Textual Healing
By Textual Healing
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Description
The Art Of Charm and New York Times-featured dating coach Anthony Recenello and comedian Ian Ranger analyze our listeners failed Tinder/Bumble/OkCupid text messages and suggest "Hail Mary" follow-ups guaranteed to get you a response in online dating. We are a perfect mixture of absurdist comedy and humor blended with real relationship tips, confidence, dating advice. Want textual satisfaction? Email your story and screenshots to textualhealingshow@gmail.com and we'll feature you on our next episode (we keep your identity secret).
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ExplicitEpisode 016: A Textual Healing Celebration! | Ian and Anthony finally successfully turn a failed relationship into a hailed relationship. Back in episode four, Abraham was swinging whiffers with Helen, his love interest. Now, after our godsend advice, they are going steady and ready for babies.... | 2/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 015: Matthew McText-a-hey | Anthony and Ian scour the anals of Reddit to lend a helping hand to a confused texter. They ponder the usage of the phrase, "I could just eat you up," and cover some strong advice for our Redditor. | 2/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 014: The Firing Joke | This week's submission was a real, real risky text message. Ian thinks it's probably the worst thing someone could ever send to a woman but Anthony thought it was "pretty dope tho". What was said? And what's the backstory? Find out in this week's... | 1/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 013: "The Red Chair, Pt. 2" or "Garbage Planet" | We finish the conversation between two bodybuilders and figure out where it all went wrong. Then, we try to pick up the pieces by giving him some future advice as well as a way to fix this current relationship. Also, we make fun of Captain Planet. | 1/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 012: "The Red Chair, Pt. 1" or "Family Lovers" | We read a failed OkCupid conversation between two gym rats where our man convinces a potential lover to give him her number by tempting her with a picture of him doing leg lifts at the gym. A "snatch" made in heaven? | 1/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanEpisode 011: "You Feel Like An Artistic Free Soul" | In this episode, Ian and Anthony get bored to death by this job interview of a Tinder conversation. On the positive side, it gives god-like Anthony an opportunity to drop a really powerful flirting secret for you. | 1/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 010: "My Old Roommate Once Killed A Man" | In this bonus Thursday episode, see what happens when Anthony signs into a Bumble account and impersonates his client, successfully getting him on a date with a great gal. He shows you what to do when a woman stops responding, and what happens when... | 12/15/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 009: "What Do You Max Out At, Bra?" | Ian and Anthony analyze the seemingly disinterested text conversation by two bodybuilders. After delivering an amazing piece of widely neglected, though universal dating advice, Anthony goes into the best "Deliverance" impression you've ever heard.... | 12/12/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 008: The Quickening | Have you ever had it "in the bag" with a woman yet had to just shoot yourself in the foot anyway? In this episode, Ian donates his own online dating text conversation to show the world that even he is mortal when it comes to text flirting. | 12/5/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 007: Helping Out Simba | Ian comes up with a "Hail Mary" Tinder response that is sure to salvage a failing text conversation. Anthony confuses Star Wars and Christianity. | 11/27/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 006: The Lion King Text | In this episode, Ian and Anthony reach new levels of absurdity. Ian pens a hail-mary Bumble response that might just set off some Disney nostalgia, and Anthony returns to his mind palace with added thought narration by Ian. | 11/4/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 005: Ian's Tinder Match | Ian was gracious enough to donate his own failed Tinder conversation to the show. | 10/27/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 004: Please Turn Up The Volume | Ian does an outstanding job of accurately portraying a bored woman who is getting texts from a male suitor. Anthony drops a bomb of advice at the end. | 6/27/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 003: Mexican Lady | This week, Ian teases Anthony so hard that he begins to wonder if he really is actually a good person. Anthony takes a turn at "slamming" the texts while Ian provides insightful advice. | 6/18/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 002: Ponzu Sauce | Ian and Anthony figure out that Matthew McConaughey is the perfect excuse for being lazy, and Ian raps one of the most graphic and sexual songs on the planet. | 6/9/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 001: Spiritual Healer | In this first episode, Anthony and Ian help out two very desperate guys with two very desperate ploys. One involves an MRI machine and the other involves spiritual healing. | 5/4/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
Great Podcast Topic!
Hey guys, just wanted to drop a review and say thanks for putting together this podcast. Overall, I think this is such a great topic to cover, and in this first episode, you hit on some examples that I think lots of folks find themselves in (me included). Listening to these text conversations made me cringe at points, but I think that’s excellent because it’ll help make listeners aware of how their own texting may be coming off as cringe-worthy.
Of course I loved the advice on how to salvage the situations, and the humor is superb gentlemen. Ian may have been a bit “interrupty” but I think that’s just a minor timing issue that’ll work itself out.
As you both declared, these text situations did come off as manipulative. It would be even cooler to not only hear advice on how to salvage the situation, but also on how to setup a non-manipulative dynamic from the start. Anyway, I really liked this first episode, and I’m very excited about future ones! Thanks again.
Who doesn't want to hear other people's awkward texts?
Hilarious concept. I can't resist these awkward train wrecks of text conversations. And the hosts banter back and forth make it like your reading them over with your most witty set of friends.
The best podcast
Omg.....you guys crack me up! Very funny
