By Dave White / Alonso Duralde
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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
||Clean"Transcendence," "Heaven Is for Real," "Joe," "Bears," "A Haunted House 2"||Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL...||4/20/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Rio 2," "Draft Day," "Oculus," "Only Lovers Left Alive," "Under the Skin"||Alonso and Dave are feeling collegial and enjoying the fact that they aren't quite sure what exactly happens in that new Scarlett Johansson movie (the one that Captain America isn't in). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our commentary...||4/13/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Alan Partridge," "Dom Hemingway," "Afflicted"||Dave and Alonso argue over who's boss but also acknowledge that it might be Jude Law or Chris Evans. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes, visit linoleum-knife.com, catch a falling star and put it in your...||4/6/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Noah," "Nymphomaniac, Vols. I & II," "Sabotage," "The Raid 2," "Cesar Chavez"||Dave & Alonso make O-faces for Lars Von Trier and O RLY-faces for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, it's a lot like life. Linoleum Knife is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH:...||3/30/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Divergent," "God's Not Dead," "Muppets Most Wanted," "Bad Words," "Cheap Thrills"||Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page,...||3/23/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Need for Speed," "Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club," "Veronica Mars," "Enemy"||Dave and Alonso have a new theme song AND a new Tyler Perry movie to dissect, so it's like double Christmas around here. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal $1.99 each to email@example.com for our commentary tracks for CLUE...||3/16/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"300: Rise of an Empire," "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "The Face of Love"||Dave and Alonso discuss the "faggy"-osity of the 300 franchise and concoct better plot twists for Annette Bening's latest. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and hey I passed you on the street. The...||3/9/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Non-Stop," "Son of God," "The Wind Rises," "Ernest & Celestine"||Dave and Alonso both make embarrassing production mistakes before discussing why there hasn't been a decent Jesus movie in decades, and why there needs to be an action movie about a guy who bumps into things and spills food on his clothing. Sponsored...||3/2/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Pompeii," "3 Days to Kill," "Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me," "In Secret"||Dave and Alonso have a new tape deck! Also lots of opinions about the healing powers of Dakota Fanning, Child Veterinarian. Visit linoleum-knife.com, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I...||2/23/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe Special Matt Zoller Seitz Special||Dave and Alonso welcome Matt Zoller Seitz, author of THE WES ANDERSON COLLECTION, editor-in-chief of RogerEbert.com and TV critic for Vulture to discuss everything from "Bottle Rocket" set visits to the most interesting filmmaker hiding in the...||2/19/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"About Last Night," "Endless Love," "Robocop," "Winter's Tale," "Date and Swtich"||Dave and Alonso make their way through a sea of '80s remakes this week. Leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe to the show while you're at it), like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and he be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the...||2/16/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The LEGO Movie," "The Monuments Men," "Vampire Academy," "The Last of the Unjust," "Cavemen"||Dave and Alonso marvel over how plastic toys can be more compelling that George Clooney saving art from the Nazis, and speaking of, Dave has lots of Holocaust documentary to talk about. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and go to...||2/9/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanRIP Philip Seymour Hoffman, "That Awkward Moment," "Labor Day," "At Middleton"||Dave and Alonso remember the extraordinary actor-director and lament his passing before moving on to more utterly mediocre January toss-offs. Hey, go to our site and buy our commentary for THE APPLE! Also, subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our...||2/2/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"I, Frankenstein," "Stranger by the Lake," "Gloria," "Gimme Shelter," Sundance Recap||Dave and Alonso are currently without a cassette player, but they have plenty to say about gargoyles, French onanists and Rosario Dawson's meth teeth. (In character!) Subscribe and review us at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast,...