometimes funny but usually scary: clowns. We also talk about our potential new hotel business and solve a problem from a listener who works at a toy store! | 11/6/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPoltergeists | This week we're talking all about things that go bump in the night. Well, not all things. We're mostly just talking about poltergeists, which Tim wants to make very clear that he is not afraid of. | 10/30/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMyths and Legends - Werewolves | It's a spooktacular Halloween-ish episode, we discuss werewolves, the hairiest of all the mythical monsters. How do you avoid becoming a werewolf? How do you kill a loved one if they become a werewolf? We'll answer those questions and more! Also, we so | 10/23/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanYosemite | This week Tim and Tom go hiking in the nation's largest national park: Yosemite. Learn all about hiking, nature and almost dying alone in the woods! | 10/17/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLeft Handedness | This week we discuss the sinister implications of using the devil's dominant hand: the left hand. A lot of solid scientific research went into determining the evils of left handedness, and we'll use all of it. All of it. | 10/9/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAppetizers | This week we're talking apps and NOT the kind you might find on a modern smartphone! No, we're talking about the original apps: appetizers. The things you eat to appetize before a big meal. You know, like chicken fingers and stuff. This episode is brou | 10/2/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFall TV Preview 2016 - Part 2 | This week brings the thrilling conclusion to Tim and Tom's discussion of the new fall TV schedule. We talk Empire, South Park, Lethal Weapon and some other stuff. Also, we solve a problem from a blacksmith (really). | 9/25/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFall TV Preview 2016 | This week, Tim and Tom scheme to become hulking muscle men. They also discuss some of the new and returning TV shows coming this fall. What shows? Well, shows like Supernatural, Westworld, Jane The Virgin, Kevin Can Wait, Big Bang Theory, Who’s The B | 9/17/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleaniPhone 7 | Apple announced the iPhone 7 this week (and some other stuff) and we talk about it as we are wont to do. We also discuss the latest Taylor Swift news and solve a problem from a listener who can't get her partner to listen to the same music as her. | 9/10/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMTV VMA 2016 | Welcome to this week's episode of Teen Talk, the only show where two men in their mid-thirties talk about all the cool stuff teens are into. This week Tom watched the MTV Video Music Awards and wasn't nearly as confused as he thought he'd be. | 9/3/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBurger King | This week we talk about Burger King, an episode we were shocked we haven't done before. Obviously there's a lot of Whopper talk, but we also discuss some lesser-known menu items for all you fast food hipsters. Also, Tim wants to spy on a contractor and | 8/26/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAlien Superstructure | Have we possibly found an alien civilization almost 1,500 light years away? That’s what some scientists are saying, and if you can’t trust scientists who can you trust? This week we’re talking about the famous vacuum cleaner man Dyson and his sph | 8/20/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBuffalo Wings | Hoo boy, this is a hot one! This week we talk about everybody's favorite spicy treat that covers your face with sauce and makes you work for every last bit of meat on the bone: Buffalo Wings. Also, Tim is bummed out and Tom can't get enough of The Matr | 8/12/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanJared Leto | From My So-Called Life to Suicide Squad we’ve watch Jared Leto grow from a handsome boy to a handsome man who still looks like a boy. Whether he’s gaining a lot of weight or losing a lot of weight he sure can act. This week we’re talking all abou | 8/5/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanShoes | Shoes. Everybody wears 'em, but what do we really know about them? This week, we discuss all different kinds of shoes and share some very important opinions about that famous footwear everybody's talking about: shoes! Also, Tom has some words for peopl | 7/30/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLucid Dreaming | This week we're talking all about lucid dreaming. What's lucid dreaming? It's when you know you're in a dream! You'll be thinking, "Am I HAVING a dream? If so, I never want to wake up!" when you listen to this amazing episode! Also we solve a listener | 7/23/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPokémon Go | This week two men in their 30s will infuriate a bunch of you by trying to make sense of the Pokémon Go phenomenon. We also solve a problem from a listener who can't get rid of an annoying friend. This episode is brought to you by Loot Crate. Loot Crat | 7/16/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWaterparks | Waterparks! Slides, tubes, pools, waterparks have them all. This week Tim and Tom went to a waterpark for the first time in probably at least a decade and returned to tell the tale. They discuss the different kinds of amusements one would find at a wat | 7/9/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFourth Of July | On this episode, we celebrate our country's independence from that lousy king and talk about hot dogs and fireworks and all that stuff. Also, Tom has an idea for a new kind of credit card scam. This week's episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. To get you | 7/2/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGolf | This week we talk about the sport that all the gentleman go wild for: golf. From putting to sand traps, we cover it all. Plus, Tom sees some ridiculous fashion choices on a train and Tim shares a horrible story involving a horse. This week's episode is | 6/25/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSandwiches | This week we’re talking turkey, turkey SANDWICHES that is. One of our favorite topics, but one that has never been explored at length, until now. We aren’t afraid to tackle the big issues either. Mustard or mayonnaise? Whole wheat or white bread? H | 6/18/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSimulation Hypothesis | This week we learn that the world around us might not be what it seems, as Tom explains to Tim what the Simulation Hypothesis is all about. Is life as we know it a computer simulation? It's possible. Does Tim have issues with low blood sugar? It would | 6/11/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSummer Vacation | School’s. Out. For. Summer. That’s right kids, this week we’re talking about what you’ve been waiting for all school year: summer vacation! We discuss the various exciting and not-so-exciting off-year summer vacation destinations we both went t | 6/4/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSweden | This week, a jet lagged Tim talks about what he learned on his fact-finding trip to Stockholm while an allergy-ridden Tom struggles to understand Swedish culture. We also solve a problem from a listener who has a problem with some cat bullies. | 5/28/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanReboots | This week we drink whiskey and discuss Hollywood's obsession with reboots, but we wind up just arguing about the new Ghostbusters movie for a while. We also solve a problem from a woman who loves her job despite the fact she doesn't know how to actuall | 5/21/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAcupuncture | This week Tim and Tom are talking about