Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
By Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter
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A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl ‘running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door’? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether or not they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.
||ExplicitEp. 10 Halloween: “The Tale of Blue Oyster Tacos||Kim tells Ket about Halloween (2007), starring Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, and Scout Taylor-Compton. We’ll find out how many times the girls can manage to bring up tacos while discussing brutal murders by an evil psychopath. We’ll introduce a new||10/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 9: Ginger Snaps: “The Tale of Helicopter Ketryn”||Ket tells Kim about Ginger Snaps. starring Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle and Mimi Rogers. We’ll find out how Ket can’t pick bad movies even when she tries and takes pity on Kim’s faulty picker. We’ll learn about how Kim doesn’t believe in||10/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob”||Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer, starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. We’ll listen to Ket literally die of laughter (she’s a ghost now) and who Kim and||10/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 7: Deliverance: “The Tale of Burt Reynolds’ Arms”||Ket tells Kim about Deliverance, starring the late Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight, Ned Beatty and Ronny Cox. We’ll find out if Kim murders a date that she thought was standing her up. We’ll learn about banjo boy, how to scale the cliffs of insanity, and||9/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 6: The Open House: “The Tale of Horror from 2-5 on a Sunday”||Kim tells Ket about The Open House, starring Dylan Minnette and Piercey Dalton. We’ll find out if Ket has improved her staying alive skills. We’ll learn about Kim’s cyber date, with a Horror Movie virgin, and what to wear to a black tie bedtime. M||9/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 5: The Skeleton Key: “The Tale of How you do the Hoodoo that you do”||Ket tells Kim about The Skeleton Key, starring Kate Hudson, Peter Sarsgaard, Gena Rowlands and John Hurt. We’ll learn why Kim and Ket have brainwashed all their friends into mispronouncing the French word for ‘five.’ Kim will decide she’s NEVER||8/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 4: I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House: “The Tale of the Hanging Chair”||Kim tells Ket about I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House, starring Ruth Wilson, Paula Prentiss, and Bob Balaban. We’ll also get Part 2 of Kim’s date with Batman and remain utterly confused. Kim will officially announce her vendetta towards||8/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 3: An American Haunting: “The Tale of Sassy and The Patriarchy”||Ket tells Kim about An American Haunting, starring Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, and Rachel Hurd-Wood. We’ll learn that Ket can always find a reason to get feisty about feminism, Sissy Spacek’s new nickname, and whether a killer cast and being ba||8/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 2: The Boy: “The Tale of the Magic Towel”||Kim tells Ket about The Boy, starring Lauren Cohen, Rupert Evans, and James Russell. We’ll learn about Kim’s date with Batman and whether he was, or was not, a serial killer. Did she even watch the movie? We’ll find out which of the girls is more||8/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 1: Green Room: “The Tale of Dirt Bag Band and Butt Boy”||Ket tells Kim about Green Room, starring the late Anton Yelchin, Patrick Stewart, and Alia Shawkat. We’ll learn about things like where their love of horror movies began, who their watching partners will (and won’t) be, how to duct tape an arm back||8/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
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Ok so I love horror movies and I love funny people and this podcast is the best combination I have found to date. I listen to a lot of podcasts on my commute in and out of the city everyday and I cannot tell you how much I’ve enjoyed this one! I binged every episode over the past two days and I can’t wait till the next one comes out! They are both amazingly funny, clever, and creative gals and I can’t wait to hear what they’re going to talk about next! LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST you won’t regret it.
A great podcast whether you like watching horror movies or not. They are great story tellers. It’s funny and interesting. Definitely recommend it!
So Funny! So Scary!
If you have even a passing interest in horror movies or things that are hilarious, this podcast is 100% worth your time!