In Case of Emergency
By ICoE Industries
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||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 39: Trapped in Australia! (Part 2)||The wait is over citizens! We now present part 2 of our Australia 2-parter! If you haven't listened to part 1, go do so you silly wombat!||10/23/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 38: Trapped in Australia! (Part 1)||Do yo come from a land down under? If so, you probably shouldn't listen to this one! We'll teach you everything you need to know about surviving the Outback! We also talk a LOT about Paul Hogan and roofies... Make sure to stay tuned for part 2!||9/24/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 37: Post Apocalyptic Wasteland!||Whether you're a Master Blaster or just an Apprentice Blaster, this episode is your only hope for surviving the wasteland! Waterworld or Thunder Dome, we'll guide you through. Join our caravan, won't you?||9/7/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 36: Psycho Killers!||It was a night like this, 10 years ago this very day! There were three podcasters trapped in the woods! Then they got really bored! And went home! But, had there been a slasher on the loose, they would have survived! And if you listen to this episode,...||8/22/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 35: Volcanoes!||Well, it seems we've angered the island gods yet again! The magma is a-bubblin' and a-boilin' and we've worn out our copy of Joe Versus the Volcano! So get under our obsidian umbrella and grab yourself a mai tai! We're riding this wave of lava...||8/15/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 34: Attacked by Pirates!||Yo ho ho and a cast of pod! On this week's episode, what to do when you're beset by a pirate scourge! Also, really bad pirate jokes!||8/7/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 33: Trapped in a Chocolate Factory!||Oompah loompah doopity- do, We've go another podcast for you. Oompah loompah doopity-dee, It's trapped in a Chocolate Factory on ICoE!||7/31/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 32: The Tooth Fairy||We're back citizens, and we're bringing you the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. So sit right down and take a bite out of terror!||7/24/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 31: Magic Powers||It's part 2 of our real ultimate power thing. It what way is this a two parter? Well, smart guy, we recorded them at the same time! So there. Now, listen and enjoy!||7/2/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 30: Super Powers!||Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a podcast about having super powers and how to deal with them! From origins to the worst super roommates, we cover it all! Tell all your super friends!||6/25/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 29: Demon Children||Kids are evil. End of story. But some are... eviler than others. Join us this week as we guide you through your harrowing encounter with: DEMON CHILDREN! Also, Travis realizes he's the devil.||6/18/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 28: Portal Fantasy Pt. 2||Somewhere over the rabbit hole, just through the second warddrobe on the right and straight on til morning there is a magical land somewhere under Cincinnati, OH. Some call it a bunker, some call it a dream. Listen as Professor Dubin's...||6/11/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 27: Portal Fantasy Pt. 1||Somewhere over the rabbit hole, just through the second warddrobe on the right and straight on til morning there is a magical land somewhere under Cincinnati, OH. Some call it a bunker, some call it a dream. Listen as Professor Dubin's...||6/4/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 26: Alien Abduction||I got a dirty mind I got filthy ways I’m tryin’ to bathe my ape In your milky way I’m a legend I’m irreverent I’ll be reverend -Kanye As true today as it was in his, this week we're dealing with alien abduction! ...||5/28/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep 25: Merpeople||Look at this podcast, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think that our podcasts complete? Wouldn't you think we're the hosts, the hosts of our podcast! On this weeks episode, we deal with those mysterious denizens of the deep, Mermaids! Also, Mermen. All...||5/21/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 24: Animal Uprising!||What's more fun than a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of super intelligent, pissed off monkeys! And by "more fun", we mean "more terrifying". On this week's episode, we deal with the horrifying possibilty that one day the world will be taken over by...||5/14/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 23: Amnesia||This show is ...uhhh. And it's about stuff and things... and we make some jokes, I think... I think there's a point where we... It's all a blur! (This show is about amnesia! We talk about Clean Slate AND Memento! You're welcome!)||4/29/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 22: Leprechauns||Faith and begorah! On this week's episode we cover all the Leprechaun basics: wishes, pots o' gold and really terrible horror movies. So don't miss a minute or you could have your wish turned against you! You could have a pot o' gold in your vagina!...||4/23/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 21: Shrunk!||Join us on a fantastic voyage through the terrifying world of miniaturization! Whether you're riding on a cat or a beetle, injected into a penis or a butthole, you're in for a treat! And by treat, I mean "really disturbing". Shrinkies gonna shrink, y'all.||4/16/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 20: Vampires||Ah the children of the night, what beautiful music they make. It's sort of a cross between John Tesh and Black Sabbath, with just a touch of The Baja Men. On this week's episode, we teach you the proper way to put a vampire's head behind their...||4/9/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 19: Titanic||Every night, in our dreams, we see you/we FEEL you. That is how we know you go on listening to In Case of Emergency! We're dealing with all the important Billy Zane related issues. And trust me, after this week's episode, you'll have Billy Zane...