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Crypt Creepers is a podcast where two siblings resurrect the greatest horror anthology of 80s/90s, Tales from the Crypt! Join Thomas Johnston (big brother/reformed horror weenie) and Mary Johnston (little sister, recovering goth) as they work their way through the original HBO series, with a few cinematic detours along the way. Expect shocking critiques, spine-tingling nostalgia, and of course, sickeningly bad puns.
||ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 3: Cutting Cards||We bet you’re going to love our latest episode to pieces…of discarded limbs. Join Mary and Thomas as the roll the dice with Season 2 Episode 3, Cutting Cards As always, if you’d like to follow along — and support the show / John Kassir — then you can pick up your own copy of TFTC Season 2 at this link https://amzn.to/2V81Rno||3/19/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 2: The Switch||If you’ve ever found yourself wondering, “what was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s directorial debut?” then wonder no more, for this is it. So get ready to flex some puns of steel along with Mary and Thomas as the continue on into season 2. As always, if you’d like to follow along — and support the show / John Kassir — then you can pick up your own copy of TFTC Season 2 at this link https://amzn.to/2V81Rno||3/5/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 1: Dead Right||If you thought we were (mummy) wrapping up after season 1 then you were dead wrong. Mary and Thomas have returned and are starting off where they left off, the beginning of Season 2.As always, if you’d like to follow along — and support the show / John Kassir — then you can pick up your own copy of TFTC Season 2 at this link https://amzn.to/2V81Rno||2/19/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBONUS: Demon Knight||Now that Mary and Thomas have officially wrapped up Season 1 of Tales From the Crypt they’re taking a brief cinematic interlude to joust with the first official TFTC Film, Demon Knight. If you’d like to follow along with a copy of your own, and would like to support the show, then pick up a copy here https://amzn.to/2RBZMSt||1/8/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHOLIDAY BONUS: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas||Happy howl-idays creepies! As a special treat, Mary and Thomas are breaking their normal routine to review the Crypt Creeper’s 1994 holiday album, Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas. The album itself can be a little tricky to track down, but you can check it in all it’s glory on youtube https://youtu.be/SQ9A2h1D27M. Also, if you’re looking for a VERY last minute holiday gift AND want to support the show, why not pick up the complete series of TFTC using our at this link https://amzn.to/2BDDaqJ||12/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicitep 6: Collection Completed||Join Mary and Thomas as they make like a couple of mummies and wrap up season 1 of Tales From the Crypt with its sixth and final episode, Collection Completed. Remember, if you’d like to get your own copy of TFTC season 1 AND support our show, you can pick up a copy here https://amzn.to/2CP6LAM.||12/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicitep 5: Lover Come Hack to Me||Join Thomas and Mary as theyAmanda PLUMmer the depths of episode 5 of season 1, Lover Come Hack to Me. Remember, if you’d like to get your own copy of TFTC season 1 AND support our show, you can pick up a copy here https://amzn.to/2CP6LAM.||11/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicitep 4: Only Sin Deep||Join Mary and Thomas as they break down season 1, episode 4 just like time breaks down beauty and youth…unless you’ve got 10 grand and can make a plaster mask, Remember, if you’d like to get your own copy of TFTC season 1 AND support our show, you can pick up a copy here https://amzn.to/2CP6LAM.||11/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicitep 3: Dig That Cat, He's Real Gone||The RESURRECTION of our favorite horror anthology series continues as we breakdown episode 3 of season 1, Dig That Cat, He’s Real Gone. Remember, if you’d like to get your own copy of TFTC season 1 AND support our show, you can pick up a copy here https://amzn.to/2CP6LAM.||10/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicitep 2: And All Through the House||It may be October but one should always keep Christmas in their heart…and their heart in a tastefully wrapped box beneath the tree. This time around those most sinister of siblings, Mary and Thomas, lead you on a guided tour of the oddly holiday themed, second ever episode of Tales From the Crypt. Snuggle up by the blood-red light of Rudolph’s nose and join us as we watch our hero, “Unnamed Wife” try to escape the vile clutches of a dangerous lunatic disguised as the big man in the red suit, Satan. Oops, Santa. If you’d like to follow along — and help support the show — pick up your own copy of Seasons one and two of TFC right here https://amzn.to/2CP6LAM||10/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicitep 1: The Man Who Was Death||Welcome boils and ghouls, Mary and Thomas are cracking open the Tales from the Crypt vault with episode 1 from season 1, The Man Who Was Death. William Sadler stars as an ex-ecutioner who turns to electrifying vigilantly justice to satisfy his blood lust, get ready for a shocking experience! If you’re looking for your own copy of the first season — and would like to support Crypt Creepers — you can pick it up here https://amzn.to/2O5A6g3||10/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
“Not a weenie after all.” A fun topic explored with light nostalgia...