Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More!
By Deacon Fred
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From the world's only bullet-proof pulpit, Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, delivers uplifting sermons about Hell, and an unprecedented True Christian perspective on current events and media issues. His sermons and commentary continue to be a wonderful source of inspiration for the Truly Saved on a daily basis.
|1||VideoPastor Deacon Fred Wicca Hunting Survey at Bubba's Farm!||Deacon Fred takes you on a tour of Bubba's Farm as he surveys the area for evidence of Wicca!||6/25/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||A Baptist Pastor's Interview With a Gay Radio Host!||Pastor Harry Hardwick Damns Secular Humanists to Hell on the Jack E Jett Show!||7/29/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
|3||VideoPastor Deacon Fred Rebukes Disney's UP! on Video!||Deacon Fred Rebukes Disney's Movie: UP!||7/29/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Pastor Deacon Fred on New York's WPYX Morning Show!||Deacon Fred joins Wolf and the morning crew at WPYX New York to talk news, entertainment, and field calls from angry listeners!||7/4/2008||Free||View in iTunes|
|5||VideoWelcome to Pastor Deacon Fred's First Video Podcast||Video footage of Pastor Deacon Fred at the 2007 AAI Convention with Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens||5/30/2008||Free||View in iTunes|
||Zero Tolerance for Hell Bound Wiccans!||Wiccan hunting season is a glorious time for Baptists everywhere, it is our chance to fight Satan and his followers right on Lucifer's Birthday, Halloween!||10/4/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Are Atheists Crazy?||If you define crazy as someone who substitutes science and logic for reliable heresay, Atheists should be locked in a loony bin!||9/22/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Get Yourself a WWJ Thong!||People ask us why we put Jesus' face on a Thong! Well, it is quite a simple reason actually!||9/17/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Homos in the Hallways||The only people more cunning than Jehovah's Witnesses at recruiting, are the homosexuals!||8/19/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Blocking the Release of Harry Potter's Next Movie and Book||Pastor Deacon Fred is a man of his word. He has called upon major sponsors to assist in a pot luck supper to support church members who will chain themselves to the doors of multiplex theaters in order to prevent unsaved people from seeing the next witchcraft training movie, Harry Potter.||5/20/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Spiderman: The Vile Glorification of Arachnid Bestiality||Pastor Deacon Fred lets attends a sin screen of the latest Spiderman movie and reveals to True Christians everywhere what the movie is really about.||5/6/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Deacon Fred's Annual Easter Message||Pastor Deacon Fred lets folks know why unsaved people should not be welcome in church, even on Easter Sunday.||3/31/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Christian Kids Want to Know: Do Retarded Folks Go to Heaven?||Pastor Deacon Fred stays true to the Bible and gives a young man absolute Biblical advice on where God is going to send his retarded sister after she passes from this world.||3/18/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Spring Break Warning for Christian Ladies||Pastor Deacon Fred helps young ladies by giving tips on saving their virginity during Spring Break!||3/1/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Saint Patrick's Day Message||Pastor Deacon Fred recounts his terrifying Saint Patrick's Day children's sermon||2/25/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||Santa Claus Did Not Die For Your Sins!||Pastor Deacon Fred reads a traditional Baptist Children's Christmas Poem for your enjoyment and edification!||12/2/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Injun Witnessing Tips||Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to share Jesus Christ with an Injun!||11/5/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Leftovers for The Homeless||Free leftover holiday meals will be served to the homeless who confess Christ and sign an agreement||11/5/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Breastfeeding is a SIN||Who would have thoguht that something as innocent as breastfeeding could invite Lucifer into your home?||10/27/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||A Few Choice Word For Sissy christians||Nothing makes God more sick than people who don't have a clue as to what they really believe in!||10/27/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||The So-Called Science of Language||Ever wonder why Chinese people talk funny? The Bible has the answers that science can't explain! Glory to God!||10/22/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Let's Burn Us Some Witches!||Deacon Fred explains Landover's battle with the Federal Government on allowing the church to "suffer not a witch to live."||10/17/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Invitation to a Book Burning||Pastor Deacon Fred cuts a radio promotion for a nationwide simultaneous book burning on October 31st at every Baptist Church in America||10/17/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Halloween Tract Drop||We hope to have ynsaved kids so frightened out of their wits this Halloween, they will sign their lives over to Christ just to make it stop||10/8/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Halloween Call to Vote!||Pastor Deacon Fred calls on everyone to fight Liberals at the voting machines, as Demoncrats are more dangerous that the Devil himself!||10/8/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Sweet Anointing||Pastor remembers remembers the precious times he shared with young Johnny down in the church basement||9/30/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||I Believe In Unicorns!||Are we going to stop believing that folks lived to be 900 years old, that people can fly, that unicorns existed, and that the world is flat, just because some scientists say it isn't so? I don't think so! Praise Jesus!||9/23/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Welcome to Jesusland Announcement||Pastor Deacon Fred gives you a personal announcement regarding the official release of Landover Baptist's new book: Welcome to Jesusland from Time Warner Books||9/9/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Pastor Reads a Page From Welcome to Jesusland||Pastor Deacon Fred reads the article: Rectums, The Resort of Choice for Well Traveled Demons, from Landover Baptist's new book, Welcome to Jesusland||9/9/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||The Devil Now Wears Sequins||Satan Makes Slut-Spotting Easy by Tagging Trailer Park Harlots with Easy-to-Spot Sequins||9/6/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||The Sons of Noah!||The Sons of Noah Used Flying Dinosaurs to Transport Animals From Remote Regions of the Earth||8/27/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Is Breastfeeding a Sin?||Weaning a Child Past Puberty||8/21/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||How to Trap a Live WICCAN!||Pastor gives advice on how best to trap a live WICCAN||8/20/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||Sweet Sweet Moses||A Favorite Hymn||8/20/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
||The Answer is Clear Whom We Should Fear||A New Twist on an Old Folk Favorite||8/20/2006||Free||View in iTunes|
Praise Jesus, I'm going to Hell!
Welcome to the world of Landover Baptist where everything inside is superdivine and everything else smells like the Devil's behind. It's great for recovering fundamentalists.
The Podcast of True Christians!!
Clearly deciphering the Godly from the Evil wickedness of this secular world has never been do entertaining!
Thank GOD for Landover Baptist Church!
It's about time that people here the raw truth about our lord God! Glory to God! Preach on brother Fred!
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