Time For The Show
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TIME FOR THE SHOW was originally invented in 1648 by the Ottoman Empire for use as a rudimentary birth control device. Forgotten to the centuries and rumored to have been destroyed, TIME FOR THE SHOW was rediscovered intact in 2017 when Doktor Faux, Fidd Chewley, and Reverand peas sat down for Kwanzaa breakfast and found it in a box of Lieutenant Crunch cereal. Having found themselves in the position of being the only ones able to transmit the lost knowledge of TIME FOR THE SHOW to the masses, Fidd, Faux, and peas embarked on a weekly radio campaign to depropagate the status quo and reinstate a fundamental truth of reality that could only be delivered through bad radio. Spread your earholes open and bite down on a wooden spoon — it’s TIME FOR THE SHOW!
||ExplicitTime For The Show 123: We R Radio Professionalizationists||We R Radio Professionalizationists||6/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show 122: Anterohistorical Revisionist Futurism||Anterohistorical Revisionist Futurism||6/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show 121: One Thousand People Named “Gregory”||Who would win: one steroider, or one crackboi?? This question has plagued self-appointed dipshits since times pseudo-memorial, measured on the scale of DOZENS OF HOURS AGO, but this week's pennjillette, HMFIC Doc Ellis,||5/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show 120: When Good Vegetables Go BAD||Peas had a tummy ache in his tooth, so his overstudy, Dr K'taden Legume, joins the show to play his part and tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a cyanide pill. Fidd blind-eyes instant oatmeal for not being instant.||5/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show 119: Scammers, Flim-Flammers, and God-Damners||"He who s***s before he showers yet still wipes his ass is a fool." -- Book of Fidd, 2:73 For the THIRD week in a row, TIME FOR THE SHOW is rated the number one Canadian internet radio show in southeast Asian sweatshops! Jackie Robinson,||5/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show: 118 Sun-dried Backfat and YOU||"You're gonna have to carry this one, peas!" Holy jumpin' jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth custome.||5/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show: 117 Benefits of a Rifled Urethra||This week's pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd's spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can't seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA.||4/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show: 116 Don’t Tread on His Peas-ness||This week's pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family's cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley's weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs .||4/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show: 115 Mating Ritual of the Domestic Tooth||The sound sucked on the last show suck'd, so here's a bunch of pre-recorded stuff edited together into some kind of show-like conflagration! In this, the most un-lost-est of episodes, our pennjillette is Reverend Caller 23,||4/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show: 114 A Pedophile in Nazi’s Clothing||This week's pennjillette is Cat Feather. Fidd can't correctly tune his duduk, so he purposefuly sneezes on Faux's ant farm in frustration. peas [sic] attempts to do good radio; he is immediately corrected and punished by Faux and Fidd. Co-solipsists,||4/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show: 112 We Wuz Stangz||Time For The Show: 112 We Wuz Stangz||3/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTime For The Show: 111 Time For the Catchup||Episode 111 Time For the Catchup||3/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|