Here For The Insults Podcast
By Sean Deakins/Big Matt Fischer - HFTI Podcasting
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This is a podcast about anything from 2 regular nobodies! Please don't be offended!
||ExplicitEpisode – 26 – Moe Escaped!||Moe Escaped! Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! Tune in this week as we check out a brand new Taco Bell chip sold in the best corner market ever, 7-11! Next, we briefly taste some chicken that Sean grilled and tossed around the idea of||5/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode – 25 – Poo Poo All The Stories!||Poo Poo All The Stories! We’re back and this week we have Dave Shofer from “Dave and Joe’s Super Awesome Podcast Show” on as our guest. We discuss why the final episode of Dave’s show hasn’t aired yet and the future of the show.||5/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode – 24 – A lot of PC Culture||A lot of PC Culture Check out the show this week if you want to learn all about what you can and cannot do in the world we live in today. Also, Sean discusses someone at his kid’s school PTO and why that person is delusional. Matt, of course,||4/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode – 23 – Judge Deakins||Judge Deakins Listen up, folks! This week we open up with a bit of awkwardness as the guys settle up on some business. Furthermore, court is in session and Big Matt Fischer is on trial in Judge Deakins’ courtroom.||4/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #22 – Cool Down||Cool Down! Good Sunday, ladies and gents! The new episode is here and the guys took some time to cool down. After some hard hitting stories last week, we just took some time to relax and have a nice chat.||4/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEP21-Two Guilty White Guys||Two Guilty White Guys! Listen in this week to hear two guilty white guys discuss a whole bunch of guilty white guy stuff. The guys brought Daniel Tiberius back in for another episode to hear some interesting stories that they couldn’t get to last we||4/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.20 – Spielberg is just OLD!||Spielberg is just OLD! Thanks for tuning in on this wonderful Easter Sunday. The guys sat down for a chat with Daniel Tiberius, a special guest who makes the rounds on the music scene. Also, we dive into feminism, movies, music,||4/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode – SpielbergsWashedUp (April Fools)||Spielberg is just OLD! Thanks for tuning in on this wonderful Easter Sunday. The guys sat down for a chat with Daniel Tiberius, a special guest who makes the rounds on the music scene. Also, we dive into feminism, movies, music,||4/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp19 – Rough Start!||Rough Start and Hard Stop! The guys got together for some recording and simply had problems. There are hard starts and hard stops but this was neither. This was a rough start and a rough stop. From a bad technical start to a host getting up and walk||3/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18 – The Goat!||The Goat! The guys have their first guest to visit the HFTI Podcasting headquarters in a man named Goat. Not only a spectacularly witty and friendly gentleman, but one who can feel Sean’s pain when it comes to Matt and his lack of work ethic when it||3/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17 – Bloody nose!||Bloody Nose! Join in this week to find out why Big Time Matt got his face busted up and had a bloody nose. Was he talking trash? Was he doing something stupid? Neither of those would surprise Sean, but hear the story on this week’s episode. Al||3/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit16 – Interview w/Brother Dege||The Guys Go Big Time And Interview Brother Dege Welcome, friends! We have a special episode for you this week as we got to interview Brother Dege! The guys were fortunate enough to get Brother Dege on the phone to conduct a semi-professional,||3/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15 – GIF vs. JIF Peanut Butter||Listen up, folks! JIF or GIF. Sean finally admits to Matt being a bit of a pain and gets approval to just tell Matt to shut up when he needs to. Sean tells another terrible story since he sold it as something much more intriguing,||2/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14 – French Toast||Listen up! Here we go again. Find out just how much Matt hates a wonderful day out on the golf course. Also, Sean seems to have had a weird breakfast, but Matt didn’t find the story to be compelling. Give us a try and check us out on the great||2/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13 – Big Time Matt!||Check out the guys this week to find out where they have been since they clearly missed an episode! Also, we dive back into learning how to be a rock star with Matt and Sean has more terrible internet stories.||2/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12 – Oster-Toaster||Hey, we’re back again! Listen to the guys discuss absolutely jack s**t! We sat back today and listened to the episode. We tried to determine what our description would be and it is pretty tough. Sean couldn’t get the technology to work,||1/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11 – House Shoes||Sorry to all the listeners for missing a week but we are back. Matt had to take a little vacation and Sean didn’t care to adjust his schedule, or prepare for this episode! Check it out if you want to hear Sean’s technology troubles. Also,||1/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10 – Matt got boned!||We kick off the new year with a really s****y story from last year! Find out what happened to Matt that is just bottom of the barrel. We also discuss Matt’s upcoming schedule and Sean’s love affair with Sicario!||1/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9 – Happy New Year!||Happy New Year to all of our listeners who support us every week! We put together this special show and really stepped it up a notch. Even got it out earlier than usual. We briefly discuss the possibility of a “clean” show and realize it proba||12/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8 – Merry God Damn Christmas||Find out how Matt’s first real metal show went as he played front-man for the band ScissorFist. We find out more reasons why Sean is such a terrible person and how his Christmas feast is setup. We also reveal our successes with our new Amazon link||12/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7 – Kiss My Ass WORLD TOUR!||Somebody is agitated and someone just needed to vent. We gave that man time on this episode. Find out who and why and give it a listen! We also discuss some other nonsense. Give it a listen, and shop through our Amazon tab for your holiday needs||12/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6 – Thick, Black||There isn’t much to say here. Thick. Black! Find out why one of us almost vomits. Also, Australia just went down one notch!||12/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5 – Kindergartners Suck!||Sean is still sick and still complaining. Matt has some good insight into how Sean’s daughter can protect herself from evil kindergarten scum. A kid got banned from his daughter’s bus for a year and Bambi got slaughtered.||12/3/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4 – Uncomfortable||Happy Thanksgiving! This weeks episode finds the guys diving into some questionable content. Find out their thoughts on Net Neutrality and hear Matt get uncomfortable surrounding the last topic. It’s a hoot!||11/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3 – Hell Naw!||Find out why Sean is a nightmare for fast food workers. Matt reviews a trip to another heavy metal concert, this time it isn’t even in English but he has a translator. Sean got an ice skating rink!||11/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2 – Gwar,Brother Dege, and a Barbaric Tooth Extraction!||The guys get together to recap Matt’s trip to see Gwar and it isn’t because of Faygo. Sean discusses why dentistry is barbaric and how they came to have Brother Dege in their intro.||11/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1 – Matt joins SCISSORFIST!||The guys get together to talk about starting the podcast and Matt’s endeavor of joining a heavy metal band. Matt forgets their past and find out what its like to play a show at a Narcotics Anonymous barbecue!||10/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Great so far!
Excited for more episodes. Stop sniffing into the god damned mic.
Best podcast of 2017
Funny and entertaining but the sniff ratio is too. If the sniff count does not dramatically increase I might lose hope in the show. Otherwise sold 5/5.
Play more Blink 182 😀
I laugh the whole time! Can’t wait for more !