podcast – Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality: The Podcast
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Description
This is an alternate universe story, where Petunia married a scientist. Harry enters the wizarding world armed with Enlightenment ideals and the experimental spirit.
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ExplicitOf All Possible Worlds | Thoughts in the mind of God. Content Warnings: Violence, Cruelty to animals, Rape Original Text not available online (part of Swords v Cthulhu anthology) SFX: Riot, Wreckage, Cave-in, Sheets, Angry German, hits, Angry Mob, Crowd Cheer, Earthquake, | 10/5/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitInterview with Eliezer Yudkowsky | This is the third episode of a new podcast I’m involved in – The Bayesian Conspiracy. www.thebayesianconspiracy.com | 3/16/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Three Bodies at Mitanni | “This is what I want. Everything is fine.” Original Text not available online Hugo Registration SFX: Typing Music: Beyond, by Chris Neilman; Quiet Slumber, by Shadow6Nothing9; Xfaded Uglyness, by BpOlar; Terror, by TableTop Audio | 1/26/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Afterward & The Hugos | The Hugo Awards Main Page Registration Here List of HPMoR continuation fic and related fic (scroll down to “HPMoR fanfiction” section for continuation stories) | 1/6/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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122c – Something to Protect: Hermione Granger | The End and The Beginning Original Text Music: Morning Sunlight, by Chrono Symphonic | 12/30/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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122b – Something to Protect: Hermione Granger | Doing what we can Original Text SFX: Footsteps Music: Aeons, by David Larsen | 12/16/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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122a – Something to Protect: Hermione Granger | Threading the needle’s eye of Destiny Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper Music: Ether, by David Larsen | 12/2/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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120 & 121 – Something to Protect: Draco Malfoy & Something to Protect: Severus Snape | New Beginnings Original Text SFX: Door Open, Door Knocks, Doorbell Music: Take Me Somewhere Nice, by Mogwai; Somewhere Over the Rainbow, by Israel Kamakawiwo’Ole; Pure Death, from Hellsing Soundtrack | 11/18/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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119b – Something to Protect: Albus Dumbledore | Voldemort posthumously saves the world, for the first time Original Text SFX: Thud Music: Unseen Stranger | 11/4/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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119a – Something to Protect: Albus Dumbledore | Last Words Original Text SFX: Gargoyles, Floo Fire, Pencil on Paper Music: Mystic Mysidia, from FFIV; To Glory, by Two Steps From Hell | 10/21/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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117 & 118 – Something to Protect: Minerva McGonagall & Something to Protect: Professor Quirrell | In Memoriam Original Text SFX: Heels, Babble, Pheonix Cry, Wing Flaps, Door Open, Girl Scream, Woo, Slap, Huzzah Music: No Memory, by Stone Temple Pilots; Cry In Sorrow, from FFIV; Funeral Music, Piano and Viola | 10/7/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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115b & 116 – Shut Up and Do The Impossible Pt 2 & Aftermath: Something to Protect, Pt 0 | Guiding the Narrative Original Text SFX: Whistle, Distant Bang Music: Blue Day; That’s Enough | 9/23/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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114 & 115a – Shut Up and Do The Impossible, Pt 1 & Pt 2 | (black robes, falling) Original Text SFX: Hiss Music: Dak’kon’s Theme, from Planescape:Torment; Kein Bestandteil Sein, by Einstürzende Neubauten with a little bit of Silverfuck, by Smashing Pumpkins; Brother’s (Instrumental), from Fullmetal Alche | 9/9/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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113 – Final Exam | Final Exam Original Text SFX: Hiss, Splat Music: 28 Days Later Theme, by John Murphy The restrictions list: 1. Harry must succeed via his own efforts. The cavalry is not coming. Everyone who might want to help Harry thinks he is at a Quidditch game. | 8/26/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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112 – Failure, Pt2 | The Apocalypse of Potter Original Text SFX: Hiss, Pistol | 8/19/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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111b – Failure, Pt1 | The Sparkly Unicorn Princess reborn Original Text SFX: Hiss, Obelisks, De-transfiguration, Pistol, Cloth Tearing, Blowing Leaves Music: Protect Life by Eric Serra | 8/12/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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111a – Failure, Pt1 | The Dark Lord reborn Original Text SFX: Hiss, Stone Doors, Earthquake Music: Akai Kioku, by Gonin-ish, Catacombs from Tabletop Audio, Tibetan/Vedic Chant by One Voice Harmonic Choir | 7/29/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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109b & 110 – Reflections, Pt 1 & Pt 2 | Surprise, Mugglefugger! Original Text SFX: Hiss Music: Viginti Tres, by Tool, with just a touch of Never Say Die at the end | 7/15/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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109a – Reflections, Pt 1 | Noitilov detalo partxe tnere hoc ruoy tu becafruoy ton wo hsi Original Text SFX: Hiss, FiendFyre Music: A Lost Mexican City | 