Matt and Cobley's Podcast
By Matt and Cobley
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After escaping the clutches of the nafarious Baron Von Bargstaedt in his Impenetrable Death Fortress deep in the forests of Hamburg, Cobley and Matt elicit the help of a wise-cracking Space Crow called Jerry "Curtains" Davies and travel to the far reaches of the cosmos to restore order to the galaxy. Once order is restored, the three sit down with some discarded recording equipment and hot lemonade found in the space debris to discuss the few remaining life subjects of which they know nothing. Now available on iTunes!
||ExplicitChristmas||We wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast and a happy Matt (he's the other one in it). Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, XTC, Paul McCartney, Dave Hewson With additional recorded footage from the Christmas special of "Inspector Morse" with thanks to ITV ©2016 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||1/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLove||Cobley always dreamed of being a relationship guru, while Matt always dreamed of being in a relationship *with* a guru. Consequently much of this week's podcast is spent trying to work out what a "guru" actually is. It's the last episode of the series so I reckon there's a good chance they'll get married at the end. Or one of them will be killed. Or, possibly, nothing will happen at all. LISTEN AND SEE! Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, Morrissey, Genesis, David Wise With additional recorded footage from "Sexy Time", with thanks to ITV ©2014 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||12/7/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPop Music||In loving memory of Gary Barlow (god rest his soul), Matt and Cobley explore the seedy scandals of the music industry, up to and including the SHOCKING truth behind Byan Ferry's crippling addiction to Curly Wurlys. This entire episode is sung in close harmony with fifteen burly Welsh men. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, The Kinks, Twist Cornah Sr., Ludwig Van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Keane, The Beatles, Depeche Mode, Boney M, Mike Perjanik, Frank and Nancy Sinatra, Iron Butterfly With additional recorded footage featuring Ludwig Van Beethoven's "Ludwig Sings the Newest Hits" promo, with thanks to ITV ©2014 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||11/23/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFashion||The podcast boys (that's Matt and Cobley) endure a volley of argument concerning WHO HAS THE BIGGEST HAT. Once resolved, they continue by discussing in great depth the pros and cons of tight leather hotpants (and whether or not all future podcasts should be perfomed in them). It's enlightening! Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, David Bowie, Glenn Miller, Chilly Gonzales, Robin Beanland With additional recorded footage featuring the cast of "Marks and Spencer: The Beginning", with thanks to ITV ©2014 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||11/16/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitApology!||Matt and Cobley (mainly Matt) apologise for there not being a podcast this week... Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, Depeche Mode ©2014 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||11/2/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMovies||Matt and Cobley accurately predict the plot of the upcoming Hollywood smash "Jurassic Park 4", and discuss the personal life of Academy Award-winning actor Les Dennis. This episode also features EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes gossip straight from the set of "Drive-Racing 2: Mean Streets". It's QUITE A RIDE. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, The Doors, Yoko Mizuta, Jerry Goldsmith, Robin Beanland With additional recorded footage featuring Buzz McCloun, Clay Bollinsky and the respective casts of "Gin 'n' Tonic's Wacky Pub Crawl", "The Wizards of Pentdranoop: Rise of the Demon Prince" and "Steamroller", with thanks to ITV ©2014 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||10/26/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSoaps||This week Matt and Cobley catch up with the Eastenders gang and finally get to the bottom of who REALLY killed Jeremy Geralds. After sorting that out, they get to the nitty-gritty of working out which Hollyoaks character they're least likely to have sex with. Spoiler alert: it's the weird-looking one. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, Soft Cell With additional recorded footage featuring the cast of ITV's "Liquorice Crescent" ©2014 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||10/19/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSports||On this week's show Matt and Cobley discuss the career of Ryder Cup champion Ryan Giggs, how to choose the fastest-looking horse at the (horse) races and who they reckon is the best out of the Hungry Hungry Hippos (spoiler: it is the orange one). Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, New Order With additional recorded footage featuring: Len Ligament, Ace Patrick, Shirley Patrick and the BBC (probably) ©2014 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com||10/12/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
A hidden gem if there ever was one. These dudes are hilarious, nothing less, and don't let their unceasing self-deprecation tell you otherwise. Don't think! Just download.
Dead good, I'd assume
I haven't listened yet, but if this show truly features Cobley from off of Cobley, and some guy whose name is Matt (which as we all know is one of the better names) then we're in for a treat!