Here's An Idea!
By Cyanide & Happiness
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The creators and writers of Cyanide & Happiness have one hour to pitch, write and record a new, original script for an animated short, or face dire consequences.
||ExplicitEpisode 31: The Email Hole With Dave And Joel||The Podophiles are emailing the boys faster than the boys can ignore them! Mrs. Explosm demands they reach Inbox Zero before the hour is done. If this episode isn’t funny, it’s YOU’RE fault. If it’s great, it’s because we spun gold out of your terrible ideas.||11/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 30: Yummy Yummy, Gimme Money!||The Boys are back together [SPOILERS] and Kris is doing smells! They talk about adding F-words to Star Wars, the lying and scheming of Big Essential Oil, yard showering, bee sex and the health benefits of used milk. Pay the price of admission to see The Great Pyramid Scheme of Giza, it’s time to make that enchanted crystal money (baby)!||10/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit29 - The Darkest Art Is Pissing In Your Own Shoes||What’s the craziest thing your middle school principal ever dared you to do? Did he dare you to put a bee up your butt? US TOO! Samesies! The Explosm boys cover this buzzing topic and others such as: Snake church, the dangers of literacy, Mormon secrets and whether man evolved from the feet up or the head down. Do a spell on your own shoes and fill a tub with pee. It’s magic time!||10/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 28: The Miner and The Minor||There’s no way around it. No matter how many Bradley Cooper brand Smart Drugs™ he does, Dave has bean-brains. Soldiering on, The Boys talk about sneaking around your own house like a creep in the night, how everything they teach you in school is b******t and treasured TV personalities. Grab your pickaxe and your walkman, cuz we’re doin’ a flashback to the 80s, when men were prospectors and the age of consent was 10.||10/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 27: Yum Yum Yum, No No No||What happens if a doctor gets sick? NO ONE KNOWS! But The Boys are getting to the bottom of it. They’re also discussing horrible American accents (like Boston), the trials and tribulations of Elon Musk, AND they play everyone’s favorite game: What Do You Know About Sonic The Hedgehog? Grab your magic scarves and strand yourself on a desert island. It’s time to convince hungry strangers not to eat you!||10/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 26: Hopkins vs. Lizard T**s||The boys discuss how hard you’d have to work out to S your own D, while dealing with the fact that Joel has replaced himself with a soundboard that only speaks 9 phrases. Play chest-checkers and king your nipples, it’s Catholic Lizard Illuminati and talking frogs all the way down!||10/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 25: Impressica These Jessicas||The Boys spend some time figuring out what other pedophile-based inventions Elon Musk has crafted in his sinister workshop, how a baby might be customized in the womb via CRISPR and the economics of the Mushroom Kingdom. This episode is basically a college level education FOR FREE!||9/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 24: The Lost Episode||Take a trip back to when the boys were merely lads, and Mr. and Ms. Explosm weren’t even a glint in the boys’ eyes. Listen to the original, never-aired pilot episode for a podcast that might have been called Lap Reactions! Cuck Chat With The Beta Boys! Talkie Time With Dem Boys, Those American Boys: Talkin’ It Up, Farms, Firearms and Lucky Charms, Sausage Talk with The Explosm Talkie Boys, The Cuckabunch with The Explosm Boys! The Nipple Boys Podcast, The Nibblecast, The Nepal-cast, The Nibblercast, or The Catfish Nip Boys. Joel is one saying racist stuff this time, which is weird (because Joel’s not Rob).||9/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 23: The 10 Steps To Make A Baby||The boys rejoice as Rob returns from the (supposed) dead and tells the tale of his dark days as a pigeon whose dad is a bus. Dave lauds the heroic farting security guard, Joel follows up with our Canadian Podophiles re: The Dick Trolley Problem, and Kris pops out of his pants (and shirt, and shorts) while trying to seduce Ms. Explosm. Don’t let anyone piss on your shoe umbrellas! It’s time to learn how, where and why babies are made!||9/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22: The Helsinki Hospital Disaster||The boys are down one boy, but that isn’t stopping them from getting down in the jizzy dirt and answering the hard questions: Is Rob dead? Is Courtney Love a sea witch? Have Dave’s parents done it more than once? What would the middle set of g******s look like? Glue on your Keith Urban soul patch, rack up that Johnny Debt (baby) and toss yourself on the baby blood pile!