F' All This Noise
By Gary and T
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Conversation, opinion and debate by two of the most curmudgeonly, egocentric and ill-informed gentlemen ever to cast a pod.
||ExplicitEpisode 31 - Can't see Pennsylvania without Brendan Fraser's eyes.||The Boys are back. T gives us his favorite pet names for women, and the duo talk about the ultimate method of evacuation. Brought to you by the P.P.A.||10/30/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 30 - A Gypsy Stole my P***s.||T's brother 3petes your eardrums, and the trio hypothesize about genital swapping + BONUS Roast of Gary.||10/5/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 29 - PaTerfamilias.||T's Dad stops by to regale us all with tales of yore. Find out what kids did for fun before video games and instant porn, and what sound a cinder block makes when exploding next to a human head.||7/30/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 28 - Dear T.||Advice for life, F' All This Noise style. T answers the questions you didn't ask, and helps you to achieve your true potential. Which is nothing.||7/16/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 27 - Dial B. for Boring.||It's F' All This Noise, now with 86% less comedy. T laments his inability to heal the world while Gary laments everything else. The duo demonstrate just how dour and humorless a podcast can be.||7/15/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 26 - Bring Me Your Huddled Masses.||James returns and weaves a tale of misery and mental illness. Also, T outlines his plans for America and his upcoming novel.||6/23/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 25 - Vampire Horses.||Have you experienced true despair and horror in your life? Not until you've met Mike Dayton. The world will never be the same.||6/10/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 24 - Small Wonder.||The boys reach into the mailbag and discuss ape rape, sea turtle rape, and parrot rape. Also, T gives his girl something to think about on vacation.||5/25/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 23 - Small C**t Complex.||Our buddy ol' pal James drops by and brings with him the spirit of Marvin Gaye. Lend your ear and learn from "The F.A.T.N. Guide to Courting and Cooing".||5/3/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22 - Nemesis Enforcer.||The boys discuss North Korea, movies, breakfast cereal, and mull the dangers of compliments. Also, a revisit of polygamy, it isn't pretty.||4/24/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21 - Retinal Horrors.||Gary and T once again plumb the depths of mediocrity. Gary's familias is discussed, and T expresses his love for federal standoffs and isolated compounds.||4/12/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20 - Eric Stoltz in blackface.||T's brother Rob makes his return to mark the 20th episode, to the fanfare of none. Absolutely nothing of merit was discussed and recorded.||3/21/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19 - The Mundane Adventures of RoboCop.||T hates technology, Gary loves video games, the sanitary benefits of colostomy bags, and RoboCop.||3/12/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18 - Imhotep's Meat Loaf love.||Gary spins a yarn of infidelity, carnal desire, and forbidden love. T talks about cysts, coffin birth, and attempts to reclassify the podcast from "Comedy" to "Depressing".||3/3/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17 - I p****d on my p***y.||It's a birthday podcast! The pair celebrate with Handfuls of broken glass, Edible finger paints, and Stew and tamales on the cheap.||2/7/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16 - My CPU is a neural net processor.||The psychodynamic duo returns. Gary talks group lumber jacking while T plots grocery store revenge.||1/27/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15 - Bonus Podcast.||Remember the precious things in life: food, family, song, and, unprotected sex. In celebration of these family values, here's an impromptu podcast containing literally tens of minutes of mildly enjoyable banter.||12/24/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14 - Growing Kuato in Stuttgart.||Germans harvest foreskins, Stonehenge is irrelevant, and Gary gives no thought to avoiding whoredom.||12/22/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13 - Jingle all the way to Jackman.||T gets a manicure from the Mossad and Gary is touched by Arnold Schwarzenegger.||12/16/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12 - Vampires from the holy land.||Immortality, is not a handprint in cement, an amazing body of work, or being bit by a Jew.||12/6/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11 - Happy Thanksgrieving.||Occupy yourself with dragons, wizards and weaponized sex.||11/25/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10 - Precious on the main stage.||T's brother Rob drops in. Gary feels threatened, and T gets drunk.||11/17/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9 - I powerbomb people.||Halloween is a freeloaders holiday and vocabulary flossin.||11/10/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8 - Journey to the center of the worst.||Gary returns home from battle, defeated and disgusted.||11/3/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7 - Celebrate your joy in private.||The buddha of misery and a meeting with the king of eastern Europe.||10/27/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6 - 52 minutes of Polygamy.||A tale of utopian pipe dreams and polygamist pessimism.||10/20/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5 - Your PHD is worthless to me.||Mindless banter and Gary hate numbers, T hate words.||10/13/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4 - Dammit Jenny, I'm sweet on you.||Brotherly love and Gary's fear of breasts.||10/6/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3 - Dreams aren't possible.||Hallucinate yourself to heaven and the salting of ovaries.||9/29/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2 - A pile of rotten teeth and milk pus.||A visit to the vet with pus in my milk while chasing the bug.||9/23/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1 - Loveless. / Love Less.||Is love a fantasy or a baby's arm in a shark's mouth?||9/15/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
Funny, if a little dark
These two are very funny, but I can't help but think some more lighthearted stuff would be good. Still, the conversation goes to places I wouldn't see normally. I really liked it, release some more guyes!!
The best banter in town!! Enough said.
Best recipes ever
amazing odd couple style conversations on the questions everybody should ask. Good fun for the secret pschyopath in us all.