Desperate Nightmares From Christ The King, Missouri
By Willard Fresco / CTK Productions
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Howdy, folks. I’m an old bastard on death’s door, here to tell you the gosh-damned truth about this horrid town, Christ The King. So who the hell cares? Go on and ignore me, friend - but when this bad stuff happens to you, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to ol’ Willard before the government cancer got him. Every month we post a new nightmare for ya, and I swear on the Sinners' Bible, every last one is 100% true. I wish they weren’t
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This is fun!
I had no idea what to expect when I started listening, but I like it. The stories are interesting, the voice acting is solid, and there's something undeniably alluring about Christ the King, Missouri. This is a happy addition to my list of "listen to asap" podcasts.
Great new series
Spooky yet hilarious... like Tales from the Crypt by way of Twin Peaks... can't wait for more
Fun for (Some of) the Whole Family!
These are fun stories written and performed right before your very ears! Tales about everything from pregnancy scares to fear of a technological insurrection, these stories are sure to make you wail, laugh, cry, and potentially have a life-altering change of heart.
I wouldn't recommend listening to it while you're driving, because it might get too scary and you might crash. But that's part of the fun, right?
If you like yarns but don't like knitting, Desperate Nightmares is prime-time. Definitely recommend for fiends of terror!