7/1/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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108c – The Truth, Pt 5, Answers and Riddles | Why Voldemort? Original Text Hey, I briefly appear in this music video parody a group of my friends made. :) SFX: Hiss, Thud, Boil-over, Water Pouring Music: Obscure, by Dir en Grey; The Stand, by The Protomen; Dreams From Cube 12, by Candlegravity | 6/17/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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108b – The Truth, Pt 5, Answers and Riddles | Plots upon plots Original Text SFX: Hiss Music: End of The Line, by Sleigh Bells; Obscure, by Dir en Grey | 6/3/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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108a – The Truth, Pt 5, Answers and Riddles | Origins Original Text Music: Ether, by David Gruwier, Born to Lose, by Sleigh Bells, Obscure, by Dir en Grey (Sorry this is posting a little late. No production notes today.) | 5/20/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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106 & 107 – The Truth, Pt 3 & 4 | Speed-running Dumbledore’sThird Floor Corridor Original Text SFX: Hiss, Dog Bark, Keys Buzz, FiendFyre, Acid, Devil’s Snare, Troll | 5/6/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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105 – The Truth, Pt 2 | Bargaining with the Devil Original Text SFX: Hiss | 4/22/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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104b – The Truth, Pt 1, Riddles and Answers | The Watcher in the Dark Special thanks to @DGruwier for composing today’s battle music The HPMoR Podcast’s iTunes page is here No production notes this week Original Text SFX: Footsteps, Battle FX | 4/8/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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104a – The Truth, Pt 1, Riddles and Answers | Thresholds Rationality: From AI to Zombies is available here Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Footsteps | 3/25/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRed Legacy, part 2 | Madness? This is Arkhipov! Original Text is available in the February 2015 issue of Asimov’s Science Fiction, and isn’t available free online right now. Credits (in order of appearance): Guards – Peter Sartucci & Quincy Allen Technician – Drewy | 3/11/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitRed Legacy, part 1 | Trying to do science in a hostile environment. Original Text is available in the February 2015 issue of Asimov’s Science Fiction, and isn’t available free online right now. Credits (in order of appearance): Alexia – Ella Barrett Ivan – Steven Zu | 2/25/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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103 – Tests | Reality isn’t fair Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 2/11/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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sam513 & Valuable Humans In Transit | Two stories by Sam Hughes. Sam Hughes writes and blogs at qntm.org, and may be best know for Ra. Note: I AM PUBLISHED!! Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine, Feb 2015 issue. The story is “Red Legacy” on page 48. Some notes, | 1/7/2015 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Essays 4 | Strengths and Weaknesses Full Text: Your Strength as a Rationalist Universal Fire Fake Explanations Tsuyoku Naritai! (I Want To Become Stronger) Audio instructions on how to add your voice to the podcast are here. | 12/17/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Words of Love, Soft and Tender | Strange new creatures in the forest Original Text SFX: Forest Ambiance (Dinotopia track), branch shake, snap, zap, branch swing | 12/3/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Nineteen Neighty-Four (part 2 of 2) | Everything Falls Apart Hear more of Ginny’s singing here (see production notes for more details). Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Door Slam, Chair, Metal Creak, Breaking, Slap, Punches, Whiffed Punches, Breaking Glass, Breaking Plate, | 11/19/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Nineteen Neighty-Four (part 1 of 2) | Seeds of Insurrection As mentioned in the episode – Floornight, by nostalgebraist. Original Text SFX: Cheer (large), Cheer (small), Projector, Fanfare, Conga, Vinyl Scratch, Door Knocks, Pencil on Paper, Door Slam, Glass Fill, Glass Splash, | 11/5/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Essays 3 | The Measure of All Things The Worm Audiobook Project! Joy In The Merely Real complete text Mundane Magic complete text Thou Art Godshatter complete text | 10/22/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Trust In God, or The Riddle of Kyon (part 2 of 2) | Forcing the Hand of God Original Text Music: Elevator Music, Rooftop View Music, Crazy Talk Music SFX: Elevator Door, Walking, Cell Phone Vibration | 10/8/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Trust In God, or The Riddle of Kyon (part 1 of 2) | An existential problem Original Text Ambiance: There Be Dragons @ TableTop Audio SFX: Typing | 9/24/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitBloopers | Screwin’ up our lines. Warning: bad language, and juvenile humor. The file of available minor roles is here: Misc HPMoR Roles Text of the instructions and tips are at the Voicing A Character page, including the links to basic sound recording software. | 9/10/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Voice Actors Panel | Recording of the Voice Actors Panel from MALcon 2014, with the voices of Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, and myself. Still no production notes this week. I finally got moved into the new house. Half the work is complete… | 9/3/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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102 – Caring | The Long Price Original Text No production notes today SFX: Door Knocks | 8/20/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Essays 