acupuncture. Does it really help or is it really just sticking a bunch of pins in yourself and hoping for the best? Also, a frank discussion about moisturizing habits. | 5/14/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean2016 Summer Movies Part 2 | This week Tom's back from Ireland and ready to talk about even more summer movies! | 5/7/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTim And Tom Solve Even More of Your Problems Again | Experienced problem solvers Tim and Tom are at it again this week, guiding you through your most serious quandaries. We help people with their problems relating to the Property Brothers, tattoos and rude people in new towns. To be honest, it just feels | 4/29/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPrince | We heard the news that Prince passed away shortly before we recorded this week's episode, so this week we talked about Prince and how cool he was. Also, in a followup to last week's Oculus Rift episode, Tom explains how he is transitioning to living in | 4/23/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanOculus Rift | This week, Tom explains everything about the Oculus Rift, the newly-released virtual reality headset that he recently purchased, in what will likely be his last episode ever before going to live full time in cyberspace. Also, Tim has a series of misadv | 4/16/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTiny Houses | Spread the word: tiny houses aren’t just for people who can’t afford big houses anymore! This week we’re talking about the minimalist movement sweeping the nation. Want to build your own tiny house and then go live in the woods all alone? Then yo | 4/9/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Internet Of Things | Pretty soon every item in your home will be connected to the internet and everything you need will happen automatically. At least, that's what all the nerds who are buying internet-connected refrigerators are saying. Anyway, this week we talk about the | 4/2/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean2016 Summer Movies Part 1 | Movies Movies Movies! Like we always say: hooray for Hollywood! This week, Tim and Tom take Tinseltown as we preview this summer's hottest blockbusters. (Actually, in this episode we mostly talk about movies coming out in April and May.) But the main e | 3/26/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSpring Break | This week we're taking a break... a SPRING BREAK that is! We're talking about all the hot spot destinations for spring break like Florida! Also this week we solve a lister problem concerning a mouse but not from a mouse. Today’s sponsor is Casper Mat | 3/19/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCivilian Space Travel | Blast off with your best buds Tim and Tom as we talk about civilian space travel. That's right, some billionaires are trying to make it possible for schlubs like us to go to space, which seems like a really bad idea. We also talk about public drinking | 3/12/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPopcorn | Popcorn, get your fresh popcorn! This week we're talking all about the treat that's a treat to eat: popcorn. How does corn turn into popcorn? What are the different ways to make popcorn? Why doesn't Tim like popcorn? All of these questions and more are | 3/6/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Chupacabra | This week, we have a brand new installment in our TCGTE Myths and Legends series. We talk about the infamous goat sucker, the chupacabra and uncover some truly alarming facts. Also, Tim has some stories about riding the bus and we solve problems from a | 2/27/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBagels | Bagels, bagels, bagels. This week we’re talking about the ol’ bready treat known as bagels. Toasted, untested, cream cheese, butter, New York-style, Montreal-style, we don’t shy away from any bagel-related topic. Also this week Tim discusses his | 2/20/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanChildhood Ambitions | Ever wonder what the tiny, child-versions of Tim & Tom wanted to be when they grew up? What were our hopes and our dreams? The answers may shock you. Also, Burger King announces it'll serve hot dogs, Tom has a question about the Super Bowl and we solve | 2/13/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGroceries | This week Tim and Tom are talking Groceries, something that neither of them thought to shop for until very recently. We're talking fruits, we're talking vegetables, are we talking meats? You're damn right we're talking meats. No stone is left unturned. | 2/6/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRebranding | Questions about branding? You've come to the right place. This week we're talking about rebranding efforts: Radio Shack, Pizza Hut, Dr. Pepper and a bunch of other brands have switched things up in a misguided attempt to appeal to young folks, and all | 1/30/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSnow | There's a blizzard a-comin'! As we prepare for the biggest snow storm to hit NYC in decades, we're talking all things snow: childhood memories, panicked rushes on the supermarkets for bread and milk, and building disappointing snowmen. We also come up | 1/23/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGlasses | This week we’re talkin’ glasses. It turns out they’re not just for nerds anymore because now Tom needs them too. Mostly this is just an episode where Tom complains, first about the Post Office, then about the process of getting an eye exam and bu | 1/16/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSensory Deprivation | This week we're hittin' the tanks! We took a field trip to a new age-y place to get into sensory deprivation tanks. Was it fun? Did Tim lose his mind forever? Did Tom travel through the cosmos and discover the meaning of life? Listen and find out what | 1/9/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSka With Dan Deacon | Our old buddy and acclaimed music guy Dan Deacon stops by to ring in 2016 and talk about ska music, Santa Claus and a bunch of weird stuff with us. We also solve a couple listener problems in a special edition of Tim & Tom & Dan Solve Your Problems. | 1/2/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanChocolate | For the last episode of 2015, we talk about chocolate, the only food that Tom eats without complaining. We discuss the Mast Brothers controversy in detail and consistently mispronounce the word cacao. Also, Tim has a heartwarming holiday encounter in a | 12/26/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanT&TSYP | We've had to skip solving problems for the past few weeks so this week we're doing nothing but (solving problems that is.) | 12/19/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanUS Mail | The Mail's here! Ha ha, just kidding, but we are talking about it this week. Soon you'll be able to look at pictures of your mail before you get it and maybe even do your banking at the post office. Plus Tim has some ideas about how the mail can be imp | 12/12/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanStand - Up Comedy | This week we talk about that thing people in suits do with a microphone in front of a brick wall: stand-up comedy. Things get a little heated when we go through a strange list of best-ever comedians from 2005. Also, Tom tries to start a feud with an ac | 12/5/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRPGs | Another thrilling installment of Tom Explaining Something Nerdy to Tim! This week we’re talking about Role Playing Games, or RPGs, something Tom barely understands himself. We’re talking all about everything from Dungeons and Dragons to Fallout 4. | 11/28/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPublic Relations | Public Relations is a hard job. This week we talk about the PR efforts behind a new