||4/2/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 18: The Rapture||[Description has ascended to the holy plane.]||3/26/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 17: Boogeyman||Time to take back the night, citizens, as this week the ICoE team investigates the monster under the bed (and encourages the one in the closet to be comfortable with who he is). Learn why you should never offer Agent McElroy a croissant, Professor...||3/18/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 16: Killer Shark||Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger podcast. Batten the hatches and hide the skinny-dipping co-eds, cause it’s Shark Week at ICoE. Learn to differentiate true killer sharks from mere hipster wannabees, get the DIY downlow on...||3/12/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 15: Hunted for Sport||Urban versus jungle? Alliance versus going solo? What kind of chips are best for signals? Earhorns? We cover all the important questions! Whether you're faced with a crazy hunter or forced to participate in societtally accepted...||3/5/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 14: Trapped in Time, 40 Years in the Past||It’s a blast to the past as this week the ICoE team talks you through the treacheries of Time Travel. Special Agent McElroy gives you the top-to-toe of temporal paradoxes, Dr. McGee opines about Australia’s racist past, and Professor Dubin...||2/27/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 13: Witches||Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and this week's ICoE deals with witches! Wait... that doesn't rhyme. Still, listen to the episode and then tell your friends. Then poke a mole and hug witch!||2/20/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 12: Meteors/Asteroids||Don't want to miss a thing? Neither do we! Join us as we cover everything you'd ever need to know to prepare for inevitable destruction by asteroids! Not the most humorous I guess, but we do say the phrase "Anderson Pooper", so that's pretty funny!||2/13/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 11: Dinosaurs!||We're broadcasting from an undisclosed island off the coast of Costa Rica. I'm going to be honest with you, we have not stopped holding on to our butts since we got here! Now, go listen to the episode you clever girl, you!||2/6/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 10: Psycho-Hillbillies||Well, we've made it to the double digits. To celebrate, we're stranding ourselves in the hills and struggling to survive. Covered topics include: Seabillies, setting forest fires in self defense, raccoon cars, hillbilly plumbing, and hillibies...||1/30/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 9: Body Swap||We hope you can see things from our point of view because you're about to be trapped in our bodies! Or your friends bodies. Possibly even the school bully's body. So before that occurs, be sure to listen to out episode on...||1/23/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 8: Werewolves||On this episode, Travis discovers his strong sympathies toward the lycanthropes, Doctor McGee discusses the effects of nail polish on a werewolf, and Professor Dubin reveals his fear of were-bears.||1/16/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 7: When Toys Attack||From Barbie to Furby, it is a stone cold fact that your toys are waiting to rise up and attack. Sure they look cute and cuddly, until they are cuddling the life out of you! Join us this week to prepare yourself for the inevitable plastic revolution!||1/10/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 6: Holiday Spectacular Pt. 2||--||12/26/11||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 5: Holiday Spectacular Part 1||In the first half of this two part spectacular, we cover a myriad of harrowing holiday happenstance at a rapid fire pace! From airborn reindeer attack to cornered under the mistletoe, ICOE is here to prepare you for every yuletide danger imaginable!||12/19/11||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 4: Stranded on a Desert Island||Just sit right back and you'll hear a podcast... and in said podcast we'll tell you all about how to survive being stranded on a desert island. Covered topics include: coconut bikinis, signal fires, orgy boats, Dirk Smoothhammer, Jack vs....||12/5/11||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 3: Haunted House||On this week's episode, we tackle many difficult issues. From seducing ghosts to ethereal bathroom ettiquette, we cover all the Haunted House basics that everyone else is to afraid to touch! If you want to make it through the night with...||11/28/11||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 2: Robolution||This week we're dealing with a terrifying future in which the computers rise up to enslave their creators! And yes, we realize the irony of publishing this on a computer. We tried wax cylinders, but we just couldn't get enough for everyone.||11/24/11||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitIn Case of Emergency Ep. 1: Zombies||Dim the lights and board up your windows! On the first episode of In Case of Emergency, we're dealing with the immediate response to the inevitable zombie outbreak. Stock up on supplies and huddle with your loved ones as hosts Travis McElroy,...||11/15/11||Free||View In iTunes|
awesome show, very funny but also helpful. wish they would come back!!
Everything you never knew you needed to know.
ICoE covers everything in their first episode from where to stock up on zombie survival supplies to a universal dance move to identify yourself to other non zombies. I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it.
How To Deal With a Werewolf [SPOILERS I guess]
1) Recognition: Look for chafed palms and people named Lou Pine (or Fangs McGee).
2) First Response: Watch out for angry boners and bear-wolves, and carry pepper spray.
3) Survival: Smack them in the head with a knife, hit them with a truck, have some Creed handy, or get them real drunk.
4) Improvement: Go see Guys and Dolls and watch for people to change in the middle of Luck Be a Lady, and watch out for people that say they gotta go Jackman in the hall.
5) End Game: Drink a hoist and go visit Werewolf Ugly.
So why aren't you listening yet?