Linoleum Knife
By Dave White / Alonso Duralde
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Description
Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
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CleanInferno, The Handmaiden, King Cobra | Dave and Alonso get a relatively slow week before the year-end onslaught, and they discuss twink porn, kinky Koreans and a franchise that seems to finally embrace its own inherent absurdity. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast... | 10/30/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBoo! A Madea Halloween, Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, Ouija: Origin of Evil, Keeping Up with the Joneses, Moonlight, Certain Wom | Dave and Alonso have a new Tyler Perry movie in their lives, which is reason enough for joy, but there are some really great indies that may or may not be showing at a theater near you that absolutely merit a look. Leave us a nice review at iTunes or... | 10/22/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Accountant, Kevin Hart: What Now?, Shin Godzilla, Aquarius | Dave and Alonso discuss monsters, math and the nature of applause. And there will be meandering. Follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review at iTunes, there'll be scary ghost stories. Join our club, won't you?... | 10/16/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Girl on the Train, The Birth of a Nation, 13th, Middle School, The Greasy Strangler, Being 17 , American Honey, Blue Jay, V | So many movies to cover, but Dave and Alonso manage to fine time to discuss the finer points of men's-room cleanliness and other thorny issues. Review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, hootie tootie disco cutie.... | 10/9/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMiss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Deepwater Horizon, Masterminds, Seed Money | Dave and Alonso discuss peanut-butter-to-chocolate ratios, the aesthetics of desire in gay adult media and other pressing subjects pertaining to the cinema. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us... | 10/2/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Magnificent Seven (2016), Storks, Queen of Katwe, The Dressmaker, The Lovers and the Despot | Dave and Alonso discuss some welcome September surprises, plus the two classic films that led to a just-OK remake now in theaters. Leave us a nice iTunes review (and subscribe for free), follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and... | 9/25/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRena Owen of Once Were Warriors; Blair Witch, Bridget Jones's Baby, Snowden, Miss Stevens, Hillsong: Let Hope Rise, Author: The | Dave and Alonso are joined by legendary New Zealand actress Rena Owen to discuss the new U.S. Blu-Ray of the Kiwi classic ONCE WERE WARRIORS; plus we discuss why you really need to see both the latest JT Leroy documentary as well as THE CULT OF JT... | 9/18/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSully, When the Bough Breaks, Other People; #Venezia73; RIP Gene Wilder & Alexis Arquette | Dave and Alonso parse the politics of Eastwood's latest, remember icons who have left us, recap highlights from the 2016 Venice Film Festival, explain why Judy Garland's animated cat movie resembles GIGI, and discuss the Frederick Wiseman... | 9/11/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMorgan, The Light Between Oceans, Yoga Hosers; Listener Mail | Alonso's off at the Venice Film Festival, but he and Dave pre-taped this episode, where they answer a bunch (but not all) of backlogged letters from listeners. Alonso has seen the week's major new films; Dave has a lot to say about his colonoscopy.... | 9/4/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDon't Breathe, Southside With You, The Hollars, The Sea of Trees; BBC 100 Films | Dave and Alonso are stunned that two really good movies surfaced in the clearance sale that is late August. Also, Alonso totally spoils the new Gus Van Sant, but not until the very end of the episode. And we talk about what's interesting and what's... | 8/28/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWar Dogs, Ben-Hur, Kubo and the Two Strings, Hell or High Water, Lo and Behold, Little Men, The Fight Within | Dave and Alonso catch up on some late-summer indie surprises, Christian movies both cheap and expensive, and an extravaganza of white male privilege. Follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, wild... | 8/21/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTravis McElroy; Sausage Party, Pete's Dragon, Florence Foster Jenkins | Podcaster extraordinaire Travis McElroy joins Dave & Alonso to talk about Disney trauma, technical difficulties and other pressing topics. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on... | 8/14/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSuicide Squad, Nine Lives, The Little Prince, Don't Blink: Robert Frank; Make Me: Higher Ground | Dave and Alonso talk about That Superhero Movie, but also another Straub-Huillet movie and the latest in the "Make Me" series of films they're making each other watch. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram... | 8/7/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanJason Bourne, Bad Moms, Nerve, Women He's Undressed; Sarah Jacobson | Dave and Alonso are surprised and disappointed this week by the big new releases, and recommend a dishy new doc full of Hollywood gowns and gossip. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe at iTunes (and leave us a... | 7/31/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDave Holmes; Star Trek Beyond, Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie, Ice Age: Collision Course, Lights Out | Dave Holmes drops by to talk with Dave and Alonso about his hilarious new memoir PARTY OF ONE, along with a look at the films of the week. (One of which Dave spoils, but only at the very end.) Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and... | 7/24/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGhostbusters (2016), The Infiltrator, Café Society, Equals, Five Minutes to Live | With Outfest behind them, Dave and Alonso can dig back into the new movies, including a Kristen Stewart vehicle so forgettable that it sets off perhaps a record number of tangents and digressions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us... | 7/18/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMIke and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Captain Fantastic; The Devils (1971); Outfest and Karlovy Vary Film Festival | Alonso's bouncing from film festival to film festival, so he and Dave discuss...well, food, but eventually movies. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, I wouldn't want to live with the pain. Join our... | 7/11/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe BFG, The Legend of Tarzan, The Purge: Election Year; Spoilers for Midnight Special, The Invitation, Tickled | Dave and Alonso pre-taped this holiday weekend episode, where we finally deliver on some promised spoilers and catch up on (some, but not all) old letters. Happy 4th! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes... | 7/3/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanIndependence Day: Resurgence, The Shallows, Swiss Army Man, The Neon Demon, Wiener-Dog; Make Me: Au Hasard Balthazar | In the introductory segment of "Make Me," Dave gets Alonso to watch AU HASARD BALTHAZAR, which ties in perfectly with the new Todd Solondz. Also, the great awfulness of the latest from NWR, the superhuman effort Judy Garland exerts to put one good... | 6/26/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFinding Dory, Central Intelligence, Tickled | Dave and Alonso are surprised by the strong offerings of a mid-summer weekend. (And also by that audio glitch at the beginning -- our apologies.) Review us on iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, you just sputter and... | 6/18/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Conjuring 2, Warcraft, Now You See Me 2, De Palma, Genius | Dave and Alonso get it together enough to discuss what's fun and what's scary (and what's not). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, can you tell me why. Join our club, won't you? Dave's DVD... | 6/13/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPopstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, Me Before You, Weiner, Chevalier | Dave and Alonso discuss pop parody, sex and politics, Greek manhood, and death pudding. Like our Facebook page, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, yes yes yes on and on as I flex. Join our club, won't... | 6/5/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCannes Recap with Justin Chang; X-Men Apocalypse, Alice Through the Looking Glass, The Ones Below, The Wailing | Justin Chang of the Los Angeles Times has the scoop about this year's Cannes Film Festival, then sticks around to talk mutants and occult Korean serial killers with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us... | 5/29/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Angry Birds Movie, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, The Nice Guys, Sunset Song | Dave shuts down talkers at the arthouse, Alonso remembers being a kid in the sexed-up '70s. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a review), I'm gonna stay right where I am. Join... | 5/22/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMoney Monster, The Lobster, Love & Friendship, High-Rise, Last Days in the Desert | Dave and Alonso discuss two films that are among the best of 2016 so far, and three that aren't. Also, peak snoot and sleep busses. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes, cry boy... | 5/15/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCaptain America: Civil War, A Bigger Splash, Green Room, The Family Fang | Dave and Alonso discuss TV punks and films about art (not to be confused with art films) on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe for free) on iTunes, that's what they... | 5/8/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWong Kar Wai expert John Powers, Keanu, Mother's Day | John Powers (Vogue, Fresh Air) joins Dave and Alonso to talk about his gorgeous book WKW: THE CINEMA OF WONG KAR WAI. So it's weird when we then have to talk about Garry Marshall. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram,... | 5/1/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRIP Prince, The Huntsman: Winter's War, Nina, The Meddler, Francofonia, Absolute Beginners at 30 | Dave and Alonso laugh about Snow White: The Winter Soldier and mourn the Purple One. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, Gustav Mahler number three is jammin' on the... | 4/25/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Jungle Book, Barbershop: The Next Cut, Sing Street, Godard's A Married Woman | Dave and Alonso discuss talking animals, nouvelle vague editing, 80s Britpop and Nicki Minaj as the new Jayne Mansfield, among many other topics. Leave us an iTunes review, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast,... | 4/17/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Boss, Hardcore Henry, Midnight Special, Demolition, The Invitation, Louder Than Bombs, Golden Eighties | Dave and Alonso watch unsubtitled French movies, disappointing third acts and movies that can't be discussed without getting into spoiler territory. Review us (and subscribe) on Facebook, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and... | 4/10/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGod's Not Dead 2, Everybody Wants Some!! | Dave guides Alonso (and everyone else) through the minefield of dog-whistles and straw men that make up the latest faith-based flick. Also we talk about Kate Smith, for some reason. Like our Facebook page, leave us a review (and subscribe) at iTunes,... | 4/3/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBatman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Take Me to the River, My Golden Years, Mountains May Depart | Dave and Alonso prefer three arthouse releases to the big jive-ass superhero movie which, to be fair, is not a knee-jerk reaction on their part. Review us (and subscribe) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and... | 3/27/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSpecial: Spring 2016 All-Mail Review | There's still this week's regular episode to come, but in the meantime, Dave and Alonso sift through the listener mailbag and get to long-ignored correspondence. Questions are answered, lists are knifed, and criticism and praise alike are manfully... | 3/26/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSXSW Recap, Miracles From Heaven, Pee-wee's Big Holiday, Cemetery of Splendor, The Clan | Alonso recounts his "curated travel experience" to Austin for SXSW 2016, while Dave sees a contemporary faith-based film that merits comparison to his beloved Bresson. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us... | 3/20/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean10 Cloverfield Lane, The Young Messiah, The Brothers Grimsby | Dave and guest host William Bibbiani find some good in the latest Christian drama, find some bad in a buddy comedy, and review 10 Cloverfield Lane twice because they know how you hate spoilers. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook... | 3/13/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanZootopia, London Has Fallen, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, The Other Side of the Door | Dave and Alonso wind up talking a lot about race this week, but it's all because of the week's new movies. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and you come to me on a summer... | 3/6/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean#OscarsSoWhat with Buzzfeed's Adam B. Vary; Gods of Egypt, Eddie the Eagle, Triple 9, Only Yesterday | Adam B. Vary from Buzzfeed tells Dave and Alonso about the Oscars from inside the Dolby Theatre and shares some college ghost stories for good measure. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram... | 2/28/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Witch, Risen, Race; with Jen Yamato | Satanists, karaoke and donuts are just some of the topics that Jen Yamato (Daily Beast) discusses with Dave and Alonso, as we turn a dead-ish week at the movies into engaging conversation. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram... | 2/20/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDeadpool, Zoolander 2, How to Be Single | Dave and Alonso don't quite see eye-to-eye about superheroes, rom-coms or even Valentine's Day itself. Subscribe to (and review) us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, no Halloween. Dave's DVD pick of... | 2/14/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHail, Caesar! Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, The Choice, 4th Man Out; with Drew Droege | Southern accents and Velveeta are just two of the topics that pop up when the hilarious Drew Droege drops in to talk about the week's new movies. Thanks to everyone who has supported the show via our Patreon page! The podcast of the cinema remains... | 2/6/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanKung Fu Panda 3, The Finest Hours, Fifty Shades of Black, The Treasure, Born Reckless | Dave and Alonso proudly introduce their Patreon page for Linoleum Knife subscribers and then talk about a very mixed bag of January releases. But seriously, go visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/LinoleumKnife Dave's DVD pick of the week: DIARY OF... | 1/31/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLKTV 013: DC's Legends of Tomorrow, War & Peace, Gilmore Girls, The Circus, Chrissy Teigen's Hungry, Little Women: Atlanta, Ski | Dave and Alonso cover everything from Tolstoy and Trump to Wendy Williams vs. Kanye West in a wildly eclectic look at the week in television. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, you spun me... | 1/29/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSundance 2016 with William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of The B-Movies Podcast | Alonso's in Park City again, and he and Bibbs have a sit-down to discuss the films they've seen in the first few days of the 2016 Sundance Film Festival. (Except Alonso forgot to bring up GOAT for some reason -- go read his review at TheWrap.) Follow... | 1/24/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLKTV 012: Degrassi: Next Class, Billions, Fit to Fat to Fit, Just Jillian | Alonso gets his fix of Canadian hormonal-teen soap opera, while Dave watches overweight people and their trainers cry. Also, we finally finish Making a Murderer, keep up with Idol auditions, learn more life lessons from Wendy Williams, and lament what... | 1/20/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBest of 2015 with Manohla Dargis, Robert Abele and Peter Debruge (Audio Fix) | [We sincerely hope this version makes it easier to hear our wonderful guests.] Dave and Alonso are joined by a blue-ribbon panel of critics — Manohla Dargis of The New York Times, Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times, and Peter Debruge of... | 1/17/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBest of 2015 with Manohla Dargis, Robert Abele and Peter Debruge | Dave and Alonso are joined by a blue-ribbon panel of critics -- Manohla Dargis of The New York Times, Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times, and Peter Debruge of Variety -- to discuss the highlights of the year just past. Haynes vs. Tarantino, the... | 1/16/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLKTV 011: American Idol, Sherlock: The Abominable Bride, Golden Globes, State of the Union, Angel from Hell | Dave and Alonso ponder awards shows, singing competitions and presidential punditry. And MAKING OF A MURDERER is still making them furious. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I... | 1/13/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean"The Forest," "Chimes at Midnight," "The Masked Saint," Letters | Dave and Alonso had to push back the Best of 2015 episode a week, so instead they discuss why the new Christian sports movie is like Turkish Star Wars. Like our Facebook page, leave a nice iTunes review, follow us on Twitter and Instagram... | 1/10/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLKTV 010: Downton Abbey, Galavant, Rachel Maddow, Getting On, Signé Chanel | Dave discovers limits to his love of Kylie Minogue, Alonso marvels at how everything old in presidential politics is new again, and they both slowly crawl through some of the hottest streaming shows. Leave us a nice iTunes review, like our Facebook... | 1/6/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean"The Revenant," "Anomalisa," Worst Films of 2015; with Louis Virtel | HitFix's Louis Virtel joins Dave and Alonso to remember the crappiest cinematic output of 2015, while the hosts discuss two acclaimed year-end releases. And disaster preparedness. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram... | 1/3/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
I Hate Movies....But I Love This Podcast
What seperates this podcast from nearly every other podcast is the chemistry between Alonso Duralde and Dave White. They are articulate, charming, and entertaining. It is always a pleasure to hear Dave attempt to adhere to the strict standards so that the podcast can have that "CLEAN" label.
If The Lockhorns were funny and liked good movies...
They still wouldn't be nearly as much fun to listen to as this podcast is. Full disclosure: I know these guys and not only do they possess immaculate taste and trenchant wit, they also help your whole house smell springtime fresh. A weekly rundown of the movies I'm too lazy to go see, along with odd phone interruptions and tips on what kind of tea to drink, and how to behave in the world without being a jerk. They tell it like it is, whatever "it" is.
Just adorable
These guys are legitimate and experienced film critics who have brought their unique style to the podosphere. While most podcasts review older releases these guys get all the new releases so you can get a jump on your weekend. Charm wit and style make the show a must-listen for all film fans. Subscribe now!
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