2 | On Gods – real and otherwise Every donation made to MIRI until August 15th, 2014 will be matched dollar-for-dollar, up to a total of $200,000 – Intelligence.org/Donate Come see me and several HPMoR voice actors at MALcon, this Sunday, Aug 10th, | 8/6/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Comes The Huntsman | Comes The Huntsman Original Text Rachael Acks blogs at katsudon.net. She was most recently published in LightSpeed’s Women Destroy Science Fiction issue. She is currently working on a short film she wrote the script for, here. | 7/23/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Study of Anglophysics, part 2 (of 2) | The Doom That Came to Adwellia Original Text Scott Alexander blogs at SlateStarCodex.com, and it’s still my favorite blog. Amazing insights, sharp humor, and excellent writing. SFX: Pencil on Paper, Banging on Metal Door, Matter Disrupter, | 7/9/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Study of Anglophysics, part 1 (of 2) | The Language of God Original Text Scott Alexander blogs at SlateStarCodex.com, and it’s currently my favorite blog. Amazing insights, sharp humor, and excellent writing. SFX: Pencil on Paper, Campfire, Ball Rolling, Leaves Cracking, Sonic Ray, | 6/25/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Three Dialogs | Original Texts: Use The Try Harder, Luke The Vulcan Your Vulcan Could Sound Like, If He Wasn’t Made of Straw The Last Temptation of Christ | 6/11/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Earthfic | It’s not about people in 2026, or skinks, or Martians. And the dog does NOT talk. Original Text Earthfic was written by Alicorn. It can be found at her website, alicorn.elcenia.com, which contains quite a few works by Alicorn, all freely available. | 5/28/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Essays 1 | And that’s why we have Methods of Rationality. Expecting Short Inferential Distances complete text Transhumanism as Simplified Humanism complete text | 5/14/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Zombie, part 2 (of 2) | In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war Note: On May 6, MIRI (Eliezer’s employer) is participating in Silicon Valley Gives, a 24-hour fundraiser. Over $250,000 of matching prizes and funds up for grabs, | 4/30/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Zombie, part 1 (of 2) | Hello Hermione my old friend Original Text SFX: Dice | 4/16/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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101 – Precautionary Measures, Pt 2 | Cold Equations Original Text SFX: Horse Hooves, Staff Hit, Fingers Cracking, Spell Deflect Base, Spell Deflect Overlay | 4/2/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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100b – Precautionary Measures, Pt 1 | Everyone who is supposed to protect you is crazy, and you can’t ever rely on them to get anything right. Note: sorry this is going up late, server had technical problems this morning. Original Text SFX: Diffindo, Falling Branch | 3/19/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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99 & 100a – Roles, Aftermath & Precautionary Measures, Pt 1 | The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason Original Text SFX: Unicorn Scream, Slithering in Leaves, Crashing through Underbrush, Whistle, Dog, Night Ambiance, Scary S**t Going Down | 3/5/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThree Worlds Collide – Part 8 (of 8) | Epilogue: Atonement Special thanks to Locusts of Egypt for giving permission to use their song “Holiday Excursion” in the background. Original Text Intro/Outro Music: Charmax – Space Girl | 2/19/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThree Worlds Collide – Part 6 & 7 (of 8) | Normal Ending: Last Tears & True Ending: Sacrificial Fire Original Text Intro/Outro Music: Atari Teenage Riot – Death Star SFX: Zap, Desk Thump, Chair Fall | 2/5/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThree Worlds Collide – Part 5 (of 8) | Three Worlds Decide Original Text Intro/Outro Music: Death In Vegas – Hands Around My Throat SFX: Zap | 1/22/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThree Worlds Collide – Part 4 (of 8) | Interlude with the Confessor Original Text Intro/Outro Music: Active Child – Hangin’ On Background Music: BpOlar – gospel_4_six | 1/8/2014 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThree Worlds Collide – Part 3 (of 8) | The Super Happy People Original Text Intro/Outro Music: Nyan Cat Background Music: Malt.Tabulated Sounds – Ambient Days Malt.Tabulated Sounds – Darkness Cachexy – The Lord Eraser SFX: Head Thud | 12/25/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThree Worlds Collide – Part 2 (of 8) | War and/or Peace Note: If you use Stitcher (or are willing to Like them on Facebook) they are currently accepting nominations for the 2013 Stitcher Awards. HPMoR might be a decent candidate for Education + Learning, and/or Storytelling. | 12/11/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitThree Worlds Collide – Part 1 (of 8) | The Baby-Eating Aliens Original Text Intro/Outro Music: WHiTeIncorp – We Are Only Stardust | 11/27/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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98 – Roles, Final | The Hogwarts Coup Original Text SFX: Door Open, Door Slam, Coin Bag, Crowd Noise, Crowd Gasp, Spoon Tapping Glass | 11/13/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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97 – Roles, Part 8 | Crossing Lines Original Text | 10/30/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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96 – Roles, Part 7 | Not alone Original Text | 10/16/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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95 – Roles, Part 6 | On Caring. (The People’s Podcast Awards have opened up nominations for 2013. HPMoR for