By Tanner Uselmann & Joey Johnson
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There are countless dating advice shows out there that are made to actually help people. This is not one of those. This show is about two friends who rediscovered the magic of just how weird internet dating can be, and said “dude, we should do a show about this.” Well, here it is. This is it. This is LoveTaps.
||ExplicitEpisode 12: Gilbert Likes Movies and Sports!||Welcome to LoveTaps 2.0! What's changed, you ask? Well, you'll just have to listen for yourself and find out. You might hear some new games, a new theme song, and maybe even some new friends. It's amazing. Like the dew on the soft grass at dawn.||2/14/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: Chicago Pizza Redemption.||2018 was a year full of fun times, creepy dudes, and pizza. As we wrap up the year, we decided to be a bit more poetic for this episode, and took our first dive into the abundant world of Craigslist Poetry. Haha. Ha Ha.||12/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: The $44k New Zealand Xmas.||The holiday season is upon us, and our gift to you is the gift of dunking on creepy dudes on the internet. We unwrap buying a Mercedes to get the ladies to like you, doing covers of "Hey There Delilah," and answer questions from the land of the kiwis.||12/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: Sawing Your Mom Off with Kelsey O'Briant||Kelsey O'Briant - artist, advertiser, funny person, and someone who has actually used a dating app. That's right, we've got another amazing guest. In this episode, we find out how to meet women in NYC, learn the finer points of the Houston Panda Express||11/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLoveSong: Pizza Lunchables||We know you're hungry for a new episode, so we're sorry to disappoint. Instead, feast your ears on this delicious new song, featuring us, next episode's special guest, and some delicious. Pizza. Lunchables.||11/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: HI! Hoop Skirts and Waterfalls!||Here's something new for LoveTaps: TIME TRAVEL! In this episode, we explore what Tinder was like in the 1800's, see if Nickleback can make or break a relationship, and find probably the shortest Missed Connection in history. Enjoy!||11/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: Keith Urban's Fish Smells.||Just in time for Halloween, we're back from the dead! After having both moved to Chicago, Tanner and Joey took a leap of gross faith into Chicago's Craigslist Missed Connections and found some nasty nasty stuff. In this episode, we head to Target, addr||10/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: Bing and Tacos and Dave Matthews, Cheese and Wine.||Nothing will stop us in our quest to find thirsty dudes on the internet - not even a move to a new state, or a computer blowing up, or Dave Matthews and his Band of Thieves. Episode 6 brings us to new heights of internet love, including a Taco Bell affa||7/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLoveSong: The Dating Blues||Contrary to popular opinion, we’re still here, alive and well! But a lot has happened since our last episode. Joey moved to the mighty Chicago. Tanner spent a brisk weekend in Wisconsin. A hard drive nearly failed, but then didn’t, but then definit||6/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: That's My Boy! with Leeya Rose Jackson||Aaaand we're back! But this time, we have a special guest! Leeya Rose Jackson, co-host of the podcast Borrowed Interest is here to help Jeeps find love, figure out how sexy Harry Potter is, and find where you can still buy Bubble Tape in Minneapolis.||5/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: Pizza Capris by Giorgio Armani.||We've definitely established that we're not dating experts, but in this episode, we also confirm we're not fashion experts. We discuss the pros and cons of 2002-era fashion, try to get to the bottom of a foot-gifting mystery, and give you helpful exit s||4/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: Yahoo! Zip-Off Pants!||How do you tell a girl in class that you like her? Does your 650 credit score make you more attractive? How many cans of AXE Body Spray should you hose yourself down with? These are the questions. And only we have the answers. The Yahoo! Answers.||3/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2: Breast Friends for the Knight.||In this week's episode, we venture into the world of Tinder, listen to way too many puns, and hear all about our friend Dustin and his hot tub truck.||3/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1: The Ballad of Paul and Sandy.||Here it is, our very first episode! Well, kind of an episode. We didn't really have a name. Or knew what we were doing. But we recorded it! You'll hear all about runs sandwiches, booty pics, and the sad tale of Paul, dating dad extraordinaire.||3/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanLoveTaps: Teaser.||LoveTaps is a show about the wonderfully weird world of online dating. And it's coming March 1st.||2/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
Took the show’s advice
Took the show’s advice and opened a bottle of Champaign. Got arrested for drinking in public. 10/10 would seek legal council again.