TV show (Tom was invited to a fancy premiere party), Adele’s new album and Justin Beaver: The Dancing Boy. We also solve a problem that is super ridiculous. HEY NEW Y | 11/21/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPizza | Can you believe we've never done an episode about Pizza? I mean, we probably have, but we couldn't find it listed anywhere so here it is. You'll find out our favorite toppings, least favorite toppings, and opinions about non-New York pizza which may su | 11/14/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Moon | This week we talk about the moon and whether or not it is actually made of cheese. Also, Tom gets a flu shot, Tim becomes a skeptic and we solve a problem from a listener who isn't sure whether or not to move in with his grandmother. This week's episod | 11/7/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHoverboards | The future is here, but not the future we were promised. This week we're talking about hoverboards, from Back to the Future 2, to real experimental hoverboards, to these weird self-balancing scooters that people are calling hoverboards. Also this week | 11/1/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHalloween Candy | This week two candy enthusiasts talk about candy for a while. We also discuss the spookiest Halloween songs, Tom considers what his life would be like as a drug addict and we solve a problem from a reasonable young woman whose friend is being a big jer | 10/24/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBack to the Future | This week Tim gets scared by a scarecrow and we're talking about Tom's favorite movies of all time: the Back to the Future trilogy. Also, we solve a problem concerning an elementary school teacher who has to tutor her boyfriend. | 10/17/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNYC Comic Con 2015 | Well, the comic book convention rolled into town, so we put on our journalist hats and hit the floor of NYC Comic Con 2015. In this episode we talk about our experience amongst the crowds, Tom eats a Halloween-themed Whopper and we feature another inst | 10/10/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPretty Woman | Look, sometimes in the podcast game you pick the topics and sometimes they pick you. And then sometimes you pick the topic but instead wind up talking about Pretty Woman for an hour instead. This week is one of those times. Also Tom lends his wisdom an | 10/3/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPodcasts | This week we talk about podcasts, a topic that we theoretically know a lot about. We also talk about the Pope's visit to New York (will a certain special guest drop by the TCGTE studio??) and we solve a problem from a barber who places lots of bets. Ho | 9/26/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBurning Man | Burning Man. Is it a free-wheeling, anything goes festival where people go to find themselves through art and expression, or is it just baloney. The Complete Guide to Everything investigates (by reading things on the internet and making wild assumption | 9/20/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanApple TV | This week we talk about the new Apple products, as we do at least twice a year. Will Tim wake up at 3 a.m. to buy the new iPhone? Will Tom buy a new Apple TV despite already owning many devices that do the same thing? Tune in for the answers to these q | 9/12/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTV Show Tapings | This week Tim and Tom went to a test show of the new Late Show with Stephen Colbert but they're not really allowed to talk about it. So instead they talk about all the other weird TV show tapings they've been to, as well as their differing opinions of | 9/5/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMcWhopper | This is it. The episode topic this show was made for. This week we discuss Burger King's proposal to team up with McDonald's in the name of world peace (or something) and create a hybrid Big Mac and Whopper. We talk about the wide-ranging effects of th | 8/29/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBad Luck | This week we're talkin' 'bout the idea of bad luck. Specifically, how Tom managed to lock himself out of his home, break his computer, and more all in one week. We also talk about some other superstitions and solve a listener problem involving buying s | 8/22/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBerenstain Bears And The Mandela Effect | This week we talk about the internet's obsession with the spelling of the children's book series The Berenstain Bears and delve into the weird world of the Mandela Effect. It turns out, if you misremembered something, you might not be wrong; it's possi | 8/13/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCity Etiquette | Tom pitches Tim a billion dollar bathroom business. We also discuss the many, many rules of etiquette in the big city, from subways to walkways. A problem involving lying about quitting a job just to go work right down the block is also solved. Brought | 8/9/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCelebrity Encounters | This week we have stars in our eyes! We discuss the various celebs we've met throughout the years and the stupid things we've said to them. We also talk about a bunch of other random stuff because NYC is in the middle of a heat wave so brutal that we c | 8/1/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFoo Fighters | It's Foo Fighters week on The Complete Guide to Everything. That's because Tim and Tom saw the Foo Fighters last week at Citi Field. This week we talk all about Foo Fighters, the basis for Tim and Tom's original friendship in the 1990's. We also go thr | 7/25/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTaco Bell | This week we're heading for the border and thinking outside the bun, cause we're talkin' Taco Bell. We go in-depth about the most bizarre of the major fast food chains and deconstruct their current and former menu items. Also, Tom has a lot of opinions | 7/15/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFallen Heroes | This week we’re talking about famous people everyone loves who turned out to be (alleged) monsters. Mostly we’re talking about Jared from Subway, Bill Cosby and Tom Selleck. We also talk about current hero and non-alleged monster Tyrese Gibson who | 7/11/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanApple Music | This week we're talking about the hot new entrant into the streaming music game: scrappy young upstart Apple. We also discuss Donald Trump's PR strategy, Tom Hanks' recent career choices, cracking wise on a lifeboat and, as is required by law whenever | 7/4/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMobile Games | This week we're talkin' mobile gaming and some Arkham Knight, even though it's not a mobile game whatsoever. We also solve a problem involving some complicated political issues relating to high school student government. This week's episode is brought | 6/28/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFan Theories | This week, we talk about a thing that everyone on the internet is required to talk about at some point: fan theories. You know that movie or TV show you like? Well, you're never going to believe what's REALLY happening in it. It turns out half the char | 6/20/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanEscaping From Prison | This week we’re talking all about the recent prison break in upstate New York which hopefully hasn’t come to a horribly tragic end by the time you listen to this. Also discussed: Tim’s depressing lunch at Quizno’s, the idea of toasted burritos, | 6/13/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTim And Tom Solve Your Problems Yet Again | You all have been sending us your problems and dang it, we always try our hardest to solve 'em. This week we devote