By David Gutsche, Emily Dussault, Michael John
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and listening to the Hypotheticast made all the difference." - Robert Frost
||ExplicitEp.025 — Dry on the Top||The way all presents should be.||12/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.014 — Beefarino||We're playing a couple rounds of food-related Do, Dump, Date.||12/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.024 — Licking the Top of Mount Everest||The food-themed episode where we tackle the REAL taste mysteries of the world.||11/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.013 — A Weasel is a Friend for Life||Have you ever seen a wild dog?||11/22/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.023 — Blood for Blood for Fun||It's music-themed all the way down.||11/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.012 — The Things A Hand Can Do||You never know what they'll get up to.||11/8/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.022 — Judgy McJudy||Judge Joe Frown couldn't be here today, so McJudy's sitting in.||11/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.011 — The Spoopiest Mansion||Choose Your Own Terrifying Adventure.||10/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.021 — Tweak Your Doinks||Tall people have all the vertebrae.||10/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.010 — Hex and the City||I'm SUCH a Bloody Mary.||10/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.020 — Spooky Daddy||It's October! TIME FOR SCARES.||10/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.009 — Gotta Hear Those Grunts||Timothy Allen is the opposite of a national treasure.||9/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.019 — Hoarders Without Borders||Everybody gets a dating show.||9/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.008 — "Maybe Crocs Are Inevitable"||Some things just can't be killed.||9/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.018 — Sin and Tonic||We've got jokes.||9/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.007 — The Ballad of Christian J and His Large Off-Brand Soda Container||He's got a car, AND a job.||8/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.017 — Coward of the World||We have a new heir to the throne.||8/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.006 — Your Very Own Robot||IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.||8/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.016 — "I'm A Little Nervous About the Skin Flaps"||I mean, aren't we all?||8/9/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.005 — Do, Dump, Date||It's still sex-themed, friends. And Olivia's still here. You're welcome.||8/2/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.015 — What's a Butt?||It's a legitimate question, Debra.||7/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.004 — Would I Rather?||IT'S NOT LIKE IT USUALLY IS||7/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.014 — I Got My Dad's Blood||It's sort of a superpower.||7/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.003 — Choose Your Own Adventure||Starring one Surprisingly Feverish Haunted House and one lost, beloved dog.||7/5/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.013 — "Daves and Daves"||We get weird, then real, then WEIRD.||6/28/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMicrotheticast.002 — Microthetikids||They're GENIUSES.||6/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.012 — The Luxurious Wedded Life of Gilbert the Grape||What's EATING him, though?||6/14/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMicrotheticast.001 — Welcome to My Feminist Vagina Cave||We're all wearing fur-lined tank tops.||6/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.011 — The Day That Billy Big Came to Town||He made everything right.||5/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.010 — A Mutual Exchange of Shoves||There's a really good Seth Rogen impression in this one.||5/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.009 — "Confronting Your Gnome Self"||Science HAS finally gone too far.||5/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.008 — Hope Jane Necropants||Featuring our first vibrant, bold, surprisingly unfazed guest.||5/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.007 — Nightdancer||Dancing like a superstar.||5/3/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.006 — I Know You, Mr. Hansen||I see you back there.||4/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.005 — Ashton Kutcher in a Mom Costume||Welcome to everybody's favorite thing.||4/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.004 — Warm and Linty||Like doing laundry on a nasty summer day.||4/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.003 — Do You Want Ghosts?||Well, do you?||4/5/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.002 — For Larger, Older Boys Only||Very rough.||3/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPreview.002.1 — RACCOON TEASER||You remember that video.||3/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.001 — Beyonce is Watching You||Guess what? It's our inaugural episode! Yikes. This solid gold chunk of audio has some real juicy bits for you, attractive listener. Things like spiders with human hands, babies, muffins, cancer-curing cheeseburgers, Paul McCartney's (probably)...||3/14/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp.000 — THE ULTIMATE SNEAK PEEK||A chip off the giant boulder of 24 karat comedy podcast gold that we have created.||3/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Full disclosure: I'm friends with one of the hosts.
BUT. When I listened I was like "man. I would listen even if I didn't know one of the hosts. This is GOOD".
So you should probably listen too.
Good for weekly chuckles you need for your health
The regular segments make life predictable in a good way. The hosts' imaginings make it UNpredictable in a good way.
Wouldn't you rather?
In today's politics focused media, this podcast is a great example of how we can still have fun and be goofy. With regular segments and ridiculous questions, you never know what you're going to get. Also, they actually take your questions and answer your "would you rather's" and other hypothetical questions.