Learn Spanish W/ Psycho Girlfriend
By Psycho Girlfriend
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This program is designed to teach you one sentence in Spanish a week. Learning Spanish, one week at a time with me, your Psycho Girlfriend. In some ways learning Spanish is like a relationship, it can be frustrating, demeaning and confusing. In other ways, learning Spanish is different from men. The Spanish language will never cheat on you or change the rules at the drop of a hat.
|1||ExplicitVideoLearn Spanish Say Big Butt||Video on how to say big butt in spanish||3/4/2013||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitKissing in Spanish||If you have to use this sentence I feel sorry for you and it is time to move on. "My dog kisses better than you, your brother and your father." He doesn't even realize that I really did kissed his brother and father, but in this family not even one of...||5/5/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitI only have seven cats||A true boyfriend will love your animals as much as you and want to know everything about them, especially their names. "I only have seven cats. The least you could do is remember their names." If he can't even learn my cat's names he will not be...||4/16/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitNo Football For You||The weekend is supposed to be our time together. Not time for him to goof around. "You are not watching football. We are going shopping for shoes." He knows I don't like to watch football. What is he thinking? Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho...||4/6/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish. No we can not have a threesome||This week we learn how to crush your mans filthy fantasies as we learn to say "No we can't have a threesome. You are not enough man for one woman" in Spanish. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- ...||3/26/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish - I don't believe that slut is your sister.||Do not believe everything your boyfriend's mother says because she will say anything to protect her son. "I don't care what your mother says. I don't believe that slut is your sister." In what culture is french kissing your sister okay? Please visit ...||3/11/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish: I thought you loved me?||This sentence works best and be more annoying if you can make your voice as whiny as possible. "Why haven't you called me on the phone? I thought you loved me?" This will make him feel guilty and make him tell you he does love you. Two for the price...||2/24/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish: I know your home||Today we we work on improving your communication in Spanish with your boyfriend. As a woman you don't like to be ignored or lied to so this sentence is essential, especially after you know his location. "I know your home because I drove by your house...||2/11/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish - Who are you sleeping with?||Text messages are just another way my boyfriend tries to ignore me. So I wanted to know how to say the following in Spanish. "I have sent you fifteen text messages. Who are you having sex with?" Now he can ignore you in two languages. Please visit ...||2/3/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitHe Is Sorry||This is a phrase that every boyfriend should learn. "I am so sorry. Here are some flowers, candy and jewelry." The merchandise better be the most expensive and the best quality or he will have to try again and again. Please...||1/30/2011||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish - He left Me For A Sl-T||If you listened to the last episode you will have a greater understanding of why learning this next Spanish phrase is a necessity. This week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will become proficient in saying, "He left me for a...||12/17/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish - Dumped By Boyfriend Need Beer||As crazy as it may sound, I have been left by many, many men. I found this phrase to be useful during these times of great sorrow, "My boyfriend hates me I need a beer and and a shot of tequila". After this episode of Learning Spanish with...||12/2/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish - boyfriend forgot his depends||This week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will learn a very important phrase when dating older men, " My boyfriend forgot his depends, where is a bathroom?". While your boyfriend may not appreciate this phrase the people around you will...||11/18/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish - Do you just want to sleep with me?||If you have dated as many men as I have then this phrase is essential to learn. This week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will learn to say, "Do you really love me or do you just want to sleep with me?". Remember to ask this...||11/5/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish - Why are you flirting||Welcome to the second episode of Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend. Do you have a boyfriend who always flirting with everyone he meets? Then you are in luck because this week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will learn how to...||10/31/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
||ExplicitLearn Spanish -- Big Butt||Welcome to the first episode of Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend. In today's episode you will learn to say in Spanish the very important phrase of "Do these pants make my butt look fat?". This is an essential sentence to learn how to say before...||10/27/2010||Free||View In iTunes|
A fun way to learn Spanish
This is a fuun way to learn a little Spanish, Not a complete course but a few words here and there.