the entire episode to helping out our listeners, save for some talk about Night Court and America's Funniest Home Videos. This week's ep | 6/6/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTreating Yourself | This week Tom decides that he deserves a look into how the other half lives and treats himself to a luxuriously long massage. We also discuss friend of the show Ben Affleck’s problems with his wife and neighbors as well as annoying subway bongo playe | 5/30/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean2015 Summer Movies | This week is our annual summer movie preview, recorded after several of the year's biggest blockbusters have been released and already forgotten. Since loud, dumb summer movies are basically created for people like Tom, we've created the Tom-Scale™ o | 5/22/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMattresses (Part One Of The Bed Series) | What conversation about mattresses would be complete if it didn’t start with 20 minutes of Tim complaining about Tom’s new Apple Watch and ignoring Tim’s text message? After that, we talk about the new mattress Tom bought from the internet, the t | 5/16/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCalifornia | This week we kinda talk about the great state of California, a place where we have each been a couple times and have some vague opinions about. Also, Tim is sick, Tom gets a new water filter and we solve a problem from a listener who has a weird mental | 5/8/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHGTV | This week we're talking Home and Garden Television, or HGTV to the layperson. Flip or Flop, House Hunters, House Hunters International, Property Brothers, you name it. (Mostly just those though.) | 5/2/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBirthdays | It's Tom's birthday, so he gets to talk about whatever he wants this week. Oddly, he chooses to talk about the subject of birthdays. Also: Tom doesn't get his Apple Watch in time for his birthday, Tim has a bus adventure, we contemplate the future of M | 4/25/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBruce Willis | It’s the return of Bruno. Not really, but we talk a lot about Bruce Willis, his musical alter-ego Bruno, and his sci-fi film career. | 4/18/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanArea 51 | Do you want to know more about aliens hidden at secret government facilities? Do you want to see Donald Trump kiss a bunch of people on television? Do commercials for toilet paper make you irrationally angry? If you answered yes to these questions, thi | 4/11/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCars Of The Future! | This week we’re talking cars of the future, like Tesla, Google’s Self-Driving Car, Hyperloop, Apple’s Car and more. Also this week we hear about how Tom fell down in the street along with the riveting tale of how Timmy Baloneyskins became Timmy M | 4/4/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanStarbucks | This week's episode is about a chain of coffee shops that also sells easy listening music and always has a bathroom for you to use when you need one. Also this week: Tim has some ideas for spoons, we salute the hard work done by bookies everywhere, and | 3/27/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBuying A Car | Tom’s had an interesting week in regards to popcorn and being a tough guy. Also, Tim and Tom argue about the logistics of stretch limo hot tub maintenance before getting to the topic at hand: buying a car. Neither is buying a car, but that doesn’t | 3/21/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMinecraft | This week we discuss Minecraft, the worldwide phenomenon that somehow Tim was completely unaware of. Luckily Tom is there to explain it all. Then we hatch schemes to live inside our Minecraft creations when the technology is finally available. We also | 3/14/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHarrison Ford | A heated debate concerning TGI Friday’s Endless Apps takes up about half of this episode, but we do eventually get to talking about Harrison Ford. Who is Harrison Ford you ask? Why, he was in Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Blade Runner, you name it and so | 3/7/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSneakers | This week it's all about the shoes. Ya see, we're talking about sneakers, and we don't mean the 1992 film starring Robert Redford and Dan Aykroyd. We're talking about actual sneakers that you wear on your feet and Tom tells a story about designing his | 2/28/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanToy Fair | This week Tim and Tom go to Toy Fair! But first, a frank discussion about how the subway tracks are cleaned, then it's on to Toy Fair! A place where they apparently don't give out free toys but will let you hurt yourself on a remote control skateboard | 2/21/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanKanye West | This week we talk about polarizing musician Kanye West because the world needs to hear more opinions about him. This episode contains the most passionate defense of Kanye from a guy who doesn't really care from him that you'll hear all week. Also Tim g | 2/13/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanVaccines | Hot topic alert! This week we’re talking about vaccines. Who’s getting them, who’s not getting them, you name it. Also we talk about the logistics of storing your own blood and making a new skeleton. Also we solve possibly the most embarrassing l | 2/7/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMicrosoft | This week's episode is about Microsoft, a company that makes software and computer stuff. We talk about the majesty that is Windows 95, as well as some of their newer hit products like the Zune. We also solve a problem from a listener about feeding veg | 1/31/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBasketball | Basketball. B-ball. Tim and Tom went to a Brooklyn Nets game this week and now they've both got a bad case of basketball fever. They also talk about how terrible both of them are at basketball and the various levels of humiliation it has caused them th | 1/24/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanJoining A Gym | This week Tom joins a gym and has some very big plans for how the rest of his life will play out. Also, Tim is afraid of teens he sees on the bus. And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems we solve a problem from a listener whose parent | 1/16/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCereal | It’s the topic that the entire podcasting world is talking about: Cereal. This week we’re talking all about that stuff you eat in the morning that is mostly sugar. From Cap’n Crunch variants to the multitude of monster cereals on the market, we c | 1/10/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSecret Menu Items | From "animal style burgers" to burritos wrapped in quesadillas to unofficial McDonald's sandwiches with really disgusting names, we're talking about secret menu items this week. Ya know, for people who like to go into a fast food joint and order "off t | 1/2/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean2014 Year In Review | 2014 kinda stunk but it is our solemn duty to still recap it. This week we're talking all things 2014, along with bureaucracies, fingerprinting, North Korea and predictions for 2015, the year the hoverboard finally becomes a reality. | 12/27/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanStephen King | It's Christmastime, so this week we're doing an episode about noted horror novelist Stephen King. This guy does it all: writes books, has movies made based on his books, produces miniseries based on the same books successful movies have already been ba | 12/19/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMars | Mars. The Red Planet. We've all