Minion Death Cult
By Alexander Edward
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The world is ending. Your uncle is to blame. We’re documenting it. Political and existential clarity through bad Facebook content
||Explicit5 - I Heart Huckabee||Subscribe and Review! Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family! This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories..||12/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit4 - New Cuck (Soy Boy)||Subscribe. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. Rate and Review, that we may ascend to a higher plane of iTunes statistics. This episode: Paul Joseph Watson develops a totally-new theory (this one has a hat!) about how...||12/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit3 - #MooreWomen||This week: Why aren't millennials tearing down statues of Kevin Spacey? A Soundcloud rapper tries to score listens off the #metoo campaign. Members of The ACTUALLY FREE Speech Deplorables Facebook group go full galaxy brain in their defense of Roy...||11/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit2 - Kap & Ball||Facebook's reaction to Kaepernick's GQ magazine cover and the UCLA student-athlete-thugs being arrested in China||11/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit1 - No Rules / Just Right (Intro & "Salute The Brave")||Minion Death Cult. BORN TO DIE / WORLD WIDE WEB IS A FRICK / Kill Em All 2017 / I am troops man / 410757864530 DEAD BOOMERS Hosier & Adam Calhoun - Salute The Brave||11/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Life is meaningless; we’re doomed
Do you feel empty except for a vague sense of dread at all times? This is the podcast for you! Everything really is going to hell, but we may as well laugh at idiots on social media while constantly screaming on the inside.
The Answer to My 1 like = 1 Prayers
Minion Death Cult is just what I needed to save me from fighting with my relatives on Facebook. It’s the Natalie Portman clapping photo with just a hint of angry “I guess!” guy in podcast form.
If you could put out an episode a day.. that would be great.
Every day I wake up, and I tell myself “self, today is the day you don’t read the Facebook comments on what’s trending.” But then like a Siren they draw me in, and I become more and more convinced that we are living in the end times. This podcast is like a breath of fresh air. Thanks for being a beacon of sanity on this ocean of ignorance. Never stop please!