Entertainment!) Original Text Music: Sphere of Stars SFX: Egg Cracking | 10/2/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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94 – Roles, Part 5 | Destroying your enemy’s ability to make war I’ll be at Myths & Legends Con in Denver on Saturday, Sept 28th, doing a presentation on Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, at 1pm. See the link for details, address, and price. | 9/18/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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92 & 93 – Roles, Part 3 & 4 | Neglected Allies Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 9/4/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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91 – Roles, Part 2 | The Vigil, continued (no production notes this week) Original Text SFX: Door Knocks, Door, Flame, Door Slam | 8/21/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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90 – Roles, Part 1 | The Vigil Notice: The Machine Intelligence Research Institute, Eliezer’s employer, is in a funding drive. Until Aug 15th, all donations will be matched dollar-for-dollar up to $200,000. Donate here. Original Text SFX: Door | 8/7/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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89 – Time Pressure, Part 2 | The third most perfect killing machine in all nature Notice: The Machine Intelligence Research Institute, Eliezer’s employer, is in a funding drive. Until Aug 15th, all donations will be matched dollar-for-dollar up to $200,000. Donate here. | 7/24/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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88 – Time Pressure, Part 1 | A Troll in the Dungeons Original Text SFX: Chair Fall, Fire Bursts, Clock Tick, Broom Screech, Student Riot, Whack, Clap, Door | 7/10/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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The Sword of Good, part two | The scream that had to be stopped at all costs Original Text Intro/Outro Music: Nightwish – Ghost Love Score SFX: Door Open, Trap Door, Door Close, Flare, Worms, Disintegration-explosion, Machinery (x2) Sword Wail, Sword Scream, Sword Dropped, | 6/26/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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The Sword of Good, part one | Fragments of a novel that would never be written Original Text Intro Music: Blackmore’s Night – Loreley Outro Music: Blackmore’s Night – Peasant’s Promise Inn Music: Natalie MacMaster -David’s Jig SFX: Orc Hiss, Sword Growl, Sword Wail, | 6/12/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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87b – Hedonic Awareness | How Not To Talk To Girls Original Text | 5/29/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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87a – Hedonic Awareness | Normalizing relations Original Text | 5/15/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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86e – Multiple Hypothesis Testing | Ambivalent loyalties Original Text SFX: Gargoyles, 2, 3, Door Opening | 5/8/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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86d – Multiple Hypothesis Testing | It’s ALWAYS the Defense Professor Original Text SFX: Vroop | 5/1/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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86c – Multiple Hypothesis Testing | Mad-Eye Moody Tests Harry Original Text | 4/24/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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86b – Multiple Hypothesis Testing | The hard part is actually changing your mind Original Text SFX: Floo Fire | 4/17/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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86a – Multiple Hypothesis Testing | Bayesian Calculations (for more on Bayes’ Theorem, see today’s production notes) Original Text | 4/10/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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85b – Taboo Tradeoffs, Aftermath 3: Distance | Sometimes there are no second chances Original Text SFX: Phoenix Cry 1 & 2 | 4/3/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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84c & 85a – Taboo Tradeoffs, Aftermath 2 & Aftermath 3: Distance | Motivations for actions Original Text SFX: Door, Footsteps, Phoenix Cry 1 & 2 | 3/27/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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84b – Taboo Tradeoffs, Aftermath 2 | More details of Quirrell’s past Original Text SFX: Parchment Flips, Door, Footsteps | 3/20/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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83 & 84a – Taboo Tradeoffs, Aftermath 1 & 2 | Self-doubt Original Text | 3/13/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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82 – Taboo Tradeoffs, Final | The value of a life Original Text | 3/6/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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81 – Taboo Tradeoffs Part 3 | Blood for blood, and gold for blood Original Text SFX: Rod Tap, Wizengamot Rabble Sounds, Dementor Rasp | 2/27/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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80 – Taboo Tradeoffs Part 2: The Horns Effect | The Trial of Hermione Granger Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Rod Tap, Wizengamot Rabble Sounds | 2/20/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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79b – Taboo Tradeoffs, Part 1 | Tracking down leads Original Text SFX: Phoenix Cry, Door Slam, Folder Snapped Shut | 2/13/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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79a – Taboo