heard of it, but how many of us have actually been there? The answer may surprise you. The answer is none. None of us have actually been there. But that's not going to stop us from talking about Total Recall, Terraformin | 12/13/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanChristmas Trees | This week we get in the holiday spirit and talk about Christmas trees. Tim helps Tom decide whether he should get a real tree that will make his dog sick and probably catch on fire, or a fake tree that will require him to empty out an entire room of hi | 12/5/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSoda | This week we're talking the fizzy stuff. Ya know, soda. All kinds of soda, but mostly just the mainstream stuff from Pepsi and Coke. Also this week we answer a listener problem concerning a boyfriend who might have a name fetish. | 11/29/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanUber | This week we talk about the recent controversies surrounding Uber, the car service run by bros. This somehow leads to heated conversation about the development of a real life Hoverboard. We also bring back the popular segment "A Particular Type of A*** | 11/22/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanToys R Us | The toy-giving season is coming up, and this week we're talking about the mother of all toy stores: Toys R Us. We talk about how difficult it was to get there as a child, the horrible idea of letting kids "test" toys while making their wish lists, the | 11/14/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFlorida | This week Tim just can’t stop talking about Florida, where he just got back from tour and where he did not go to Disney World. Also Tim’s body can’t process alcohol, there are now Cronuts at Dunkin Donuts, the return of a classic segment Mundane | 11/8/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTaylor Swift | This week we talk about the polarizing pop star Taylor Swift in a manner befitting two men in their 30s who have a tenuous grasp on what young people enjoy. We trace her career from her roots in country music to her current role as Global Welcome Ambas | 10/31/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHalloween Parties | This week we're talking Halloween parties. What to eat at 'em, what games to play, costumes to wear, you name it. If it's something you can or should do at a Halloween party, we're talking about it this week. We also solve a listener problem concerning | 10/26/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanComic Con | This week we discuss a topic near and dear to Tom's heart: comic book conventions. We somehow obtained press passes to New York Comic Con, and we pulled out all the stops! (Actually, we just brought a tiny recorder with us and we kinda screwed it all u | 10/19/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanArcades | Arcades are back, and now you can drink alcohol there even if you aren’t a juvenile delinquent! This week we’re talking about the rise of “barcades” as well as remembering back to the arcades of our youth and Tom’s obsession with Sega’s Tim | 10/12/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNYC Subway Vs London Tube | This week, we discuss a recent article in The Guardian in which a British journalist trashed the New York City subway system for being needlessly confusing and extremely disgusting. In the interest of fairness, we, as New Yorkers, discuss our impressio | 10/5/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDerek Jeter | This week we discuss the retirement of one of baseball's brightest stars, Derek Jeter. If you don't know anything about Derek Jeter, don't worry -- we bring you up to speed very quickly. We also talk about a few of the more surprising aspects of his li | 9/28/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanComic Book TV Shows (Fall 2014) | This week Tim’s on vacation so A.J. joins Tom to talk about something Tim would never want to: all the new comic book superhero TV shows coming to TV this fall. Tim and A.J. talk Tom’s trip to the NYC premiere of Gotham, the new season of Arrow, Th | 9/21/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanApple Watch | This week we’re talking about the latest gizmo to completely change the world and allow you to finally forget about all of your problems: Apple Watch. Also, Tom explains to Tim the video game Destiny and we solve a listener problem concerning not lik | 9/14/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNYC Trendy Food | Cronuts, ramen burgers, gourmet chicken nuggets, who can keep track of all of these new trendy foods that you have to wait in line for hours and hours to acquire? We can, despite not having eaten many of the items. This week we run down the list of the | 9/7/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMemes | If you're a person that uses the internet (and we suspect that you are), then one thing is for certain: you can't get enough MEMES!!!! In an episode we can't believe we haven't done in the past, Tom explains some of the most popular internet memes to a | 8/31/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanEmergency Preparedness | If there’s an emergency, are you prepared? You are if you have THIS episode. Tim and Tom discuss all the things you need to have in case of an emergency, like a hand crank radio, dehydrated food and constant entertainment. This week we also introduce | 8/24/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanIce Cream | We're smack dab in the middle of summertime, so this week we're talkin' ice cream. And boy oh boy, do we have a lot of opinions about ice cream. If you enjoy listening to two grown men talking about desserts very passionately, this is the episode for y | 8/17/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | It’s Tim and Tom Talkin’ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Except neither of them has seen the new movie, so mostly it’s just talking about the old movies, TV shows, video games, action figures, comic books, ice pops, pizza, etc. Also, Tim reveals wh | 8/10/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPersonal Hygiene | This week we cover it all, folks: from baths to showers to brushing your teeth. Everything you need to know about proper personal hygiene is covered. Plus we explore a minor plot point in Back to the Future which may not make any sense, Tom refuses to | 8/3/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSummer Concert Series | Summertime. You know it, we know it. What does it bring? Concerts! Sometimes these concerts have not one, not two, but sometimes three or more bands! We call these "summer concert series" sometimes. This week we talk about this young man's game as well | 7/27/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFitness Trackers | This week, Tim tries to rebrand the podcast as a resource for consumers to compare products, beginning with fitness trackers in this episode. Tom doesn't seem all that interested in this plan and spends more time thinking about they lyrics of Stevie Wo | 7/20/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHaunted Houses | This week we’re talking all about haunted houses! Ohhhhhhhhh! Scary! All kinds of haunted houses, from the dinky ones at small-time amusement parks like Adventureland, where Tim shut down an entire ride, to haunted walking tours all about horrific de | 7/13/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCharles Manson | This week we talk about Charles Manson, a man famous for horrible things. Please be warned: Tim and Tom share what may be a somewhat controversial opinion: we don't like him. We make no apologies for this fact. Also we talk about old department stores | 7/6/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHorse Racing | This week we talk about Tim's trip to the horse track, which did not go well for