By Megan Schemmel and Kelly Yacono
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A new comedy podcast about personal problems, life experiences, and extreme over-sharing.
||ExplicitRetro Tuesday: Seafoam V||Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems||12/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRetro Tuesday: Princess Problems||Original Air Date: May 22, 2018 When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).||12/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRetroTuesday: Never Been Kissed||Original Air Date: 7/3/2018 RetroTuesday: Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts a||11/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRetro Tuesday: Actual Courtesy Flushing||Original broadcast date: May 08, 2018. We take a holiday by reminiscing about how it all began. Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing. Thank you, and your welcome.||11/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSorry, I'm Not Sorry||The 90's was an era of, like, overusing the word 'like', like...a million times. But in 2018, the word 'sorry' seems to be the latest, verbal culprit of overuse, and it's completely losing it's meaning. Why are we ladies apologizing so darn much?||11/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWonder Wear||I See London, I See France, I see Wonder Woman's underpants! Seriously? Yup. Kelly and Megan chat about a major difference between Wonder Woman and Justice League.||11/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitOne Of These Things Is Not Like The Other||Kelly and Megan step out of sync and discuss inconsistencies in movies, but Space Balls brings them back together in the end!||10/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCan You Hear The Storm Tonight?||Kelly shares her "wet storm" dream. No, it isn't her street names. We're talking about nature, baby! And all her awesomeness.||10/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitA Menagerie of Nightmares||What gives you nightmares? How about a good suspense movie? "Here's some cocaine, doctor...now CUT." How do you pronounce 'egg', 'crayon' and 'coupon'? Confused? Scared? So are we!||10/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitShake 'N Bake||Who loves to cook? We do! But don't always have the time to do it. Megan and Kelly discuss when and how they started to learn to cook/bake/grill for themselves. Mmm...Ramen.||10/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI Wanna Jellicle Dance With Somebody||Did you attend your high school dances/mixers? Were they fun or not worth it? Megan and Kelly discuss the delights and awkward phases of making bold choices (and moves) for those teenage, dancin' years.||10/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitToday is the Greatest Day to Work Out||Kelly (Grace) and Megan (Ethel) discuss the inevitability of getting older and the various ways to stay in shape.||9/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI Vant To Suck Your...Jawbreaker||Kelly and Megan discuss their best Halloween costumes in memory. And why it's so hard to come up with costume ideas when it's not Halloween? Also, pun costumes are the best (and usually the cheapest)!||9/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI Like My Sugar With Coffee And Cream||Can you function without coffee?...HOW? Kelly and Megan discuss this ever-necessary bean of life.||9/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCo-Habiting: Everything's Coming Up Jasmine!||After returning from his honeymoon, Aladin speaks to Genie about his newly-found co-habiting issues. #PrincessProblems||9/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSibling Rivalry||Did you have a competitive nature with your sibling? Was it internally or externally motivated? Do you compare your growth to yourself or to others? Kelly and Megan hash it out.||8/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSleep, Glorious Sleep||Do you toss and turn at night? Are you a good sleeper? What keeps you up at night? What position do you sleep in? Do tell us-- Cuz we will tell you!||8/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNot Killing Me Softly With Alcohol||Have you ever had too much "fun" one night and suffered the consequences? Has time changed what your recovery is like for the day(s) to follow? Well...welcome to this episode of over-indulgence and the lessons-thereof. Salud!||8/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHome, Sweet Home||Ahhh, the American dream of home ownership and the (likely/unlikely) potential of it coming true.||8/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGo Sports, Go!||Sports is a way of life for some. Kelly and Megan share their love and indifference of the game(s).||7/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFish-ee-schwa||Kelly and Megan put Ariel in the room with GOT's Cersei who is looking for some "girl-to-girl" advice. And, of course, something smells fishy. #PrincessProblems||7/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRabbit Holes||Rabbit Holes and alternate realities. Megan and Kelly speculate on the personal question: "To have kids or to not have kids?" What would life be like if you could see the result of making one choice vs another--to at least view, or live, two different||7/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBird Graveyard||Kelly reveals a childhood tendency to bury dead animals and both Megan and Kelly discuss how they'd like to repurpose their bodies in the hereafter in order to pay it forward (or at least to pay for it less...in the pocketbooks).||7/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNever Been Kissed||Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts and friends right before the big dance.||7/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCan You See Me Now?||Ever get eye "floaters"? Do you sleep with your contacts in? Thinking of getting LASIK? Megan and Kelly discuss both of their experiences with each and make some callbacks to Nelly, Missy Elliot and Sisqo. Enjoy.||6/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRules of the Road||Megan and Kelly discuss bicycle safety and pet peeves about those pesky one-way streets and "to go or to not go against the grain" as a biker.||6/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSeafoam V||Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems||6/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMy Two Front Teeth||Megan and Kelly talk about unfortunate trips to the dentist, comedian archetypes, and make several references to movies as "dudes and old ladies" because, apparently, that's what they know best.||6/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCat Scratch Fever||Megan and Kelly discuss ending phone calls suddenly, the love of Dumbo, and the care-taking of cats (clean that litter box, yo!).||5/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPrincess Problems||When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).||5/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBathroom Etiquette||Megan and Kelly discuss the desire to pee standing up and the complications of g******s. To each their own.||5/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitActual Courtesy Flushing||Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing.||5/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
These ladies are gross. And so am I. Delight in the profane and personal with this podcast. I guarantee you will feel relieved that you’re not the only one who has done/seen/thought/laughed at things.
OMG. What did they just say?
I have never, in my life, heard such things like the hosts of this podcast discuss!
Wait, um, yes I do. I hear it all the time because I'm married to one of them. But when you hear it on a recording that the whole world can hear, you still say OMG a lot. Like, what's my mother-in-law going to say about this at Christmas?
Not having sisters growing up, I suspect that most of what Kelly and Megan talk about is common chatter, but I have to admit I've learned a few things. Like tampons. And mermaids getting nasty. And never sleeping with contacts on. And poop.
Yes, the parental advisory is required.
Love it! Wonderful podcast by two skilled, flexible hosts that pick apart their subject with such a great, weird perspective. More Courtesy Flush!