I've Only Been Wrong Twice
By Danny Palmer & Elizabeth Martin
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A weekly advice podcast from Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. Every Tuesday we choose a few real questions from our listeners, we give them fake names, and we answer their questions as best we can. You can email us your questions at firstname.lastname@example.org.
||ExplicitEpisode 29: Siblings (with Elizabeth’s brother Matt)||Elizabeth’s brother Matt is on the podcast! In this episode the two of them argue about Easter egg hunting and time zones, we talk about childhood stories, and we give some advice on filming sex and meeting your partner's parents.||2/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 28: Valentine’s Day||Happy Valentine’s Day! In this episode we talk about Danny’s sleepwalking and discuss polyamory, sharing your nudes, and losing your butt plug.||2/14/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 27: Sleepover (Part 2)||Part 2 of our super special sleepover! In this episode we get scared out of our minds from a special guest, and talk about getting a number from someone you don’t like, being better at sexting, and dealing with an ex’s nudes.||2/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 26: Sleepover (Part 1)||Grab your pajamas and Oreos and join us for a sleepover! In this episode we play Never Have I Ever and talk about asking for oral sex, finding the person you made out with at a party, and what to do for your first Valentine’s Day.||1/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 25: Avocado||In this episode we talk about your boyfriend having the hots for your sister, being asexual, and dating someone who may be a little dumb.||1/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 24: Phone Calls (with Chris Franklin)||Chris Franklin (of LostNPortland) is back on the show! In this episode we talk about saying “I love you” too soon, asking a friend to practice sex, and how much hooking up is too much hooking up.||1/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 23: Coy Vagina||We’re back in 2017! In this episode Elizabeth talks about UFOs, and we talk about being bad at friends with benefits, healthy flirting, and selling stuff online.||1/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitA Week Off||We’re taking a week off so Elizabeth can sleep and Danny can sober up. Take a look in our feed for our Best of 2016 episode, or even better, go back and find an episode you haven’t listened to before. We have a ton coming up for you all in 2017, and.||1/3/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22: Best of 2016||Let’s end the dumpster fire that was 2016 on a better note: the best of I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice from 2016. For this episode each of us picked some our favorite questions that we got this year from our listeners. Enjoy! Questions from: #1: Episode||12/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21: Dawson’s Creek||In this episode Danny’s pants won’t stay on, and we talk about dating someone with a hearing aid, using remote vibrators, and scheduling a threesome.||12/20/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20: Suck Up||On our 20th episode we talk about someone rejecting your nude pics, when everyone hates you at work, and how to tell if you’re a good kisser.||12/13/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19: Catholic (with Marco Melendez)||Friend of the show Marco Melendez joins us to talk about learning to date casually, getting a VERY sudden live-in girlfriend, and going 2 years without having sex.||12/5/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: Grammar||In this episode we try new dating apps and talk about masturbating while thinking of an ex, dating co-workers, and when your employees ignore you.||11/29/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: Gwen||In this episode Danny’s cat Gwendolyn terrorizes Elizabeth, we figure out new sex positions, and we talk about going from super rich to super broke while in college.||11/22/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: Detox||In this episode Danny gets sexually harassed, Siri talks back to us, and we talk about if someone has feelings for you or not.||11/15/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Election (Live in Portland!)||A special election episode, recorded live in Portland! In this episode we talk about having sex with someone wearing Trump underwear, dealing with a racist grandma, and masturbating in public.||11/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: Handshake Sex||In this episode Elizabeth returns from Europe, and we talk about dating a Trump supporter, dating multiple people at the same time, and what to do when you’re still a virgin at 30. Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland,...||11/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: Tiki||In this episode we talk about dropping out of college to open a bar, making a twosome out of a threesome, and what to do when your friend’s place is disgusting. Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd. You...||10/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: Foam Party||In this episode we talk about dealing with your partner’s kinks, being both gay and straight at the same time, and what to do for a good senior prank. There are still tickets available for our live, election-edition show in Portland, Oregon on Nov....||10/18/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBONUS: Chris Franklin on Portland||Back on a Thursday! Chris Franklin, who joined us for our last episode, talks about Portland, living in a city, loving the outdoors, and everything in between. Here’s a small deleted clip from this week’s episode. Don’t forget, we have a live,...||10/13/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: Neighbor Sex (with Chris Franklin)||Chris Franklin of lostNportland joins us to talk about breaking up before a big trip, what to do when your roommate parties too hard, and if you should have sex with your neighbor. ALSO! We’re performing our very first live show right here in...||10/11/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: Cargo Shorts||Our 10th episode! This time around we talk about dealing with the downsides of technology, what to do when you’re drunk on a date, and the return of the robot.||10/4/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: Spirit Animals (with Katie Costa)||Artist, writer, and friend Katie Costa joins us (as our first guest ever!) to talk about tarot readings, what to do when your partner critiques your outfits, and having a crush on everyone.||9/26/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: Girls Night||This episode is all for the ladies. We talk about the best sex you shouldn’t have had, going to Burning Man with a significant other, and owning a mean pet when you move in with someone else.||9/20/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: Church Trip||In this episode we talk about communicating with ex-partners, meeting people when you hate online dating, and what to do when your roommate masturbates too much.||9/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: Alcoholic Popsicles||In this episode we talk about what to do when you’re bored and horny, butt dialing a significant other, and when it’s too soon to send a dick pic. All while enjoying some alcoholic popsicles.||9/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Robot (Part 2)||Back on a Thursday! In part 2 of this episode, we continue talking to our robot friend about how to have a good text game, how you can tell if you have actual feelings for someone (See? He’s a robot), and we give out our favorite first date ideas.||9/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Robot (Part 1)||In this special, 2-part episode we get a series of questions from someone we think might be a robot. We talk about how to know if someone is into you, what’s expected out of a first date, and how long you should talk online before meeting in person.||8/30/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: Choo Choo||In this episode we talk about how to tell if your girlfriend is sleeping with your dad, dropping out of school for a business idea, and how we both think we’re going to die.||8/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: Foursome||In this episode we talk about having a sexy, horrible roommate, picking your nose in front of your partner, and the worst foursome in the world.||8/16/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2: Hot Asian||Bonus episode! Thank you all so much for your support. Enjoy this special “thank you” episode. In this one we talk about traveling overseas while you have a significant other, hot asians, and if you can tell if someone is good in bed just by looking..||8/11/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1: Testicles||I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice is a weekly advice podcast hosted by Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. In our first episode ever, we talk about hooking up when you have an unusual amount of testicles, how to date your favorite bartender, and what exactly...||8/9/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
Listening to this podcast is like listening to two friends sitting around the table, discussing the crazy world of love and dating! Danny and Elizabeth have incredible chemisty and they are so unselfish in thier sharing of personal experiences. I came for the advice and I stayed for the humor. I am glad to have this podcast on my radar!
Love listening to these two talk about life, love, and all the crazy that comes with it!
Too legit to quit
Relatable stories and hilarious commentary.