him. Things go a little off the rails when we discuss the lineage of certain horses and what constitutes a "good horse." There's also a lot of talk about drinking smoothie | 6/29/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWorld Cup 2014 Brazil | World Cup Fever! This week we’re talking all about the world’s favorite sport: Non-American Football. Mostly though we talk about how Tom enjoys soccer, Tim is indifferent to it and they both agree that a lot of people in Brooklyn pretend to like i | 6/22/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAlgernon After Dark | This week, we offer you a taste of our other show, The Complete Guide to Everything: After Dark, mostly because we don't have an actual episode to put out. So instead, please enjoy this episode from the vault (recorded a couple years ago). If you've he | 6/15/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGoing Off The Grid | Have you ever wanted to disappear completely and never be found? Are you afraid that sinister forces are watching your every move, and just wish you could get away from it all? Well, you probably won't find any practical information in this episode, bu | 6/8/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSoylent | This week we talk about the future of food, Soylent. If you don't know, Soylent is a goo that was created by tech industry folks that provides all the nutrients your body needs [probably], eliminating the need to eat regular food. It seems really weird | 6/1/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanConspiracy Theories (Night 2 in Manchester 2013) | The second night in Manchester as part of last year's UK/Ireland tour! Hear us talk all about crazy conspiracy theories from the internet, play games with the audience and solve problems LIVE on stage! If you're in Ireland or England there's still time | 5/25/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTwitter | This week we’re talking about the hot new website Twitter.com! We also spend an inordinate amount of time talking about a Morrissey Twitter account that turned out later in the week to be fake. From now on we’ll wait until the absolute last minute | 5/18/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSummer Movie Preview 2014 Part 2 | Last week's episode was so wildly popular, we've extended the party for another hour! Because we only discussed a few of the blockbusters being released this summer, we are bringing you a second part of our annual Summer Movie Preview. Among the movies | 5/11/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSummer Movie Preview 2014 | This week Tim's sick for a change and we're talking about the summer movies of 2014. Which summer movies of 2014 you ask? Well I'm so glad you asked. How about a little movie called X-Men: Days of Future Past! Or what about another tiny indie movie cal | 5/4/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMac And Cheese | This week we're talking about everyone's favorite meal, macaroni and cheese. It's the easiest (not to mention the cheesiest) quick meal option when you want to eat a bowl of something that will do gross things to your body. Tom explains how he discover | 4/27/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBilly Joel | This week Tom’s complaining about museums selling his information when all he wants to do is look at some mummies and we talk about one of the most famous Long Islanders of all time: Billy Joel. We play some of his songs and everything, which kinda s | 4/20/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNovelty Items | This week we talk about one of our favorite topics: novelty items used to pull pranks on your friends. From fake dog poop to hilarious toilet paper, we cover it all. Tim also proposes a business venture to Tom that would capitalize on their love of nov | 4/13/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanElementary School With Dan Deacon | This week we've got our old friend Dan Deacon on the show to talk about elementary school, a place where we all went together. Keep in mind, the majority of this episode is about finding pornographic magazines in the woods and is the absolute last thin | 4/6/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanVirtual Reality | This week, things get technological as we discuss virtual reality. Among the questions we tackle: What is virtual reality? Why did Facebook buy Oculus? What is Oculus? What is Facebook? What ever happened to Virtual Boy, the Nintendo system from the mi | 3/30/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGuitar Center | This week we’re talking about Guitar Center, which if you can believe this is an entire CENTER which sells guitars. But not only that, they also sell drum sticks and podcasting mixing boards. That makes this sound like it’s a sponsored episode, but | 3/23/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNuclear Power | This week, we discuss nuclear power, with Tom sounding like a corporate shill ever since watching a documentary about its benefits. Tim asks the tough questions about the harmfulness of radiation, the likelihood of obtaining super powers from nuclear w | 3/16/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHot Dogs | Live show announcement! Dublin, Edinburgh, Manchester and London, we’re coming back! Find out more at tcgte.com/tour! This week we talk about union strike inflatable rats, Ellen’s Oscars bits, and the new NYC bathroom membership options available. | 3/9/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBitcoins | This week Tom schools Tim on his new favorite currency, bitcoins. Tom explains how bitcoins are mined, sold and spent, or at least how he THINKS it all works. And Tim nods along like an old grandpa pretending to understand because he doesn't really car | 3/2/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Oscars 2014 | This week we’re talking about the 2014 Academy Awards. Who will win? Who do we think will win? Who do we think deserves to win? Find out all that and much more about Henry David Thoreau’s history with Street Fighters 2 in this week’s episode! Thi | 2/23/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCable TV | This week's episode is a ripped-from-the-headlines account of a big news story: the merger between Comcast and Time Warner Cable. Actually, it's more about how Tom got screwed by his local cable company and Tim's reminiscing of the time he was disappoi | 2/16/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTraveling Into The Future With Anna Kendrick | Look, this is a weird one. We were going to do an episode about the Winter Olympics, but Tom was sick and instead we spent an hour talking about a dream Tom had where he time traveled into the future with Anna Kendrick and later met up with Tim who had | 2/9/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSuper Bowl Commercials | It's the week of Super Bowl, folks, and everyone knows that the best part isn't the game itself, it's the commercials. In this episode we preview some of the most anticipated Big Game commercials and imagine what the best Tostitos commercial ever would | 2/2/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRaising Children | This week we're talking about literally one of the easiest things anyone could ever do: raise children. Over the course of the hour we go through a lot of the common mistakes idiots make when trying to raise children, along with our solutions, along wi | 1/26/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFancy Suits | This week, hear about wearing fancy clothes from two guys who never wear fancy clothes. After being invited to serve as groomsmen (NOT broomsmen) in a friend's wedding, we have to a take a trip to get fitted for tuxedos. As a result, Tim is worried tha | 1/19/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding Scandal | This week we're talking