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Hosts Keith and Chemda (of Keith and The Girl) ask comedian friends and performers about their first time on stage. Listen to popular comics telling embarrassing stories of their first performances as they share some of their most terrible opening lines, awkward executions, and epic fails.

Customer Reviews

Amazing as always!

Love Keith, love Chemda. My absolute favorite podcasters with yet another amazing show.

Episode 0 gets 5 stars

I have been looking forward to this new Keith and The Girl podcast. So much great content. How do they do it?

The best in the biz!

I have been looking forward to this and was delighted to hear that I was delicious versed a quality product. Cheers and Keith show us why they are the pioneers of podcasting. The best in the biz!