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Welcome to J-Train, the improvisational ramblings of the human mind. Hosted by Jake Dewar and featuring a special guest, this show embraces the weird and takes you on a journey no one understands but will find meaning to it if they’re lucky.
||ExplicitEpisode 20: Noonday – feat. Robbie Ellis||High tide in the low ride. Margaret’s handwriting. Jake’s stomach. It’s an actual nightmare. Kitchen troubles. It’s always option B.||8/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19: Wreaths – feat. Karen (Cari Maher & Erin Sullivan)||Fabergé everything. Does the Devil lie? Mommy is Santa. Feeling the feelings. Thought tollbooths and pickup lines. It’s an okay album.||7/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: Porcine – feat. Arne Parrott||We’re slaughtering donkeys. Burnt ends. I can’t find any reason to fall asleep. Pillows and misogyny. Because that’s capitalism. Television face.||7/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: Gradation – feat. RC Theriault||Vampire chickens and Zebra cakes. Weird ways to die. Stop smoking. Randy Newman heist. Yoga and shame.||7/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: Munitions – feat. Ross Childs||I’m never gonna be fine again. Put in the hours and sniff the flowers. It’s a hit! You sound like a kazoo. Man, what does it mean?||6/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Jewish Elders – feat. Alex Philoon, Ethan Salier-Hellendag & Tony Thomas||David interviews Ethel, Burt and Murray. Don’t get the mics wet. Secret archaeologists and pornographic wood carvings. Have a brownie.||6/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: Pistols – feat. Wyn Evans||I’m alive. Sonic boom, Sonic Youth. There’s no such thing as a mistake. Enjoy your flight. Easy, Chewie.||11/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: Quinoa - feat. Lindsay Williams||Have a little power. I wore red. Mario died. There’s so many cows. Wagner was racist. Taxis. Pay attention. Don’t shoot the alien.||11/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: Toucans feat. Meghan Powell||It’s windy on 5th Avenue. I love this album. Bawk-baw-cauk. We’re both reflections. Get your tickets and take your cough drops. I don’t regret anything. Typical Antarctica. Pinecones.||10/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: Weirdos – feat. Blake Mikol||Halloween is kerproaching. Jerry and Jerry. Ducks in the throat. Looney Toon trouble. Triple Amen. Fireballs and cold plates. I’m on the lamb. It’s a game to remember.||10/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: Renew – feat. Sara Cardon||Con-science. Noob merch. The fish matrix. Horses love irony and rats dig Buddha. Todd sounds sexy. Hey girl.||10/2/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: Installment – feat. Daddy Warbuck (Brendan Buckley)||Wall mounting has a double meaning. Bathroom troubles and experimental cats. Join the church of Tito. Boy bands are awkward. Trading is risky and Jesus is a product.||5/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: Periscopes – feat. Stosh Mileski||Mermaid music. Wake up! Have a drink. People are fake. Drugs and llamas. Fangirls don’t act their age. News is sad. Bob is everyone. Squirrels are thieves.||4/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: Gravity – feat. Charley Arksey||Mountains are high. Please interrupt. Bottom nethers. Corn is half off. Beware toaster strudels. Cars go fast. Hope don’t float. Dogs transform. Enjoy the rocket ride. Bombs and Triscuits.||4/9/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6 - Ransom – feat. Jenna Blackstock||Scooters are bikes. Weather is a metaphor. Hi. Kids should read. Trees may exist. Slugs need holders. Crotch shots can be tasteful. Making funny noises helps.||3/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5 - Greedy People – feat. Chore Boy (Dan Rahrig)||Butter it up. Relax. Jake’s hair is a nest. Monkeys eat bananas. We got Alzheimer’s. Dan forgot to start. We drop everything. Circuses are weird.||3/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4 - Good Aim – feat. Ryan Riverside||We’re living in the Matrix. Dancing is life. Sand is infected. Bulls need their eyes. Demons are taking over. People can be T-rexes. We like women and poodles. Aliens founded Europe.||2/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3 - Musical Blabbermouths – feat. Jake Dewar||We might be happy. What’s wrong with Betty Grable? Don’t do things you shouldn’t. Made up words. Outdated election references. I’m far away. Life choices are yours to make.||2/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2 - Fortune Tellers - Feat. Ashley Stevenson||The news is new. Volleyballs hit people’s heads. We can hear our thoughts. The radio is known for sex. Sometimes you lose. Cheeses and Creamsicles. Gloves cover hands. Cats or dogs?||2/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1 - Drag & Resistance||People have multiple people inside of them. Voles talk badly. Sports are games that people play competitively. Franklin plays music. Demons are bad at dating. Men of tin are tinny.||2/8/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
My life is new again
Never thought there would come a day in which I listen to someone else who speaks exactly as I do when insanity take over. Yes!