about something that happened 20 years ago: the Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding Scandal! Learn all about the scandal that happened when Tim & Tom were barely young men and in no way involved. Also we talk about some jerk who trie | 1/12/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHangover Cures | In case you're still hungover from New Year's Eve, we cover all the various remedies available to deal with your throbbing headache and nausea. From greasy food and energy drinks to Gatorade and the "hair of the dog that bit you," we cover it all. Plus | 1/5/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean2013 Year In Review | This week Tim finds out he wasn’t invited to the annual Complete Guide to Everything corporate Christmas party due to his behavior last year and we discuss the year that was: 2013. No stone is left unturned as we talk about the year’s biggest celeb | 12/29/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanChristmas Shopping | This week, while other podcasts are taking the week off, we are giving invaluable advice regarding last minute Christmas shopping. Tom in particular has a lot of advice to give, as he has not bought any presents for anybody as of 3 days before Christma | 12/22/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHome Alone 2 | This week we’re talking Home Alone 2, and nothing but Home Alone 2. Except of course for the first like 20 minutes or so where Tim recounts a harrowing tale of a hamburger delivery gone wrong. But then after that, it’s like almost all Home Alone 2 | 12/15/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDrones | This week we drone on about drones (HAHA just kidding, that's just a joke... a preview of some of the hilarity you'll hear in this episode), but not the controversial scary kind. Tom has become obsessed with Amazon's recently announced prototypical dro | 12/8/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanOpen Letters | This week Tim discusses having to find a new chiropractor who isn’t a racist, and his extensive collection of swords and letter openers. The idea of the Joker surrounding himself with henchmen with heart conditions is dissected before moving onto the | 12/1/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThanksgiving | It's the time of year for Tim and Tom's favorite holiday, Thanksgiving. Apparently we haven't done an episode about this yet (we checked Wikipedia and everything!) so we try to make it as comprehensive as possible. This mostly entails discussing which | 11/24/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPersonal Finance | This week we’re talking about personal finance, and to kick it off we decide to talk about a bunch of things we don’t understand, such as the iPhone app Bitstrips, the NSA, running robots, soldiers’ personal assistants, Second Life destroying rel | 11/17/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCoffee Shop Etiquette | This week we talk about how people should act every morning when they get their cup of coffee. But first, we discuss why you probably shouldn't buy a ukelele if you live in Brooklyn and the surprising fact that hipsters haven't built their own planes. | 11/10/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWriting A Novel | This week we’re talking about writing a novel because guess what? Tom wrote a novel. We also discuss some other guy who uses the pseudonym of Tom Reynolds, SAG name rules, the other Mark Wahlberg and maybe the most horrific episode of a game show eve | 11/3/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanJury Duty | This week we hear the epic tale of Tom's recent time spent at the local courthouse. No, he wasn't once again accused of a crime he didn't commit, he was there for jury duty. Who was there with him? Well, a famous movie star you might know. (Michael Rap | 10/27/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHome Invasion | This week’s episode starts off with the exciting announcement that Tom has used a whole container of milk for the first time in his adult life. Of course, this then leads to a conversation about making butter in Kindergarten and which is better: Seam | 10/20/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanElectronic Dance Music | This week we discuss Electronic Dance Music (EDM), an entire genre of music that Tim just learned about by reading an article in the New Yorker, officially making him an irrelevant old man. To be fair, Tom doesn't really understand much about it either | 10/13/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanModern Art | This week we’re talking about something neither of us is qualified to talk about in anyway whatsoever: Modern Art! But before the conversation gets all hoity-toity we discuss Tom’s love of summertime and seasonal beers. We also discuss the merits o | 10/6/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanClaire Danes | This week, we have a bit of a miscommunication in the scheduling department, and an interview with a popular Hollywood starlet that Tim thinks was going to happen is put in jeopardy. As we wait for the possible arrival of Claire Danes we talk about Tom | 9/29/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGTA V | This week we're talking about the video game that has already made literally $1 billion dollars: Grand Theft Auto V! As you might expect, Tom has basically lived his life inside the game since it was released while Tim is only vaguely aware that it's e | 9/22/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanVeterinarians | This week, Tom takes the helm and is given free reign to talk about anything he wants. Naturally, he turns the conversation to dog-related matters, recounting a recent trip to a hipster veterinarian. We also talk about the logistics of veterinarians tr | 9/15/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFall TV Preview 2013 | This week starts off with some confusion about Fleet Week and Fashion Week along with some good suggestions about where to go out on interesting dates even if you're a moleman. Tim and Tom then compare their tastes in board shorts before Tim quizzes To | 9/8/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFrench Fry Burgers And Secret Ingredients | It's hot in the Complete Guide studio this week, causing all sorts of mayhem. Tom's selfish use of a portable fan causes a rift in a friendship, while the heat causes something to come loose in Tim's brain, resulting in a movie pitch about Michael Jack | 9/1/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMagicians | This week we talk about how Tom's not going to the VMAs while Tim proposes a number of Robin Thicke / Alan Thicke Mash-ups. There's also discussion regarding the current lack of magic shops and spy shops getting muscled out. Tim tells a story about the | 8/25/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAnother Episode About Video Games | This week, we were all set to record a thrilling episode all about magic and magicians, with a bunch of super interesting anecdotes and jokes, but then Tom started talking about video games and when Tom starts talking about video games, well, it's kind | 8/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTrains | Tim finally crosses off an item on the ol' Mundane Bucket List by finally staying in a sleeper car on a train. This week we're talking about riding the rails, whether it's via First Class like Tim or hoping in an open box car as it ambles through a cou | 8/11/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTim And Tom Solve Even More Of Your Problems | This week we put on our problem solving pants and dig into the ol' mailbag for an episode-length version of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems. We solve problems about sharing a home with your significant other, asking a girl out on a date in a world in whi | 8/4/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBatman Vs. Superman The Movie | This week we're of course talking about a movie that isn't coming out for two years, doesn't even have an official title, and very little information has been released about: Batman Vs. Superman. Also this week we discuss Tim's upcoming train vacation | 7/28/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBeing Lazy | This week, on account of the obscenely high temperatures in New York, we discuss the best ways to be lazy. Ya know, to conserve energy and whatnot. From dropping off your laundry at a laundromat with a surly hipster employee instead of doing it yoursel | 7/21/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAmazing Facts! | This week, Tim and Tom vie for the coveted title of Factmaster General of TCGTE in an epic showdown of incredible proportions. We try to outdo each other with amazing facts, to see who has the number one most amazing fact of all amazing facts. We relay | 7/14/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Beach | This week we're talking about one of everyone's favorite summer destinations: the beach! Well, more specifically we're talking about Tim's trip to the beach this week that ended up with his arm in a sling. Also discussed: illegal ice cream vendors, new | 7/7/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBoard Games | This week, Tim and Tom tackle the riveting topic of board games, which contrary to popular belief are not games you play when you're bored, but rather games that you play with a board. We discuss Tom's secret to Trivial Pursuit success, the "re-discove | 6/30/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDog Fostering | This week a discussion of the elaborate post-production process that each episode goes through and Tim gets taken to the cleaners at the local lube shop. Also, Tom fosters a dog which of course leads to a heated discussion about Webster versus Diff'ren | 6/23/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSuperman | It's a bird! It's a plane! It's two guys sitting around talking into microphones about Superman for a little while! This week, Tim and Tom discuss the new, darker turn Superman has taken in the new Man of Steel movie, memories of the Batman/Superman ca | 6/16/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanConspiracy Theories (Retilians, JFK and Dinosaurs) - Live in Manchester on March 18, 2013 | This week we're putting out a live episode from our somewhat recent Europe tour. This is the first night in Manchester at The King's Arms. Included are some stories about us visiting an optical illusion museum in Edinburgh and almost missing our flight | 6/9/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNYC Tourism Part 1 | This week, due to popular demand, we talk about the things that people should do when they visit New York City. Ya know, The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. Birthplace of the Churro. We discuss some of the more touristy destinations like Times S | 6/2/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBinge Watching | This week, in honor of the premiere of the new season of Arrested Development, we discuss the new way of watching television (according to blogs): Binge Watching. We share our opinions on the wisdom of watching eight hours of television at one time, th | 5/26/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Complete Guide to Nothing in Particular: The Squeakquel | In this episode, a sequel (or "squeakquel") to an episode from 2010, we discuss an array of topics. We cover selling broken iPads on eBay, Michael Jackson, wearing jeans to basketball practice, buying school gym coaches football hats and eating gummy v | 5/19/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBiking | This week Tim discovers a fun new activity for Saturday night's if you're tired of going to the dog park week after week. Also the guys discuss biking! Well, mostly Tom discuses the arduous task of receiving a free bicycle helmet from the city of New Y | 5/12/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFancy Restaurants | This week we're talking fancy restaurants, but what conversation about fancy restaurants would be complete without first looking back at Prince's most erotic songs from early in his career? No conversation, that's what. After that we jump right into fa | 5/5/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSummer Movies 2013 Part 2 | This week we bring you the second part of our annual summer movie roundup, and almost make it through the films coming out in June. We cover After Earth (which apparently is some Will Smith movie that is coming out), The Purge, The Internship, Man of S | 4/28/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSummer Movies 2013 | Even though it's Spring, it's still time for this Summer's blockbuster movies to premiere and Tim and Tom are here with their preview. This week they look at Oblivion, Iron Man 3, Hangover Part 3, Fast and Furious 6, The Great Gatsby and Star Trek Into | 4/21/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Complete Guide to The Complete Guide to Everything | It's our 200th episode, so Tim and Tom decide to celebrate by getting very self indulgent! This week we turn the focus of the show onto the show itself and tell a couple of very long, semi-interesting stories about how the show started and how a presum | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWrestling | This week's episode begins with the disappointment that Tim and Tom were unable to attend this year's Wrestlemania and the full intention of doing the episode about a different subject entirely before the power of Wrestlemania flat-out demands that the | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanEaster | This week, despite our stated policy of not discussing anything even vaguely religious, we talk about Easter, which apparently is a very important Christian holiday. Mostly we just talk about candy, including Tom's dangerous addiction to Cadbury Eggs. | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanUrban Legends: Disney Theme Parks | This week Tim and Tom deliver a pre-taped episode recorded before their European tour which of course leads with an extensive conversation about the possibility of the episode being automatically released after their inevitable plane crash. Tim also ha | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSubway Etiquette | This week, seasoned subway riders Tim and Tom discuss the most appropriate behavior when traveling on the NYC subway system. Answering questions like "When is it appropriate to shame someone on the internet for sitting in a seat designated for the hand | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSupermarket Shopping | This week we take on the thrilling subject of purchasing your food at the supermarket, a process that often confounds Tim and Tom despite that they are grown men in their 30s. In this episode we talk about getting into altercations with experienced s | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMartial Arts | This week we talk about Martial Arts, because we've both been endlessly fascinated by people punching and kicking each other. First, we recap our NYC live show and our experience at an open mic comedy night in which the comedian is a horrible racist. T | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTim & Tom Solve Your Friend-Making, Friend-Ending and DVD Lending Problems | Tim starts off by promising this will be an all karaoke episode but quickly loses interest and begins discussing the harmonies in Neil Young songs at detail instead. Instead the guys decide to do an all Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems to officially ope | 4/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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