||1/26/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit," "Ride Along," "The Nut Job"||Dave and Alonso recorded an episode before Alonso left for Sundance because math is hard, apparently. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you're the national gallery, you're double salary,...||1/19/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean2013 in Review with Manohla Dargis and Robert Abele, "The Legend of Hercules," "Cold Comes the Night"||Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) to stick a fork in 2013. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast & subscribe and leave us a nice review at iTunes. I know my chicken, you...||1/12/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones," "Interior. Leather Bar.", "Justin Bieber's Believe," Best & Worst of 2013 with guest Am||Dave and Alonso look back on 2013 with L.A. Weekly critic Amy Nicholson -- and yes, she explains how "Pain and Gain" made her Top 10 list. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, visit linoleum-knife.com, leave us a nice iTunes review,...||1/5/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The Wolf of Wall Street," "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," "Grudge Match," "47 Ronin," "August: Osage County," "Lone Survivo||Dave and Alonso have a heapin' helpin' of Christmas releases to shovel through on this last episode of 2013, but luckily the hilarious and insightful Drew Droege @drewdroege is here to lend a hand and an opinon. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes,...||12/29/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues," "Her," "The Past," "White Reindeer"||Dave and Alonso revel in a relatively light pre-Christmas week before the flood of year-end releases, so there's plenty of time to discuss catchphrases, contemporary art and the hotness of Spaniards. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast,...||12/22/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug," "Saving Mr. Banks," "American Hustle," "Hours," "Some Velvet Morning," "Love Actually Tu||Dave and Alonso try to fix Madea and share questions and theories about a beloved and much-hated Christmas staple, still finding time to discuss frozen jelly donuts and British chocolate biscuits. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast,...||12/15/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Inside Llewyn Davis," "Out of the Furnace," "The Last Days on Mars," "Swerve"||Dave and Alonso are joined by Sean Abley, author of "Out in the Dark: Interviews with Gay Horror Filmmakers, Actors and Authors" to discuss folkies, hill people and cat peril. Buy a T-shirt or a book or a commentary track! Drop us a line at...||12/7/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Homefront," "Oldboy," "Black Nativity"||Dave and Alonso aren't entirely sure what two of their favorite African American filmmakers are up to in their latest, but at least Jason Statham is always Jason Statham. Buy a T-shirt or Alonso's book! Drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org....||11/30/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The Hunger Games: Catching Fire," "Frozen," "Delivery Man," "Faust," "At Berkeley," "The Great Beauty"||Dave and Alonso ponder why so much of the "Hunger Games" marketing is aspirational toward the villains, as well as other cinematic mysteries. Subscribe for free on iTunes, where we would love it if you would leave us a positive review, like our...||11/24/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The Best Man Holiday," "Nebraska," "12-12-12"||Dave and Alonso know it isn't Christmas yet, but they've already started playing holiday music on KOST in Los Angeles and Terrence Howard looks spiffy in a red scarf, so there you go. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice...||11/17/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Thor: The Dark World," "The Book Thief," "The Wind Rises," "Bastards," "Best Man Down"||Dave and Alonso wonder why parking (and cheese) is so expensive in Beverly Hills, and they hate inappropriately sappy Holocaust movies. All this and more on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review...||11/10/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Ender's Game," "Last Vegas," "Free Birds," "Blue is the Warmest Color," "About Time," "Dallas Buyers Club"||Dave and Alonso tackle aspirate h-es, magical homos and controversial authors in this week's installment. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe for free) at iTunes, attention to me seemed to drift...||11/3/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Bad Grandpa," "The Counselor," "Kill Your Darlings," "Bridegroom," "God Loves Uganda," "I'm in Love with a Church Girl"||Dave and Alonso discuss movies by, for and about Christians, which may or may not involve an "Oogieloves" reference. And Dave defends an aggressively unloved new movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us...