Tradeoffs, Part 1 | Preparing Hermione’s Defense Original Text | 2/6/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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78c – Taboo Tradeoffs, Prelude: Cheating | Forced Moves Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 1/30/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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78b – Taboo Tradeoffs, Prelude: Cheating | The secret of Potions Inventory (from the Strange Horizon’s podcast) Original Text SFX: Lightsaber Ignition | 1/23/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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78a – Taboo Tradeoffs, Prelude: Cheating | The parents of Hogwarts demand to know what the fiddly-snocks is going on there Original Text SFX: Chaos Legion Song | 1/16/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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77b – Self Actualization, Aftermaths: Surface Appearances | The Groundhog Day Attack Original Text SFX: Owl Hoot, Angelic Choir, Time Rewind | 1/9/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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77a – Self Actualization, Aftermaths: Surface Appearances | The Phoenix’s Price Original Text SFX: Granite 1, Granite 2, Granite 3, Knocks Phoenix Room Theme: Communal Blood by This Will Destroy You | 1/2/2013 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Omake: Welcome To The Real World | A Very Neo Christmas Original Text Intro/Outro Music: Free*Land – Big Wednesday | 12/26/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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76 – Interlude with the Confessor: Sunk Costs | New perspectives on old ghosts Original Text | 12/19/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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75 – Self Actualization Final, Responsibility | Moral Codes for Heroes and Gods This is taken from Eliezer’s Author’s Notes for November: To anyone who wants to live in a saner world: the Center for Applied Rationality is now in that vital startup stage where every dollar matters – where donat | 12/12/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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74b – Self Actualization, Part 9, Escalation of Conflicts | On rituals and consequences Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 12/5/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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74a – Self Actualization, Part 9, Escalation of Conflicts | Taking it up to 11 Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Door Slams, Prometheus Trailer, Snap | 11/28/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Omake: Rationalist Hamlet | Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Regular shows resume next week. Original Text Full Tragedy of Hamlet and the Philosopher’s Stone. Intro/Outro Music: Ghost Of Hamlet’s Father SFX: Cock Crow | 11/21/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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73 – Self Actualization, Part 8, The Sacred and the Mundane | Hidden Allies Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Pop, Flashback Impact, Flashback Fade, Neck Snap, Force Lightning | 11/14/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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72b – Self Actualization, Part 7, Plausible Deniability | Preparing for the next war Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Applause 1, Applause 2 | 11/7/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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72a – Self Actualization, Part 7, Plausible Deniability | Boss Fight Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 10/31/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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71 – Self Actualization, Part 6 | Looking for trouble Original Text SFX: Knocks | 10/24/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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70 – Self Actualization, Part 5 | Protesting the Headmaster Original Text SFX: Granite Dragging 1, 2, 3 | 10/17/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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69 – Self Actualization, Part 4 | The Society for the Promotion of Heroic Equality for Witches is born Original Text SFX: Phoenix Cry, Knocks | 10/10/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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68 – Self Actualization, Part 3 | Trapped in Harry’s shadow Original Text SFX: Knocks | 10/3/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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67 – Self Actualization, Part 2 | Chaos reigns in the upper reaches of Hogwarts Today is Petrov Day. Happy Petrov Day! Original Text SFX: Ding, Door Flung Open, Metal Clang, Lightsaber Ignition | 9/26/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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66 – Self Actualization, Part 1 | When in a hole, first stop digging. Original Text | 9/19/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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65 – Contagious Lies | Escape Routes Original Text | 9/12/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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64 – Omake: Lord of the Rationality | I’m at WorldCon over the Labor Day weekend, so there’s not really a new episode today. However I did record the first of the Alternative Parallels from Chapter 64. Regular episodes will resume next week. Original Text | 9/5/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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63c – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Aftermaths | Introspection Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 8/29/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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63b – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Aftermaths | Exercises in futility Original Text | 8/22/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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63a – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Aftermaths | Unforeseen consequences Original Text SFX: Caw?, Knife on Plate, Pencil on Paper | 8/15/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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62 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Final | Precautionary measures are taken Original Text SFX: Door Knock, Short Cry, Long Cry, Caw?, Caw!, Wing Flap 1, Wing Flap 2 | 8/8/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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61 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 11, Secrecy and Openness | The After Action Review Original Text SFX: Chimes, Door Smash, Egg Crack, Pencil on Paper | 8/1/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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60 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 10 | An Interview In Isolation Original Text Music: Non-Objective Portrait of Karma, by Circle Takes The Square | 7/25/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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59 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 9, Curiosity | Science – It’s a lot more difficult than waving a wand, but it works when wands fail, just like if a broom failed you could still try riding a rocket Original Text SFX: Pop | 7/18/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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57 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 7, Constrained Cognition | Staring down Death Original Text Ambiance: Damnation, from Quake | 6/27/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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56 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 6, Constrained Optimization | Fear the Reaper, but don’t let it consume you Original Text Music: Ghosts track 1, by Nine Inch Nails | 6/20/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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55 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 5 | The unforgiven Original Text SFX: Sigh Music: Ghosts track 2, by Nine Inch Nails | 6/13/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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54 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 4 | A fulfillment of Doom Original Text SFX: Egg Cracking, Sigh Ambiance: Underearth, from Quake | 6/6/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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52 & 53 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Parts 2 & 3 | Into the mouth of madness Original Text SFX: Pop, Thunder Storm, Metal Door Creak, Egg Cracking Ambiance: Quake Theme | 5/30/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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51 – The Stanford Prison Experiment, Part 1 | Preludes and preparations Original Text | 5/23/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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No New Episode – The Server Monk’s Prayer | The Server Monk’s Prayer, from Sean Kennedy’s “Tales of the Afternow”, read by Drake Walker. Did some quick googling after this was recorded and found: iTunes has been around since 2001. However podcasting did not become a thing until 2004. | 5/16/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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50 – Self Centeredness | You cannot simply say “Light”, you must discern what Light is Original Text | 5/9/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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49 – Prior Information | Elementary, my dear Potter Original Text SFX: Door Knocks | 5/2/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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48 – Utilitarian Priorities | Yes, The Lion King is a horror movie of relentless cannibalistic atrocity Original Text | 4/25/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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47b – Personhood Theory, part 2 | Breaking the cycle of vengeance. Maybe. Celebratory Trailer Original Text | 4/18/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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47a – Personhood Theory, part 1 | The poison in Slytherin House Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 4/11/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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46 – Humanism, Part 4 | Secrets, secrets, and more secrets Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Soda Can 1, Soda Can 2 | 4/4/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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45 – Humanism, Part 3 | EXPECTO PATRONUM This art cannot go unshared (spoiler for this chapter) Original Text Music: From Within, by Mark Petrie | 3/28/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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44 – Humanism, Part 2 | The Dementation of Harry Potter How do you pronounce “Accio”? Original Text SFX: Flash Back Music | 3/21/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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43 – Humanism, Part 1 | The Day The Dementor Came To Hogwarts Original Text | 3/14/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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41 & 42 – Frontal Override & Courage | Sometimes you need to become a villain to force redemption. Are you more concerned with results, or how others will remember you? Original Text SFX: Winter Wind, Streeeeeetch, Plop | 3/7/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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40 – Pretending To