Cyborgs And Dragons
By Cyborgs and Dragons
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Listen to our two page adventures of wizards and lasers. Also Laser wizards...ya that's a thing. Damon writes fantasy stories while Troy writes science fiction. This show is only for the finest of time traveler's.
||ExplicitCnD #13: The Evil Gate Keeper Villain (with Tim Halberstam)||Mornin' Baby Birds!! Today we bring you a very special episode. Since Troy's computer blew up into outer space Damon brought on Tim Halberstam to help him to tell stories about 'Gate Keepers' and 'Evil Villains'. ...||6/14/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD Hangout: The Old People Episode||Yo, yo what's the word baby birds? In today's special episode your hosts talk about Sabrina the Teenage Witch,POGS and show their true age. --------------------------------------------------------------- Buy...||5/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #12-: Of Course There Is a Book Fair Inside a Pyramid!!||Mornin' Baby Birds. Please enjoy the next fascinating installment of Cyborgs and Dragons. In this episode your hosts' read stories about book fairs and pyramids. First up, it's the long awaited return of General Cumquat and lastly John Dongle finds a...||5/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #11: As Seen on TV (Comet Edition)||Hello once again to another grand story telling adventure. This week your hosts go channel surfing and space travelin' with stories about comets and as seen on tv. (Who even knows how that prompt is gunna work?) Sorry for Troy's audio. He used...||4/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #10: The Dungeon of the Minotaur (with Dank Dungeons)||Hello kids!! Welcome to the 10th episode extravaganza. Davis from Dank Dungeons came by to tell stories about dungeons and Minotaurs. Check out Dank Dungeons... Dank Dungeons on Youtube ...||4/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD Hangout- The Sexy Experiment||Hello adventures gahter 'round the campfire as your hosts talk about movie reboots, the 90's and porno. A whole bunch of porno. --------------------------------------------------------------- Buy Things... http://cndpodcast.bigcartel.com/ ...||4/5/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #9: Beware the Tavern of Divorce||Hello sexy, we are drunk and telling stories again. This time our prompts are divorce and bars/taverns. First up lest traverse the deserts of Bumdagger and then lets drink some Divorce-ohol. ...||3/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #8: The Golden Clone||Hello adventures in the last episode ever you will hear tales of gold and clones. First up we introduce Barry Save-soul a human ranger with a albino pather as a pet. Followed by the usual science fiction non sense you come to expect by now. ...||3/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #7: The Rock Monster's Cannon||Come take a load off adventure you look tired, and listen to your hosts' stories of 'Rock Monster's' and 'Cannon's'. Why are you getting up? First up is the Championship Game from the last time and lastly let's go to Electri-City and see what the...||3/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #6: The Guillotine and the Basketball||Morning young travelers, today your hosts have stories of guillotines and basketball. First lets go to Bumdagger and follow a not so good thief and finally witness a spectacular Sports Ball match. ...||2/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #5: Why Do I Have Petrified Eyeballs In My Moat?||Hello quest goers!! Today your hosts bring you some very unusual tales of petrified eyeballs and moats. First witness General Cumquat's jailbreak. Next fly to moon and hang out with dessert people. Told you it was unusual...plus Troy and Damon are...||2/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #4: The Wise Elder Shovel Quest||Ready adventurers? For the most legendary episode yet. Your hosts bring you stories of 'shovels' and 'wise elders' to your sexy ear holes. First up the second part from episode 1 and lastly we go back to the snailien planet!! ...||1/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #3- The Unidentified Flying Locked Door||Hello adventurers!! Gather 'round the glow of your smart devices and listen to stories of UFO's and Locked Doors. First up follow the eviliest villain ever; Bloodskull. Next hang out with Blarg in the forrest of the snail planet. ...||1/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnD #2: The Poisonous Black Hole||Good mornin' adventures!! Your host tell tales of 'Poison' and 'Black Holes'. First let's take a trip to the most dingy bar in all the land. Next travel forward in time and hear how Stephen Skele-hand got his Skele-hand. I dont think you are ready. ...||12/21/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCnd #1: The Party Shield||Gather 'round adventurers. Your hosts tell tales of 'shields' and 'parties'. First let's go to the land of Bumdagger and be a guest at a very famous wedding. Next travel forward in time and witness Stephen's internet addiction. Will he ever be cured?...||12/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
This show has the perfect balance of silly/fantasy and sci fi. Will be listening to more.