Minion Death Cult
By Alexander Edward
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Description
The world is ending. Your uncle is to blame. We’re documenting it. Political and existential clarity through bad Facebook content
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Explicit35 Preview - Coma After God (Kanye / Stryper) | Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday and access to all past premium episodes. This week we tackle Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens, and Walmart is... | 4/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit34 - Warbucks | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode in your podcast player every Monday This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war: "Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action." "Libertarians are isolationist... | 4/17/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit33 - Star Wars Episode IX XI (Preview) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly, premium episode This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers.. | 4/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit32 - OWO | It's a bonus MDC! Here's the Facebook testimony portion of the episode we couldn't contain. "Facebook needs to protect BLM because I, as a US senator will not." "Diamond & Silk are sexy, conservative "sistas" whose facebook account MUST be... | 4/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit31 - Civil Wartime | This week the Cult takes on the FBI's raid against Michael Cohen, Trump's longtime lawyer and bribe-doer. We find a wide range of interesting responses, including: "Lets get all our lawyers together and fire Mueller." "If Mueller were after Mother... | 4/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit30 - Planet Caravan (Preview) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday & access to all past premium episodes. - This week the Cult takes on the caravan of asylum-seekers and the YouTube shooter Nasim Aghdam: - “Logic is a forbidden tool of... | 4/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit29 - New Story | This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air. We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including: No, democracy is actually... | 4/5/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit28 - Laura Ingraham Wilder & Roseanne (Preview) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every weekly premium episode Roseanne returns to television pretending to be a woke, blue-collar Trump voter, while her sister Jackie is a hysterical, emotional Hillary supporter. It's as fun as... | 4/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit27 - Trump Around (California, Here We Come) | This week The Cult stays in California, and we explain how the Orange County Sheriff Department's decision to work with ICE actually fits with our chill California lifestyle. Also: Schwarzenegger says some cool stuff about imprisoning Oil Execs and... | 3/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit24 - Pro-Test (Student Walkout) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult to get every weekly premium episode This week, parents want to kill their dumb kids and their dumb kids' dumb teachers for allowing them to walk out in protest of gun violence. We have two exclusive Facebook... | 3/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit23 - Witchfinder Attorney General (Preview) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get this and every weekly premium episode Trump fires the FBI, Hillary, Obama, and Rex Tillerson, who is now the leader of The Resistance. | 3/19/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit22 - Sex Accusations | Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly premium episode This week's all about Stormy Daniels, because we ran out of time to talk about Rex Tillerson, because boy is this content SEXY. We cover several interesting responses to the... | 3/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit20 - Virtual Sanity (Preview) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for access to every premium episode NRA spokesman Bill Whittle inserts himself into the Matrix and will stop at nothing to prevent gun control regulations from taking effect. | 3/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit19 - Crying Complaining Topics (The Oscars) | Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday. We explain the reasons for the utter failure of the Oscars over the weekend (#metoo, pedophilia) and we introduce our first Blue Star Family segment with... | 3/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit18 - Grab Em By The Uzi (Preview) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get access to every weekly premium episode. This week we cover Trump's incredible "I like taking the guns" comments and the implosion at r/the_donald because of them. Also: a good-boy college... | 3/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit17 - B-Word Panther | On this episode all about Black Panther, Matt and I recount our harrowing experiences trying to see film as white men, and Tony is once again tricked into liking a problematic MLK meme. Also: we find out who the REAL racists are (it's black... | 2/27/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit16 - Mask Off (Preview) | Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for access to all weekly premium episodes. A woman and her son stand their ground for his free speech Trump mask by refusing to kneel at a grocery store. | 2/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit15 - Blackwater Babies | Subscribe to the brand-new Minion Death Cult Patreon and get a full-length bonus episode every week for only $3/month. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week MDC solves gun violence with Blackwater Babies, a Gruntstyle tees-for-guns program, and... | 2/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitNew Friend (Blue Star Boy Spotlight) | This week we train our first-ever Blue Star Boy Spotlight on a top poster from the Deplorables facebook group, a man brimming with terrible posts and one very sad one. Also: Dilbert MCs a rap battle between MAGA dorks and Jay Z, and the results are... | 2/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit13 - Vast Difference (Incel XFL) | On this episode: Adam Calhoun releases a provocative new T shirt, we review some sad incel standup by Facebook Personality “Luckless Matt,” 50% of our dads are racist, and we stare into the black eyes of Vince McMahon as he debuts the XFL (again),.. | 2/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit12 - Unapologetically Male (Spike TV / Cali, Baby) | This week we've got two subjects close to home: Masculinity as defined by Spike TV (RIP) and their "Internal Manifesto," and the sale of California back to Mexico. What we learned from Spike TV: Men love crunching metal, bikinis, and toilets. Beer is... | 1/31/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit11 - Start A Mine (DACA / Sh!tholes) | We're talking DACA, immigration, and sh!tholes this week and, as always, reporting on Facebook's response: Joe the plumber resurfaces to get bullied by his coworkers and assert that refugees and undocumented immigrants can vote. Immigrants should stay.. | 1/24/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit10 - Jesus Cake | This week the cult takes on the christian bakers who refused service to gay couples, one of which cases is currently being heard at the Supreme Court. The comments section has thoughts as to why this isn't actually discrimination, occasionally at the... | 1/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit9 - The Moron Store | This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops. Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based... | 1/10/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit8 - Tipping Point USA | Subscribe. Rate and Review. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. This week: A feel-good story about impoverished waitstaff being graced by the patronage of a wealthy, stylish millionaire Also: a TRULY psychopathic... | 1/3/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit7 - Meme Man & Deplorable Boy | Subscribe. Rate & Review. Witness MDC to your impressionable friends and family. This week we're talking about Smart Young Man-In-The-Moon Charlie Cuck from TP USA and his spicy, conservative-billionaire-funded millennial Good Boy memes. Also:... | 12/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit6 - Christmas 2: The 2nd Cummening | SUBSCRIBE. RATE AND REVIEW IN ITUNES. WITNESS MINION DEATH CULT TO YOUR WEAK-WILLED FRIENDS AND FAMILY. This week we're talking about Christmas, our dealmaker in chief recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Only Israel, and how, according to... | 12/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit5 - I Heart Huckabee | Subscribe and Review! Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family! This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories.. | 12/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit4 - New Cuck (Soy Boy) | Subscribe. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. Rate and Review, that we may ascend to a higher plane of iTunes statistics. This episode: Paul Joseph Watson develops a totally-new theory (this one has a hat!) about how... | 12/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit3 - #MooreWomen | This week: Why aren't millennials tearing down statues of Kevin Spacey? A Soundcloud rapper tries to score listens off the #metoo campaign. Members of The ACTUALLY FREE Speech Deplorables Facebook group go full galaxy brain in their defense of Roy... | 11/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit2 - Kap & Ball | Facebook's reaction to Kaepernick's GQ magazine cover and the UCLA student-athlete-thugs being arrested in China | 11/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Explicit1 - No Rules / Just Right (Intro & "Salute The Brave") | Minion Death Cult. BORN TO DIE / WORLD WIDE WEB IS A FRICK / Kill Em All 2017 / I am troops man / 410757864530 DEAD BOOMERS Hosier & Adam Calhoun - Salute The Brave | 11/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
Life is meaningless; we’re doomed
Do you feel empty except for a vague sense of dread at all times? This is the podcast for you! Everything really is going to hell, but we may as well laugh at idiots on social media while constantly screaming on the inside.
The Answer to My 1 like = 1 Prayers
Minion Death Cult is just what I needed to save me from fighting with my relatives on Facebook. It’s the Natalie Portman clapping photo with just a hint of angry “I guess!” guy in podcast form.
If you could put out an episode a day.. that would be great.
Every day I wake up, and I tell myself “self, today is the day you don’t read the Facebook comments on what’s trending.” But then like a Siren they draw me in, and I become more and more convinced that we are living in the end times. This podcast is like a breath of fresh air. Thanks for being a beacon of sanity on this ocean of ignorance. Never stop please!
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