Fluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio Review Colleen AF Venable and Annie Sanders

Bring on the live Violin! The amazing Not Waving But Drowning joins us in the studio for this week’s episode. A band filled with celebrities: Pinky: The Proud Former Owner of Pantyliner.com; John: Wanted in Three States for Swing-Related Acts of Violence; Jeremy: A Man of Many Many Words (all of them Brilliant…and siilent); and Sir Mason Brown, whom you’ve all met before. Together they form one of the most original bands this here city has seen in a long long time. Join us to dance along to live (in my apartment) performances of the happiest domestic violence song in the world and join in the search for Annie Sanders! Put on your speedo and get ready. This ones a good one!

Musical Guest:
Not Waving But Drowning performing “Let’s Go Dancing” and “Maypole”

Tales of Wonder:

* Turfinchin’: The Tasty Thanksgiving Finch
* Where in the World is (octave drop) Annie Saaanders
* I’llfuckinghookyouup.com
* Naming the Band
* Filters That Photoshop Should Make

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* “Annie Sanders, Attorney at Blood…Stuff.”
* “DrunkenDaredevilCaterers dot com?”
* “One time I was wearing a douche bag and I forgot to take it off when I peed out the window.”
* “There’s this special photoshop Speedo filter, press this button and everyone in your picture will be wearing a speedo.”>
* “You guys are going to have a droll off soon.”
* “I would get a phd at the School of Light FM”

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Oh Boyz 2 Men! Why didn’t you explain to me how to actually SAY GOODBYE rather than just singing about how hard it is to do so?! One final show and one final party to send Ms. Annie off to CA in style…A crazy mess of a show with lots of love both from all of you fans, and FOR all of you fans. Fluff Radio Review is the most fun and rewarding creative project I’ve ever been a part of, and Brooklyn misses Annie something fierce. But don’t cry.

Okay…maybe cry a little.

We love each and every one of our listeners. Those who made themselves known and those who secretly grinned to our dumb antics on their headphones. Thank you thank you thank you for listening.

Hugs, Kisses, Spoons, Farts, and Crafts–
Ms. Colleen Ann Felicity Venable, 1/2 of the FFR

Musical Guest:
A screaming mash-up of various “Fluff Radio House Band” members

Tales of Wonder:

* The Oracle of Raven
* The Real Reasons For the Breakup
* The Quest for the Party Foul Song
* Goodbye Messages for Annie
* We agree to do 1,000,000 more shows, but then there’s a fire and we all die. Yay!

Songs:

* Earth Annie (read our incoherent lyrics here)
* The Party Foul Song

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* “I’m responsible for helping get the internet to canada…one long pipe made out of straws.”
* “We fluffed for years, drank many beers, and talked of our fart, fart-y-ness.”
* “Keep that banana-pajamed.”
* “Lookout california because I like to spoon, too.”

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Nearly a year after show 66 was recorded, it has at last been edited, polished up, and prepared for your consumption. Will it be worth the wait? The only way to find out is to listen. I’m not saying Jimmy Hoffa is inside, but I am saying that it’s better than that time Geraldo opened his alleged tomb on live television.

Musical Guest:
The Fluff Radio House Band

Tales of Wonder:

Poopin’ at the Dentist
Make Your Own Dolphin
World’s Coolest Drumsticks
Sock Lobster!
Martial Arts Secret Weapon: The Blossom Attack!
Songs:

The Garbage Man
Six Degrees of Johnny Depp (actually it’s more of a game than a song!)
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

“Dolphin bits inside as a little bonus!”
“I wish Flickr was actually called Flickr-Booger”
“You can have a party and give everyone a shaker egg, and everyone will have a good time.”
“Pregnancy test is my second favorite type of beer.”
“Whenever you need me, just shake, and I’ll be there.”

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In the time of ancient Gods, Warlords and Kings, a land in turmoil cried out for some humor. They were Annie and Colleen, mighty Princesses forged in the heat of Brooklyn. Their comedy would change the world!

Musical Guest:
The Puppini Sisters performing “Heart of Glass” and “Wuthering Heights”

Tales of Wonder:

* Period Weaponry - and we’re not talking Renaissance.
* Ear, Nose, and Throat Singing
* Bananaphone!
* Denim Forensics
* How to Play the Mouth Harp, with Mikey IQ Jones

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* “Use your period for Good!”
* “The squiiiid! SQUUIIIIIIIID!!!”
* “I’ve got two useless bananas!”
* “Knock knock, who’s there, trick or treat, bananaphone.”


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Do you have a sense of direction about as good a dead seal’s? Well, you’re in luck! Introducing the FLUFF GPS system! We’ll get you there or at least within 50 miles of where you wanted to go. And we won’t ramble on and on about when to make rights and lefts, but will tell you the REALLY important things like spots we once got mugged and the best delis to buy 10 year old twinkees. Fluff GPS WE MAKEA YOUR DREEEEAMS COME TRUE!

Musical Guest:
Luke Temple performing “Saturday People” and “People Do”

Tales of Wonder:

* GPS AKT BEAN Crime Edition
* Smashing Pumpkins (with Catapults)
* The Age Old Question of the Aged Old Twinkies
* Halloween Sexiness 2008

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* “You have now reached the center of Ovid.”
* “I’m a toaster but I’m a SEEEEEXY toaster.”
* “I’m a little dubious about the Fantastic Mr. Orgasmic or was it the Emporium Spazmorium?”
* “Moral of the story kids, wash your hands at least once every three days.”

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