Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
By Lisa Schmeiser
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Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels say terrible things about movies they haven’t seen and ruin everything for everybody.
||Clean32: Phil And Lisa Ruin Star Wars||"The Last Jedi"||12/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean31: Phil And Lisa Ruin Extended Hiatuses||A Wrinkle In Time, Coco, and many more||11/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean30: Phil and Lisa Ruin Replicants||"Blade Runner 2049"||7/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean29: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Third Reich||"Black Panther", "Flatliners", "Only Living Boy in New York"||6/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean28: Phil and Lisa Ruin Summer||Wonder Woman and more summer movies||6/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean27: Phil and Lisa Ruin Charlie Hunnam||King Arthur, Lost City of Z||3/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean26: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Super Bowl||Super Bowl movie trailers||2/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean25: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Oscar Nominations||Dunkirk, Trainspotting 2, Logan||1/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean24: Phil and Lisa Ruin Moana||Moana, Cars 3, Beauty and the Beast, and more.||11/28/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean23: Phil & Lisa Ruin Comic-Con||Comic book movies||7/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean22: Donald Duck Learned His Trade in the Navy||The Shallows, and more||7/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean21: Phil and Lisa Ruin Your Childhood||Pete's Dragon!||6/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean20: Phil and Lisa Ruin Sports Movies||Pledge break time!||6/5/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit19: Phil & Lisa Ruin the Patriarchy||Bad Moms, Ben-Hur, Now You See Me 2, Money Monster||5/5/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean18: The Movies Ruin Phil and Lisa||Burnt, Angry Birds, Keanu, Civil War||3/13/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean17: Phil and Lisa Ruin Pratfalls||Ghostbusters, The Boss, The Nice Guys, Spotlight and Burnt||3/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean16: Snake Lady||The Jungle Book, Gods of Egypt||2/15/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean15: Phil and Lisa Ruin Superheroes||Superhero movies||12/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean14: Team Whale||"The Martian" and more||10/10/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean13: Ridley Squat||The Finest Hours, Everest, The Martian, Kevin Costner's career||9/11/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean12: Arguing for Epigenetic Inheritance||Jem, Ant-Man, and the Holograms||8/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean11: Phil and Lisa Hate America||Fireworks!||7/5/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean10: Cereal Sommelier||Magic Mike XXL||6/29/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean9: Phil Ruins the Age of Ultron||Avengers 2||6/7/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean8: Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb||Batman movies.||3/22/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean7: Phil and Lisa Ruin the 2015 Oscars||The 2015 Oscars||2/17/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean6: Oprah Wrestles an Ocelot||"Into the Woods"||12/19/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean5: Hallmark Holiday||Hallmark Christmas movies.||12/16/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean4: The Safety Word is Garlic||"50 Shades of Gray" and "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"||11/28/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean3: Macking on the Triceratops||"Jurassic World"||11/25/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean2: Sir, It's Burlesque||"Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For" and "Lucy"||8/29/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean1: Purge Insurance||Phil and Lisa ruin "The Purge"||7/17/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
Listen to the dynamic duo of Philip Michaels (@PhilipMichaels and @DDEvoice) and Lisa Schmeiser (@lschmeiser) heckle movies they have no intention of ever watching (and neither should you)! The funniest married couple on twitter brings their hilarious banter straight to your ears. Just one episode and you’ll wish you were a fly on the wall of the Schmeiser/Michaels (Schmeichaels?) household.
Their version is better than the movies deserve
Phil and Lisa riff on movies they haven't seen. Their riffs make more sense than the actual movies, saving everyone time and money, so you don't have to mess with tickets/netflix/pirate bay shenanigans. They are so funny!
Yes finally! I have two other people that love to breakdown movies with self delusion'd details as much as I do. We are kindred spirits. Please keep them coming.