Be Wise, Part 2 | On afterlives, and the wizards who think they believe in them Original Text | 2/29/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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39 – Pretending To Be Wise, Part 1 | Speculation on motivations, both present and past Hugo Awards Info Original Text | 2/22/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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37 & 38 – Interlude: Crossing The Boundary & The Cardinal Sin | Encounters at Platform 9 3/4 Original Text | 2/15/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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36 – Status Differentials | Guess who’s coming to dinner? Original Text SFX: Door Bell, Door Slam | 2/8/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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35b – Coordination Problems, Part 3 | A new player reveals himself on the game board | 2/1/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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35a – Coordination Problems, Part 3 | E Pluribus Unum is one of the strongest spells of all | 1/25/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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34 – Coordination Problems, Part 2 | Wherein everything goes according to plan. Someone’s plan, anyway. Original Text | 1/18/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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33 – Coordination Problems, Part 1 | Descent into the Lair of Madness (32 was the Xmas Interlude chapter) Original Text SFX: Door Knocks | 1/11/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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31 – Working In Groups, Part 2 | Applying the Methods to real life Original Text SFX: Electric Discharge, Snap | 1/4/2012 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Xmas Interlude (32) – Personal Financial Management | You’re a mean one, Mister Grinch Original Text | 12/28/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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30 – Working In Groups, Part 1 | Three armies enter The Forest. One army leaves. Original Text SFX: Gong | 12/21/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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29b – Egocentric Bias, part 2 | Plots and Allies Original Text | 12/14/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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28b & 29a – Reductionism, part 2 & Egocentric Bias, part 1 | Reclaiming your life story after it’s been subsumed into Harry’s narrative Original Text | 12/7/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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28a – Reductionism, part 1 | The Map is not the Territory Stephen Colbert’s interview of Neil deGrasse Tyson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXh9RQCvxmg Original Text SFX: Crash | 11/30/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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No New Episode – Thanksgiving 2011 | The podcast is taking a week off for the Thanksgiving holiday. We will return to regular weekly episodes next week. Sphere of Stars | 11/23/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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27b – Empathy, part 2 | Hell is a place on earth Original Text | 11/16/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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27a – Empathy, part 1 | Visiting the sins of the fathers upon the sons Original Text | 11/9/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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26 – Noticing Confusion | It’s so cute when they think they’re people Original Text SFX: Sigh, Book Close, Suck, Pop, Door Knocks | 11/2/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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25 – Hold Off on Proposing Solutions | Friendship is magic… right? Original Text | 10/26/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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24 – Machiavellian Intelligence Hypothesis | His friends shall be his enemies, and his enemies shall be his friends Original Text | 10/19/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit23 – Belief in Belief | Be cautious when destroying everything that gives someone’s life a purpose Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 10/12/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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22b – The Scientific Method, part 2 | In the right story, one moment of True Curiosity can be as redemptive as one moment of True Love Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 10/5/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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21b & 22a – Rationalization, part 2 & The Scientific Method, part 1 | Stand back, Harry’s going to try Science! Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Head Thump | 9/28/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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21a – Rationalization, part 1 | The first meeting of the Bayesian Conspiracy Original Text | 9/21/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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20 – Bayes’s Theorem | Because if YOU were Lord Voldemort, YOU would have horcruxed the Pioneer plaque Original Text SFX: Desk Thump | 9/14/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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19b – Delayed Gratification, part 2 | Learning to lose Original Text | 9/7/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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19a – Delayed Gratification, part 1 | Quirrell reveals some of his past history Original Text | 8/31/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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18b – Dominance Hierarchies, part 2 | Potter vs Snape: Round 2. FIGHT!! (tagteam with Dumbledore!) Original Text | 8/24/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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18a – Dominance Hierarchies, part 1 | Potter vs Snape: Round 1. FIGHT! Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Snap | 8/17/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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17b – Locating the Hypothesis, part 2 | Called to Dumbledore’s office to receive is his father’s rock Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 8/10/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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17a – Locating the Hypothesis, part 1 | Because if YOU had a Time Turner, YOU’d use it to factor in polynomial time too Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Referee Whistle, Bone Crack, Snap | 8/3/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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16 – Lateral Thinking | Minions; lessons in violence; and the most dangerous student in the classroom Original Text SFX: Ding, Dong, Desk Thump | 7/27/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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15 – Conscientiousness | Charms and Transfiguration classes; Hermione challenges Harry to a competition. David Brin’s blog post in which the podcast gets a shout-out: http://davidbrin.blogspot.com/2011/07/transparency-wars-continue-some-untold. | 7/20/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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14 – The Unknown and the Unknowable | Quest loot! & seeing oneself from the outside can be illuminating Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, To A Louse | 7/13/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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No New Episode This Week | With apologies, the podcast is taking a week off for the Independence Day holiday. We will return to regular weekly episodes next week. | 7/6/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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13 – Asking The Wrong Questions | The Confrontation, The Apology, and The Game Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper, Snap | 6/29/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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12 – Impulse Control | Changing the distant past is easy if you get started early enough. Original Text SFX: Cocktail Party, Whispers 1, 2, 3, 4, Soda Can 1 + 2 | 6/22/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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10 – Self-Awareness, Part 2 | Harry is Sorted. Original Text | 6/15/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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9 – Self-Awareness, Part 1 | The Musical Episode Original Text | 6/7/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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8 – Positive Bias | The origin of the All-Powerful Snap. Also introducing Hermione and Neville. Original Text SFX: Soda Can, Snap, Feet Patter, Sliding Door, Pencil on Paper, Book Snap Shut | 6/1/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit7b – Reciprocation, part 2 | Harry explains Science. Original Text SFX: Soda Can 1, Soda Can 2 | 5/25/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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7a – Reciprocation, part 1 | Harry meets Ron, and discovers Lucius Malfoy’s one weakness. Original Text SFX: Tawny Owls | 5/18/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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6b – The Planning Fallacy, part 2 | Harry’s dark side is (briefly) revealed. Original Text SFX: Slap, Door Slam | 5/11/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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6a – The Planning Fallacy, part 1 | Harry prefers the term “World Optimization” Original Text SFX: Thunder | 5/4/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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4 & 5 – The Efficient Market Hypothesis & The Fundamental Attribution Error | Harry discovers he’s rich, and meets Draco Malfoy. Original Text SFX: Coin Pile, Shop Bell | 4/27/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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2 & 3 – Everything I Believe Is False & Comparing Reality to Its Alternatives | McGonagall overturns 3000 years of physics, and Harry learns about You-Know-Who. Original Text SFX: Woman Laughing, Man Laughing (me), Diagon Alley | 4/20/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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1 – A Day of Very Low Probabilty | Harry receives a letter from the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and sends a reply. Original Text SFX: Pencil on Paper | 4/11/2011 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
Lots of fun!
A great reading of the story. My only issue is technical: there is no volume modulation post-processing making it unacceptable to go to sleep to: sometimes the recording is quiet and sometimes the reader shouts, waking me up :( Please please PLEASE start using automatic gain control or something to even out the audio volume. It will have the added benefit of making these fun readings sound more professional :)
Amazing!
Thank you so much for doing this! You have such an amazing reading voice. I've loved reading the story online, but now I can take it with me. Keep on updating! I can't wait for the next chapter!!!
Very cool
This podcast is great. I probably wouldn't have ever read HPatMoR, but with the podcast I can still get the wonderful lessons wrapped in a fun setting.
(Full disclosure: Eneasz Brodski is a close personal friend of mine, and I am the voice contributor for Dumbldore.)
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