Mouse and Weens
By Mouse and Weens - Funny Women
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Two sisters from two walks of life - one single in Hollywood, one a real housewife mom in Suburbia - come together to discuss life, love, and pubic hair. MouseAndWeens@gmail.com
||ExplicitE34 The Seance (lo-fi)||Weens and our mom, Joyce Carter, recap a séance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri. Mom’s parents came through, and dad came through for Weens. Mom also tells our birth stories – Weens was gigantic and Mouse was a||11/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE33 Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!||We’re back and full of stories, both the dental kind and the ghost kind! Weens had a hot root canal, and Mouse had a dental panic attack. Scary stuff, just like the ghost stories we gathered from our friends and coworkers.||10/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting, and Murder||Mouse rips off her mask and reveals her identity to be Joelle Eggold Kohn. Ahh it feels good to not have a secret anymore! We also talk a bit about our up and coming famous cousin, Ryan Eggold, on NBC’s New Amsterdam,||10/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE31 Coming Out and Jealousy||Weens is coming out! She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous, but having a secret is not fun and is causing stress. Most parents in suburbia have secrets and dumb past liv.||10/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE30 Interview Weens On The Job||We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films. The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The Rookie.||9/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE29 The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap||We hang out with an awesome teacher, podcaster, and friend – Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast – in our first ever episode swap! No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens’ dating life, music, parents vs teachers, school gardens,||9/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE28 Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic||Dating! How do you send someone to the friend zone if they don’t take the hint? What if your dude uses more product than you do? Date outside your comfort zone? Ever wear the wrong undergarments on a date? Is it a deal breaker if the guy wears a swea||9/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE27 Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule||Mouse explains her family’s Jewish side – the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris. Is 13 a man? Technology, coddling, and helicopter parenting might be to blame. Free range parenting is getting pushback in Mouse’s community prob||8/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE26 Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding||Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing! We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice. Are too many choices causing anxiety and depression? We discuss Hollywood and whether its sordid reputation is deserved.||8/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE25 Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In||More deep thoughts. In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens’ house in Los Angeles. She describes the scene of helicopters, emergency vehicles, camera crews, journalists, cops, SWAT,||8/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE24 Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata||There is a heat wave and it hit 116 degrees in Burbank and thunderstorms in arid San Diego. Is global warming really a hoax? Weens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and mom’s Lawrence of Arabia search with her friend Blake.||7/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE23 Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens||This one is a favorite! We’re back with some life updates and mustache talk. Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert, and Mouse talks about her family vacation in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico.||7/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE22 Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step||Two sisters from Hollywood and Suburbia tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair. We are Southern California girls, living different walks of life, documenting our stories and having fun. The younger one is single and working in the entertainmen||6/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE21 Sex Ed in Schools||Two sisters from Hollywood and Suburbia tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair. We are Southern California girls, living different walks of life, documenting our stories and having fun. The younger one is single and working in the entertainmen||6/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE20 David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo “Scrote” Bundini||Meet Weens colleague and friend Scrote. He is the musical director for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour as well as an inspirational musician and human being. We learn the story of how this celebratory tour came to be and Scrote shares stories abo.||5/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE19 Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story||Two sisters from Hollywood and Suburbia tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair. We are Southern California girls, living different walks of life, documenting our stories and having fun. The younger one is single and working in the entertainmen||5/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE18 Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives||We catch up on our social lives and hear about Mouse’s Cinco de Oucho party. Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funk scene in the early 90’s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck before he was famous during and after his fame on The Real||5/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE17 Korean Day Spa||5/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE16 Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?||This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May-December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach stories, discuss female anatomy,||4/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE15 Garry Shandling||We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary “The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling”. The story leads to our dads history as a football player who went from the University of Arizona to the||4/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE14 Deep Thoughts||Get to know our seriouser side, even though that’s not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids – baby Weens as a creative writer,||4/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE13 – Mouse Finds Her Anus!||Two sisters - from Hollywood and Suburbia - tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair. We are Southern California girls, living different walks of life, documenting our stories and having fun. The younger one is single and working in the entertai||3/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE12 Fluffy Humps||Two sisters - from Hollywood and Suburbia - tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair.||3/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties||Two sisters - from Hollywood and Suburbia - tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair. We are Southern California girls, living different walks of life, documenting our stories and having fun. The younger one is single and working in the entertai||2/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitE10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House||Two sisters - from Hollywood and Suburbia - tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair. We are Southern California girls, living different walks of life, documenting our stories and having fun. The younger one is single and working in the entertai||2/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp9 Weens Goes a Courting||Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs, crotch sniffing, Chris Elliott Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley, and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to.||1/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers||1/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp7 – Tonsil scrote, panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Bag of Shame||1/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp6 – Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper||1/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp5 – Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, moose knuckles||1/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp4 – Stuck burps, hot tub poops, Weens’ flamenco lover, Don Johnson’s toilet, and all the Bob Barkers||Two sisters - from Hollywood and Suburbia - tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair||1/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp3 – Family secrets, Weens’ guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks||Two sisters, one in Hollywood and one in Suburbia, telling stories of life, love, and pubic hair.||1/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp2 – Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs||Two sisters - from Hollywood and Suburbia - tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair||1/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp1 – Meet Us, Celebrity School Loans, and Pubes (lo-fi)||Two sisters - from Hollywood and Suburbia - tell funny stories of life, love, and pubic hair.||12/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Giggles in Bulk
I heard about Mouse and Weens from a friend and decided to give a listen. I started with the Seance episode with Momma Mouse (or Momma Weens?) and was cracking up - I almost broke a dish in the sink! Great stuff!
Laughs O Plenty
These women crack me up! I’m sure the other people on the road must think that I’m insane because I’m laughing out loud in my car, all alone. Sometimes I feel like I’m just eavesdropping on a phone conversation. Keep chatting ladies, you make me smile.
Silly sister shenanigans!
OMG you two are hilarious! I listened to your Halloween episode & was laughing out loud in Starbucks! I’m sure people thought I was nuts, but I had a great time listening to you two. Thanks for the laughs on this crazy morning!
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