||10/27/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Carrie," "12 Years a Slave," "The Fifth Estate," "All Is Lost"||Guest star Jack Morrissey of the Team Jack Podcast (and co-producer of "The Fifth Estate") drops in to give Dave and Alonso some full-on Hollywood insider action. Strap yourself in. Also, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and...||10/20/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Captain Phillips," "Machete Kills," "A Touch of Sin," "La Verité"||Dave and Alonso connect the dots between Paul Greengrass and Kevin McCallister, among other big ideas. Like our Facebook page, visit linoleum-knife.com, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe for free on iTunes), paradise is exactly like...||10/13/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Gravity," "Runner Runner," "A.C.O.D.," "Parkland," "Concussion," "All Is Bright"||Dave and Alonso have their usual disagreements about theme songs but they both really love that outer-space movie. Visit linoleum-knife.com, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review (and subscribe!) at iTunes, the message is perfectly simple,...||10/6/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2," "Baggage Claim," "Don Jon," "Inequality for All"||Dave and Alonso go to Santa Monica for people-watching, meatballs and Stanley Kubrick. And Alonso made it home safely from Kosovo without having to wackily run through airports like Paula Patton. Subscribe (and review!) at iTunes, like our Facebook...||9/29/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Prisoners," "Battle of the Year 3D," "Rush," "Enough Said"||Dave and special guest William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of CraveOnline, The B-Movies Podcast, S.H.I.E.L.D.C.A.S.T. and Kings of Horror make the most of Alonso's defection to Kosovo with reviews of the latest films that are out now in theaters for you to...||9/22/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Insidious: Chapter 2," "The Family," "Blue Caprice," "Jayne Mansfield's Car"||Dave and Alonso are married to the mob in haunted houses with infamous cars in the garage. It's fun to enjoy! Check out linoleum-knife.com, ubscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, oh hello, hello,...||9/15/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Riddick," "Salinger," "Winnie Mandela," "Touchy Feely," "99%: The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film," "Adore"||Dave and Alonso establish the Lee Daniels rule and endorse occupying the jukebox at Buffalo Wild Wings. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us at iTunes, do the mashed potato with a new attitude.||9/8/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"One Direction: This Is Us," "Getaway," "Closed Circuit," "Short Term 12"||Dave and Alonso got no beef with boy bands. Subscribe for free (and review us!) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, never give up on the good times.||9/1/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The World's End," "You're Next," "The Grandmaster," "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones," "Drinking Buddies"||Dave and Alonso have things to say about cheesy bread, lavender tea and pudding in Toluca Lake. Also, movies, several of which are way better than you might expect for the end of August. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free...||8/25/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Lee Daniels' The Butler," "Kick-Ass 2," "Jobs," "Paranoia," "Austenland," "Ain't Them Bodies Saints," "The Happy Sad"||Dave and Alonso hate the term "chick-flick" but they liked the show "Taradise." That's just two of the many vital tidbits contained in this week's episode. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, and check out the slow-but-sure growth of...||8/18/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Elysium," "We're the Millers," "Planes," "Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters," "Prince Avalanche," "In a World..."||Fans of long episodes and of things getting knocked over in Dave and Alonso's apartment should enjoy this one. Plus we announce the winner of our creepy-doll contest, and we pay homage not only to Karen Black but also Eydie Gorme and Marilyn King....||8/11/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"2 Guns," "The Canyons," "The Smurfs 2," "The Spectacular Now," "Passion"||Dave's a little under the weather this week, so William Bibbiani (@williambibbiani) from The B-Movies Podcast sits in with Alonso to discuss new films from '70s auteurs Paul Schrader and Brian De Palma as well as the surprisingly good moments from The...||8/4/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The Wolverine," "Blue Jasmine," "The To Do List"||Dave and Alonso argue over their punk credentials but both agree that Hugh Jackman should enjoy a nice bowl of fettucine. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, first I'm gonna take it, then I'm...||7/28/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"New Queer Cinema" author B. Ruby Rich, "The Conjuring," "R.I.P.D.," "Turbo," "Only God Forgives," "Girl Most Likely," "Red 2"||B. Ruby Rich, editor of Film Quarterly, professor of film and media studies at UC Santa Cruz and author of the new collection "New Queer Cinema: The Director's Cut" classes up the joint with her presence and her insights. Dave and Alonso argue over...