God Ween Evan
By God Ween Evan
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God Ween Evan is a podcast celebrating the American rock 'n' roll band Ween, and one man's refusal to open his heart, mind, and soul to the band's music. That man is Evan Kaufman, a New York City-based actor, writer, director and all around beautiful human being. A lover of comedy and music, Evan, it reasons, should adore and appreciate Ween's absurdist wit and musical craftsmanship, but he doesn't. WHY? Fortunately, his friends and fellow artists Katie Hartman, Will Nunziata, and Paul Gutkowski are here to unlock the mystery of what is wrong with Evan, and to shepherd him into the brown light of the Boognish. If they can save Evan Kaufman, they'll save us all.
||CleanSeason 2 Episode 1: All Aboard||Sometimes you have to give the people what they want, even if by doing so you very well might destroy everything you've worked for a year to build. #TeamPoopShip — this sector's charted by you!||3/13/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 20: Momma Said We're Gone For Good||Now that Evan is inarguably a full-fledged Ween fan (MISSION ACCOMPLISHED), the God Ween Evan team assembles for one final time this season to discuss Ween's 2012 break-up and the solo albums that were birthed from that era. Doing Deaner dirty by spendi||1/28/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 19: LIVE! From Garcia's At The Capitol Theatre 12.16.18||The God Ween Evan crew goes from conversational to presentational in their first ever live show. In front of a hot crowd at Garcia's at The Capitol Theatre, the gang dissects Evan's first time seeing Ween live. Did Evan see the brown light of the Boogni||1/2/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 18: Might It Be Nice||In final preparation for his upcoming baptism by Boognish at The Capitol Theater, Evan takes a journey from Hell and to The Palace of Vice, meeting his wife and The Freak along the way.||12/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 17: It's Gonna Be A Long Night||In anticipation of their upcoming trip to see Ween at the famed Capitol Theater in December, the crew returns to the band's live material in order to properly prime Evan's little sailor boy pump. We feed him lasagna until he's had his fill, kiss him on||11/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 16: Learnin' To Love||The bombing of Pearl Harbor, The Moon landing, Kennedy's assassination, 9/11 — points of demarcation in our collective consciousness that shape human history. God Ween Evan listeners, prepare yourself for your own "I remember where I was" moment as so||10/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 15.5: Torn||Check the script, cause it just got flipped. Evan surprised the GWE crew with a takeover episode of his own devising: A WEEN TRIVIA CHALLENGE. But what happens when he discovers that the crew knows more about f**king with him than they do about Ween, an||10/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 15: Most Evans Are Not Okay||Let's face it, Evan kinda likes Ween. The proof, as they say it, is in the boogni. After weeks of high marks the crew decides to put Evan's blossoming love to the test with a round of brown plus just about the prettiest of fan picks. Listen and find out||9/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 14: COVER It With Gas||This episode finds the crew turning to one of Ween's greatest strengths, their ability to play a kick ass cover song. Will Evan finally understand that we never meant to cause him any sorrow? Will he call Ween "the greatest cover band of all time?" Tune||9/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 13: Makin' Time Breakin' Ground||Even though Evan doesn't mean to be so insolent, the crew decides it's high time to juice him as he bleeds. The result? They all return with the writings of Kaufman in their hands.||8/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 12: You Were The Fool||There is only one way for GWE to celebrate its 12th episode, and that is to expose Evan to the band's excellent and oft-overlooked 12 Golden Country Greats album. That, and forcing him to relive and recount the mysterious deaths of his childhood dogs. O||7/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 11: Evan If You Don't||After the tumultuous crash and burn conclusion to Episode 10, the GWE gang decides to hand over the reigns to Producer Mikey for a fresh perspective. Utilizing a March Madness Final Four bracket system, Mikey brings some real bangers to the table. Will||7/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 10: God Eye, Grant His Forgiveness||After a mixed, but ultimately positive review of The Mollusk the crew decides it's time to pull out the big guns and seal the deal. But tempers flare when Evan, that quivering little boy, is afraid to clutch the hand of the creator.||6/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 9.5: Do You Ever Walk Alone? (Red Rocks Redux)||Will and Paul break down Ween's recent epic two night stand at Red Rocks Amphitheater as well as Paul's harrowing solo vision quest throughout Colorado.||6/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 9: He Wanted To Leave||"Hey little boy, what you got there?" Kind sir, it's Evan Kaufman and his track by track response to Ween's seminal album The Mollusk!! — plus an exploration of the band's briefer tracks to cap off the episode! Tune in and find out if fatherhood has m||5/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 8: When I Find You In Your Sleep||On the eve of recording Episode 8, The Mighty Boognish blessed Evan and his lovely wife with a beautiful healthy baby boy. Bageldorf Kaufman was born on April 22, 2018. But this is showbiz, and as they say the show must go on, so the GWE team recorded t||4/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 7: Evan - He's A Zima Man||Henry Rollins once said "Live music is the cure for what ails ya," but that straight edge bea-hunk never met Evan "Problem with Rock 'n' Roll" Kaufman. In Episode 7, we put Hank's theory to the test as we introduce Cookie Jam to a critical aspect of Wee||4/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 6: Make You Love Me||Hoping to ride a wave of momentum after his shocking embrace of The Stallion, the gang presents Evan with some of their all time favorites from the band's catalogue.||3/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 5: Prepare the Mount, Boy (The Stallion Episode)||After a major breakthrough in Episode 4 the crew are ready to introduce Evan to Ween's mythology through the band's epic Stallion series. Which, of course, begs the question, does Evan know who he's f*****g with?||2/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 4: I Fell In Love Today?||In honor of Valentine's Day Katie, Will, and Paul attempt to win Evan's love and steer his affection towards the band with a few of their favorite love songs from Ween's extensive catalogue. Will Evan continue to play hard to get or can the crew finally||2/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 3: Did You See Me?||Katie, Will, and Paul remove Evan's blindfold in hopes that a little visual stimulation will go a long way as the crew explore the band's official music video collection. Evan is intrigued, but is he truly learning to love Ween or is he secretly working||1/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 2: New Year, Same Evan||Episode 2 of God Ween Evan finds an apologetic Evan promising to turn over a new leaf and open his heart and mind to the band Ween. Is he truly ready to summon the queen or will he leave us all waving our dicks in the wind? Tune in and find out!||1/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 1: Trouble With Rock 'n' Roll||God Ween Evan is a podcast celebrating the American rock 'n' roll band Ween, and one man's refusal to open his heart, mind, and soul to the band's music.||12/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
A Pleasant Surprise!
So, I would have maybe said "I sorta like Ween" before listening to this podcast. I play them maybe once every few months at work (much to the chagrin of my office mate). I crack up at a lot of their lyrics and definitely appreciate their music and their exploration of so many genres. But, this put me into a completely different stratosphere. Yes, I sometimes felt like I was intruding on some inside jokes that weren't meant for me... but I absolutely got over that. Funny to hear the progression of Evan's thoughts on the band during the course of their journey.
The Pod (cast for me)
A friends a friend who knows what being a friend is, talking with a friend. This podcast was a delight. Funny people trying to turn their funny friend on to Ween the greatest band walking the earth. Will, Katie, Paul, producer Mikey, and of course Evan are all hilarious. I hope they do some more. 5 bagledorfs.
You jerks know less about movies than you do about Ween. Discraceful, uninformed and just plain stupid. Which is pretty much your wheelhouse. Oh, You do have great jokes though. *eye-roll
I hope Porchester is ugly for each and everyone of you snotty sychophats and that you all wind up face down on the concrete.
Evan I have spmething special for you!