By Scott Tsuchiyama, Joey Gartner, Garrett McGuire
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Scott is a new dad, and he's enlisted his friends Joey and Garrett to help him adjust to fatherhood.
||ExplicitNever Have I Ever||Garrett leads Scott and Joey into a game of "Never Have I Ever (Parent Edition)."||2/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPut 'em on the Roof Rack||Joey has a 2018 resolution to use his phone less around his kids. Scott plays diaper roulette. Garrett talks about the low (low!) bar that old people have when it comes to dad expectations.||1/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI Was a Leash Kid||Scott’s sick (again) after taking a weaponized cough to the eyeball. The guys discuss kids that just wander off, and how one of us was a leash kid (guess who?). Fresh off the heels of the holiday season, Joey has questions about gift-giving philosoph||1/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe MacGyver of First World Problems||Joey is on the road, and he’s set up a recording studio in his parents’ basement using only a Swiss Army knife and a roll of duct tape. Garrett can’t remember the name of his favorite holiday movie. Joey wishes everyone an Earth, Wind, and Fire-r||12/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitIt's Colds All the Way Down||Poor Garrett. He’s feeling under the weather, getting judged by his daycare, and is about to experience a shoe-related intervention. We promise we’ll be nicer to him next time.||12/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWhat About the Bulldozer?||It’s the holiday season! No, not *that* holiday season — this episode is mostly about Halloween, because we’re still working through our recording backlog. It's like a month-old piece of candy that you just found at the back of the cupboard: a lit||11/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#POUCHFAIL||Scott channels Indiana Jones at his freezer. Garrett and Joey give their status report on Lean Management Mornings (see ep. 9). The guys discuss a recent Gerber innovation that will change everything you know about pouch-based snacks.||11/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDad Max: Fury Road||“I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land.” Fun fact: the narrator at the beginning of Mad Max 2 was talking about his daycare parking lot at drop-off time. Scott has good news. Garrett's kid learned a fun new phrase from a cla||10/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLean Management for Toddlers||This episode is Serious Business. The guys discuss using Lean Management Strategies with toddlers because, let’s be honest, small kids love focusing on things like key performance indicators, continuous improvement, and process optimization. If you||10/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBrosectomy||Joey is on a new diet, and it doesn’t include cheesesteaks. The guys talk about the latest craze in luxury surgical sterilization. Scott gets advice in preparation for an upcoming road trip. This episode was brought to you by Arby’s™, Squarespace||10/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBaby’s First Car Trip Diaper Blowout Carseat Wash||Scott can’t stop watching Terrace House on Netflix. Garrett and Joey talk about kids favoring one parent over the other. The boys discuss milestones and baby books.||9/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWelcome to Fatherhood||We’re *all* dads now! Scott is very very sleepy, but he did come up with a baby-related business idea while on paternity leave. Joey and Garrett take opposing views on baby monitors, and talk about transitioning home with a newborn when there are pet||9/3/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMy Parenting Waterloo||Garrett's going on vacation, but he's recording this podcast instead of packing. Scott gets grossed out by mall play areas, and Joey deals with tee-ball chaos. The boys talk about the sartorial stylings of Costco #dadfashion.||8/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSHORT - It Cakes||Our next full episode will be ready in a week (blame Scott), so this tidbit will have to hold you over for now.||8/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPoop Catapult||Garrett talks about combining family celebrations. Joey tells Scott what he should be worried about with a newborn, and it's not what he thinks. The boys share stories about pregnancy cravings and gaining sympathy weight from eating all that good, good||7/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitA Bed Full of Mr. Potato Head Parts||Scott learns how many onesies you really need for a newborn. Joey ruins children’s books. Garrett and Joey help Scott prepare for the clutter that kids bring to a house. The boys brainstorm a new pregnancy-related business idea.||7/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDon't Mansplain Breastfeeding||Joey helps Scott understand the important job of Snack Dad. Garrett brainstorms a new support role for the birth experience. Scott discusses birthing classes, and shares the hottest new piece of tactical baby gear. The boys imagine the best fantasy regi||7/2/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWhat's the Worst That Could Happen?||Joey and Garrett swap bedtime war stories. Scott fills everyone in on nursery progress and the birth plan. The guys discuss their favorite parenting advice. Warning: this one has some swears.||6/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Even as a non-parent I really enjoyed this podcast!
You can tell the guys are really good friends. Great banter and really funny.
Enlightening and entertaining
Had me laughing the whole time - glad I'm not a father yet
It's fun to listen to parenthood from the fathers perspective. The obviously are smart, funny, friends. It's like listening in on a telephone conversation.