By KCRW, Rob Long
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A wry take on real life in Hollywood.
||CleanI Don’t See It||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about my most recent act of bad business judgment.||11/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanManifesto, Part 3||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I tell the story of the older actress who wouldn’t play a grandmother, because she didn’t think the audience saw her as the grandmother type. She was eighty. And in real life, a great grandmother.||10/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanManifesto, Part 2||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about that thing where when you go someplace foreign and you buy something you think you’re going to wear back home, but, you’re never going to wear it back home.||10/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanChild’s Pose||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I struggle to wedge myself into child’s pose during yoga, while the woman next to me ignores the teacher entirely and just stretches out. It’s a lightbulb moment for me.||10/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanManifesto, Part 1||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot, the first episode of my manifesto on how to get better television. It starts a little slow, like a lot of shows on premium cable and streaming services, but stick with it.||10/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanUgly laughing||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I tell the story of the young comedy writer who has dinner with the older comedy writer, and the young comedy writer has the temerity to say something funny. Bad move.||10/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanSit in the chair||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about the time I was in Gori, Georgia and I sat in Stalin’s old reading chair and it was pretty weird, and then I twist that into an analogy about the entertainment business, as I usually do.||9/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanYou’ve heard of me?||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I tell the story of two actors up for the same part who interpreted the character very differently, and what happened after that. Spoiler alert: they both got the job. Which almost never happens.||9/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanNew rule||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I use a very grim battlefield metaphor to describe the new Best Popular Movie Oscar award, coming in 2019. It’s a little dark, but then so is the entertainment business.||9/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanVariety||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about Crazy Rich Asians and Black Panther and the reason the oldest trade paper in Hollywood is called Variety, because Variety is good, the more of it the better.||9/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMastodon||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about the rule of skinny dipping — you don’t want to be the first one to strip down and jump in the pool. You want to be fourth or fifth. Depending on the attractiveness of the crowd. It’s...||8/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanIs that a Show?||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I use a very big and weird word — mam-ihlapi-natapai — a word from the Tierra del Fuego which means the look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they...||8/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanIndependent Board||Next week, we kill ourselves on a scooter. For KCRW, this is Rob Long. TEASER: This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about the sexy and irresistible topic of corporate governance and the lack of it in the entertainment business....||8/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanYou can't do that||On today’s Martini Shot I give two friends totally different and contradictory advice, and I still think I was right. They disagree.||8/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThey did that||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I give you the secret code to undermining every writer in your life. Just listen to whatever idea they’re working on and say cheerfully, Oh yeah, they did that.||7/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe Team||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about why good teams need new people, not good teams need nice people, which is why people at Time Warner are nervous about the new people at AT&T.||7/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanI get to do this||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about the two ways to respond to a knock on the door. They’re here, and they’re here. Guess which one I always do?||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanMini room||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I figure that if a bunch of lions is a pride and a bunch of turtles is a bale, a group of Writers should be called a Complaint. A complaint of writers.||7/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanParking lot resolve||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about the most painful and psychologically damaging moment in a show business career, and that’s waiting at the studio guard shed for the gate arm to rise. Even when it does, it’s harrowing.||6/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanStarting over||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I buy one of those organizer apps to make a to-do list of things I want to put into my other organizer app and I keep track of all of it using a notebook and a pen. So yeah, I’m writing.||6/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEat happy||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I discuss the 1938 discovery by a psychologist that people are at their most emotionally vulnerable when they’re eating, which is why everyone in show business is always trying to take you to lunch.||6/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanCancelled||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about what everyone is talking about, the cancellation of Roseanne, but I talk about it in the context of Victorian menswear. Yeah, you heard me.||5/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanYou may also like||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about how Twitter learns about you and suggests content for you, depending on an algorithm. Which means that Kanye West and Donald Trump have formed a very weird algorithm.||5/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanNow what?||This is Rob Long and on today’s Martini Shot I talk about the best way to stay enthusiastic and creative and energized in the entertainment business, and that’s to have your show cancelled and need to come up with something new.||5/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanYou're fired||This is Rob Long, and on today’s Martini Shot I describe the ins and outs of being fired in show business, which I hope isn’t tempting karma.||4/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
I want more, come on!
I really do, I love this pod cast. I grew up in this business if you will, and I am endlessly ammused with Rob's take and description of all of the meeting, the gifts or lack of, the hidden messages masked here and there. I am waiting for the next with wild anticipation.
Funniest look at Hollywood I've heard in a long time
Rob Long almost always hits the bullseye in his take on life in "the business." I only wish this was a daily podcast so I could hear it more often.
Interesting, short, and funny - the stories, I mean
Count on Rob Long to deliver some very interesting and funny short stories about what life is like as a writer in Hollywood. R U Listening?