||7/21/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Pacific Rim," "Grown Ups 2," "Fruitvale Station"||Dave and Alonso discuss hideous monsters that bring misery and destroy everything in their path. And in addition to "Grown Ups 2," there's "Pacific Rim." (Pacific rim-shot.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review...||7/14/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The Lone Ranger," "Despicable Me 2," "The Way Way Back," "Hammer of the Gods"||Dave and Alonso take their show on the road -- well, across town, anyway, to the home of writer pals Robert Abele (a previous guest on the podcast) and Margy Rochlin. The homeowners chime in and kibitz while Dave complains about Viking movies that...||7/7/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The Heat," "White House Down," "I'm So Excited!"||Dave and Alonso salute the good and stupid this week, whether it's the smart-stupid of Melissa McCarthy's hilariously obnoxious characters, the exhilarating-stupid of Roland Emmerich's new "Die Hard" ripoff, or the sexy-stupid of a fizzy, naughty romp...||6/30/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"World War Z," "Monsters University," "Unfinished Song"||Vinny Lopez of the very funny web series Two Jasperjohns (www.twojasperjohns.com) pops in to talk about the upcoming season, and Dave and Alonso discuss metaphorical zombies and boysenberry-flavored commitment ceremonies. Like us on Facebook, follow...||6/23/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Man of Steel," "This is the End," "The Bling Ring"||Dave and Alonso have thoughts about nausea and superheroes and the Kuleshov Effect. And, as ever, grape soda. Subscribe for free on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, stream on Stitcher, she loves to do the pony, she loves to do...||6/16/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"The Purge," "The Internship," "Much Ado About Nothing," "The Kings of Summer," "Dirty Wars," "Going Places"||Dave and Alonso both dislike the new Vince Vaughn-Owen Wilson movie...but find a way to argue about it anyway. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), contact us at email@example.com, the...||6/9/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"After Earth," 'Now You See Me," "The East"||Dave and Alonso travel into the future, behind the scenes of magic and into a environmentalist terrorism cult this week, but they'd much rather talk about rotisserie chicken. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, drop us a line at...||6/2/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Clean"Fast & Furious 6," "The Hangover Part III," "Before Midnight," "Epic," "Vertigo," "Ticket to Heaven"||Dave and Alonso welcome special guest and birthday girl Diane Stroud, the creator of the Linoleum Knife Drinking Game, to discuss childhood favorites and cult religions and other fascinating topics that filled up one of our longest show ever. Like us...||5/26/13||Free||View In iTunes|
I Hate Movies....But I Love This Podcast
What seperates this podcast from nearly every other podcast is the chemistry between Alonso Duralde and Dave White. They are articulate, charming, and entertaining. It is always a pleasure to hear Dave attempt to adhere to the strict standards so that the podcast can have that "CLEAN" label.
If The Lockhorns were funny and liked good movies...
They still wouldn't be nearly as much fun to listen to as this podcast is. Full disclosure: I know these guys and not only do they possess immaculate taste and trenchant wit, they also help your whole house smell springtime fresh. A weekly rundown of the movies I'm too lazy to go see, along with odd phone interruptions and tips on what kind of tea to drink, and how to behave in the world without being a jerk. They tell it like it is, whatever "it" is.
The Best Movie Podcast Running
Full disclosure: I've guest-hosted the show.
The mixture of in-depth film knowledge, pop culture passions, life experience and combustible chemistry between film critics Alonso Duralde and Dave White on display during each episode of Linoleum Knife is unrivaled in the field. The conversations meander in the most fascinating (and often funny) of ways, but it always circles back to the week's new releases. Both guys offer well-reasoned, well-researched and fully invested conversational points about whatever is playing in theaters in a way that makes their experience evident without ever talking down to anybody who may be less informed (in fact, they often pause to offer some background if a topic starts too feel too "inside" or nerdish).
I can't say enough great things about Linoleum Knife. I've often downloaded on my iPhone on a Sunday night because I couldn't wait to get to my computer at the office.
Subscribe to Linoleum Knife and make sure to stay appraised of everything these two are writing and doing around the interwebs, too.