||9/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21: Please Don’t Use Your Fingers In The G||Finally free of Mr. Explosm, the boys expect to have a half day/pizza day day talking about penises, and sex machines and trains. Instead, they talk about those things AND have to deal with a totally unexpected new foe?! Round up your bad boy gang, do some crimes and say some swears! It’s time for family togetherness!||8/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20: The Time Clam||Which Explosm Boy is the most racist? It’s Rob. Who is Henrietta Cumbangs? She’s a He-Man traffic cone. What’s the correct answer to the Five Guys Trolley Problem? WHO CARES?! Dave is back and he brings revelatory news about Mr. Explosm that will change the boys’ lives FOREVER!||8/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19: A Horse Costume With Two Horses In It||Where were you when the world realized Calvin & Hobbes was racist? Where were you when The Pinko Commie Horse Of Hate turned heal? Where were The Boys™ when Mr. Explosm failed to make an appearance and struck an uneasy terror in the hearts of all? Locked in their windowless writing room like always! When the cat’s away, the mice are too paranoid to play!||8/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: I'm So Mouth Horny For Peanutbutter||A power struggle erupts between the boys as Joel says "Knife to see you," and the rest of the boys say, "No more, Mr. Knife Guy!" Don your mid-to-late 90's trench coats, study your blade and think foxily as you prepare to make that Johnny Depp money, BABY!||8/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: Chef Boy R. Doom!||The boys make a soulless cash grab in an attempt to GET. DEM. SPONSORS! I’m talking mattresses, audiobooks, boxes of food that you have to cook before the next one shows up, and I’m DEFINITELY talking mattresses (again)! The boys also discuss how they would kiss each other, which horror tropes give them the spoops, and how to woo a lady with tricks. Settle in and chomp down on a big, hot, hard spaghet!||7/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 16: An Eternal Game of Racquetball||The boys witness their first miracle as Kris returns from the Kingdom of Heaven to toil on this Earthly plain and experience more Earthly pain. They also get to the bottom of why suicide isn’t used by more criminals to gain ghost powers a la 1995’s Casper. As you listen, ask yourself, “How would YOU cook and eat Chad Kroeger?”||7/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 015: Alright, Jesus Good Boys||The Boys argue about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, while Mr Explosm modifies his boy-shocking electrodes to give Rob special feelings in his bathing suit area. Listen carefully for this week’s secret phrases “A recursive dogshit food-loop,” and “I’m up to my ankles in your cum,” for a chance to win a special prize.||7/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 014: Wouldn’t That Be Weird?||The Boys are feeling at least 33% surly (and rising) as Mr. Explosm finds a shocking new way to punish them. Rob, Dave and Joel reminisce over a missing Kris, and eulogize their fallen friend in a retelling of their shared origin story at San Diego Comic-Con. Wouldn’t THAT be weird? Turns out, yes. It would.||7/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 013: Hello, Daddy. Don’t go away. We’re Santa’s||It’s an Explosm Boy Sleepover, and you’re invited… TO SAVE THEM FROM CERTAIN DEATH! Or at least from Mr. Explosm getting too chummy, and thinking he’s one of the gang. Hover precariously over your bidet, and assault your father with laddish hijinks as we salute those who fought gallantly in The Butthole Wars!||7/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 012: I'm Covered In Horse Blood!||Mr. Explosm sends the boys on a vacation, then insinuates himself into their bro-down. An attempt to turn the tables on Mr. Explosm goes EXTREMELY WELL, and we learn the timeless art of Belgian Grass-Fed Fish F*****g. Join the boys at an undisclosed location for cheeky Nando’s, and (most importantly) FRIENDSHIP!||6/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 011: I Call My Sword “The Uncircumcised Christ”||The boys offer Mr. Explosm their first fantasy epic. It has friendship, it has sacrifice, is has A-List celebrities like Ben Affleck, and Liam Neeson, it’s timeless, AND it’s vaguely familiar but, legally distinct from certain Hobbit-based film franchises. Unclench your cheeks, unsheath your sword, and embrace your destiny!