By Joe Cottonwood
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"An engaging picaresque novel of a young man on the run. A warm, well-told story of a likable character with a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time." —Publisher's Weekly Willy Middlebrook is a nice boy from the suburbs, a Vietnam vet, a college drop-out majoring in Human Kindness. Framed for the murder of a cop, Willy goes on the lam from the law. With hopeful heart and broken balls he lives among the people of the humble cafes and dusty bars, underground: "They have rough brown skin and wrinkled eyes. They are round and they are usually dirty. They are hard because they have to be, but if you warm them they get soft and you can make them sweet." Famous Potatoes is a road novel with a touch of noir, a tall tale that has been called "exuberant, funny, and humane." "Like the smudged chrome of a truck-stop diner, Famous Potatoes is an element of a new American realism, and Cottonwood has made it an engaging trip." —Chicago Tribune The year is 1973. Back in those days only bad people got tattoos; long distance calls cost a small fortune; and an IBM 360 computer with a few hundred kilobytes was enough to run a bank. "Cottonwood [has] charm--wry, loping, never cute. And, even more crucial, there is Willy's (and Cottonwood's) genuine people-liking, which makes Willy's complications seem less dire; the troubled travels become a nice excuse to meet more interesting folks. Laid-back--but not too much--and attractive." —Kirkus As a young man, Joe Cottonwood used to hitchhike everywhere. Many of the encounters in Famous Potatoes are based on actual events from those times. "Blessed with that wonderfully extravagant and original talent for telling tall tales, Joe Cottonwood weaves a whopper that catches you up and rockets you overland as Willy hitches himself on to one crazy adventure after another. . . Willy 'Crusoe' Middlebrook, anonymous fugitive, naive suburbanite, sexual suicide, husband on the run from Philadelphia and St. Louis to the sky-high Rockies of Idaho . . . " —Black Swan "Philadelphia may never be the same again." —Cleveland Plain Dealer This podcast is rated deep R for bad language and occasional scenes of funky sex. And a lot of joy. Author's note: I wrote this novel forty years ago as a cockeyed love letter to the USA. I was a young man without children. Now I am a grandfather. A few of the passages, as I review them now, could make a grandfather blush. Nevertheless I have resisted the impulse to censor any youthful excess. I've also let stand the passages that would now be deemed Politically Incorrect. They are an accurate rendition of the times (1973).
||FamousPotatoes-01||I was a nice boy from the suburbs.||3/28/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-02||St. Louis: I woke up shivering...||3/28/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
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||FamousPotatoes-03||St. Louis: Two days later, Elaine visited alone...||3/28/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-04||Champaign-Urbana||3/28/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-05||He looked intelligent, but I suspect...||3/28/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-06||Return to suburbia.||4/3/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-07||Welcome to Philadelphia.||4/5/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-08||The business game. A working girl, a city woman.||4/5/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-09||Christmas was a lonely time...||4/10/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-10||You stupid idiot.||4/12/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-11||Funky Philly.||4/12/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-12||Running. Living.||4/18/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-13||Hunting jackrabbits. Finding Jedediah.||4/18/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-14||Searching for gold. A dog who hated snakes.||4/22/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-15||Finding gold ... and Jedediah.||4/22/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-16||Lawd, lawd, can't wait to see her again.||4/26/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-17||Saint Louee, Louee||4/26/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||FamousPotatoes-18||To not consider the contrapositive.||4/26/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
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Wow, what a ride! This is a great story of a youth with almost terminal wanderlust. He meets many colorful people and has wonderful adventures. The music as far as I can tell was written by the writer Joe Cottonwood, and is funny and classic just like the story. This story has parts that are definately NOT for kids, but if you're in the mood for something different and whimsical this is it.
Good clean story
Being from Idaho, the title cought my eye. I wasn on
trail Creek road just passing the turn off to the Chilly Cemetary, imagine my surprise when later in the tale the charaacters end up in Chilly, Idaho....a coincidence or an omen I am not sure but as I had planned to camp in Copper Basin this fall I will now take a side tour over to Chilly to see just what this possible omen wants me to find.
Oh yeah, great story with a lot of shifting scenes, populated with some well drawn characters. I also learned that "famous potatoes" is a very fine metaphor for certain parts of every body's life.