The Haven Chronicles
By The Haven Chronicles
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Imagine getting a distress call and going to investigate it. Only when you get there, it’s quiet, and no one is around. What happened? Where is everyone? What the hell is going on? Listen to The Haven Chronicles to find out.
||CleanMinisode – “Cruise”||Lee sends an important message||3/16/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 17 – Safe Harbor||While Lee and Woods get more answers, others are brought up.||3/3/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 16 – Trinity Divided||The Crew Finally Gets Some Answers!||2/17/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 15 – Rose Colored Glasses||Actual Conversations start between the Havenites and the Crew.||2/3/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 14: Chasing Our Own Demise||The Game Begins as the crew tries to escape and find Bordon||1/19/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanAnnouncement: We’re Back! A Podcast’s story||--||1/19/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – “Section 8”||Oatman has a one on one session with his lawyer. as they try and figure out his best course of action.||1/9/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – Mind Tricks||Woods has a run in with The Law. Support The Haven Chronicles at www.patreon.com/thehavenchronicles(T-Minus 288hr)||12/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanBloopers – Woods PT 1||--||12/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 13 – Death’s Cradle||A veil falls. Please support us on patreon; http://patreon.com/thehavenchronicles follow us on twitter @havenchronicles||5/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanUpdate: Anybody got some Stimpacks?||Not a normal episode — personal life comes at you hard. If anybody you are interested in helping out the show shoot us a message at: Patrick.email@example.com or if you wanna help us out by backing our patreon head on over to http://ww||5/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 12 – “Proven Fatal”||Reality begins to collapse faster; To find a way out Deals must be forged. guest staring: Alicia Workman and Eli Nova from CB Radio Productions Please Considering Supporting the show by Backing us on Patreon or Leaving a Review on iTunes https://www.pat||5/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – Redact part 3||The Final Part of Elizabeth’s Backstory is revealed! Staring: Katherine Laura Sokolowski as Elizabeth Sarah Hemmi as Jessica James Olivia as Rat Nathan Comstock as Professor Donivan MJ cogburn as The Voice||4/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – “Digression”||After The Events. Featuring Conrad Miszuk||2/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 11 – Muddied Waters (Part 2 of 2)||Everything goes sideways||1/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 10 – Muddied Waters (part 1 of 2)||Bordon and Woods find themselves back aboard the Point Advantage.||12/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 9 – Turn Coat||--||7/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 8 – Convergence||Lee and Woods deal with some… Cagey situations.||7/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – Familiar||Chelsea has a conversation with her brother||6/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – Unobscured||Rat and Elizabeth make a deal.||6/28/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 7 – To Spite the Face||After the crash, Oatman is left stranded and alone in the middle of a desert. How will it make it out? Tune in to find out!||6/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 6 – Side Step||Hey man, Take a walk on the wild side and away from those HEP Bullies. In this episode Lawyerman deals with Chelsea||6/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 5 – Cold Command||In the MID-SEASON FINALE of The Haven Chronicles -- Lee, Woods, Oatman and Bordon find themselves on a sinking ship with a malfunctioning AI and a maniac on the loose. How will they make it out? Tune in to Find out! Follow us on twitter ( @havenchroni||5/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – Chelsea||(Apologies for the wrong file being uploaded here before!)||5/3/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – Hive||The Inner Monologue of a greater beast.||4/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – Barkley||H.E.P v. TIER | Case File: 6561 | BARKLEY||4/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode – REDACTED||H.E.P v. TIER | Case File: 2187 | In Defense of TIER||4/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 4 – Half Sunk – Part 2||The Pieces begin to fall into place as Lee, Woods and Gagnon explore the Point Advantage||4/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 4 – “Half Sunk”||Back on the Point Advantage — the bridge crew bicker over some inconsistencies surrounding ERIS’s last surface scan.||3/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode 2 – “Hartman”||Officer Hartman and ERIS have a technical meltdown||3/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 3 – Anomalies||Woods points out some discrepancies in Oatman’s tale and delves deeper into the mysteries that unfolded on Haven.||3/9/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 2 – Amazons Grace||Oatman gives his side of the tale.||2/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMinisode 1 – “Eva”||Not everything in the universe revolves around the HEP — some things revolve around someone who thinks the whole universe revolves around her.||2/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 1 – Contact||Responding to a distress signal on Haven, Sergeant Bordon, Private Taylor and Gagnon land on the planet to a unexpected situation.||1/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 0 – Distress Signal||The Premier Episode — A distress signal floating through space is finally picked up. But what exactly happens next? Tune in next year for the first, full fledged episode! Written and Directed by: Patrick S. Pierson||12/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
Great with one caveat
I really like the brain twisting, fantasy versus reality, what is real aspect of this amazing fictional podcast. The only reason I can’t give it five stars is because when numerous characters changed voice actors I got very lost very quickly. I still have enjoyed the last two episodes but it has been much harder for me to follow.
Physically Painful Awfulness
The sheer density of cliches constituting the opening blocks of dialogue actually made me wince. I was driven across a cluttered room in stupidly hazardous haste to shut it off. I had to stop the horror - an actual low grade ‘panic’, like something caused by a low power acoustic weapon.
Certain music hits me the same way. It’s not the tones. It’s the ‘cognitive artifacts’ created by the raw, bad data, rippling through my nervous system, with discordant vibrations, triggering some primal fear of dissolution.
I know. But it truly is awful, and I’m not being facetious. It really was a sick whiff of the uncanny.