||6/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 010: A Hamburger Is A Flat Circle||Mr. Explosm, despite already owning a popular comedy enterprise, finally discovers a love for comedy. Unfortunately this doesn’t supplant his love of torture. The boys have to grill up a tasty McScript before they get beaten in their bean baskets. The time for Real Talk™ is over. The time for McTalk™ is now!||6/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 009: British Scumyard Hero Queso Snails||Mr. Explosm takes the day off, but Death certainly doesn’t take a holiday. The danger is real, as the boys discover which ninja weapons are suitable for British eyes only. Rob, Dave, Kris, and Joel let their minds go into the gutter, and their bodies flow into the sewer in this week’s sordid tale of invertebrate violence.||6/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 008: Ectojism||Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson declined to appear on this podcast, so we did the next best thing, and worked him into this week’s script. If bustin’ makes you feel good, this episode will likely make you feel bad, or at least confused. Who will be the ghost with the most, when Rob, Kris, Dave and Joel try to please Mr. Explosm with a spooky-ooky s-s-s-s-SCRIPT?!||5/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 007: It's A Shitshow Cousin Tit||The pipes at Explosm are backed up, but the pipes in Rob are the opposite. While he sits one out, Kris, Dave and Joel s**t one out… a script that is. There’s a monster at the end of this podcast. Actually, there are two. AND there’s Mr. Explosm. That’s at least three monsters for the price of free! Please enjoy our shittiest episode, if you dare.||5/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 006: More Men Than She Needs||The Explosm Boys are tested like never before, as friendships and loyalties are called into question. Alliances are formed, and pacts are made that threaten to render asunder the very foundation of Explosm. It all comes to a head at a Wyoming truck stop, as things often do.||5/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 005: The Dick Is Always In The Way Of The Heart||Rob, Dave, Kris and Joel are UNDER PRESSURE (but not too much), as Mr. Explosm seems to have fallen prey to the lure of the Devil’s Weed on this four-est of four twenties. The boys wonder if Sir Adolf was a happy Hitler on his birthday, and how the voice of Mario got his start.||5/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 004 - What’s In The Birthday Box?||Dave, Kris and Joel are sans Rob and sans enough time to satisfy Mr. Explosm’s need for a funny script that doesn’t offend the dark overlords at Olive Garden. Boys become men, and men become old men lurking in the shadows of sex shops, doling out advice to boys.||4/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 003 - Unlimited Bread Slacks||Kris, Dave and Joel are aghast as Rob dares to bear his bare knees, and Real Talk is required to get to the bottom of the middle of his man-legs. Oxygen is scarce due to a suspicious fire, but the boys know where to find a little extra.||4/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 002 - Chicken Checkin||Rob, Kris and Joel try to pick up the pieces of their lives after the events of the previous episode. Dave is MIA, as Mr. Explosm raises the stakes on this week's writing deadline. The feather's fly as the boys scramble to meet his demands!||4/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 001 - A Porpoise with a Purpose||Kris, Rob, Dave, and Joel sit down for a relaxing writing session but things go completely to hell thanks to an unexpected guest.||4/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
Talk About Twists And Turns!
Every week I expect a regular podcasts with three or four writers bouncing ideas off each other, and each week I get carried through a soap-opera’s-worth of intrigue and surprises!
You’ll never know what to expect from each episode and you’ll be on the edge of your seat hoping Mr/Mrs. Explosm will be satisfied with their efforts, not execute a horrendous punishment upon the lovely Boys.
Long time listener, first time caller, I’d definitely recommend this podcast to anyone who enjoys deep concepts and witty banter.
Must listen weekly
Hands down one of the best comedies podcasts out there. If you love their shorts, you’ll love their pod! So funny, so original.
These guys are the masters of comedy!
I was trying to find a funny podcast for a long ride, bingo. When I caught up to every single one I tried to find something like Here’s an Idea, I couldn’t. This podcast definitely sets up a scene in less than a second. Good job boys!