Myopia Movies Nic Hoffmann
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Welcome to season 10 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Each week we watch the movies from the 80s and 90s we grew up watching to address the lies that or memories and Blockbuster video told us. Do they hold up?
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We're Back
This Week on Myopia Movies: We Dive into the Prehistoric Puzzler, "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story"
Join us as we unearth the cinematic fossil that is "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story," where the idea of dinosaurs roaming modern New York City is somehow not the most unbelievable part. This week, we're peeling back the layers of this animated onion, revealing that beneath the surface, it's just more onion. Witness the mind-bending reality where dinosaurs wear clothes, eat hot dogs, and avoid existential dread by singing. Bring your paleontology hats and a healthy dose of disbelief, because we're about to find out how a Rex with tiny arms manages more emotional depth than some of our guest stars.
How will We're Back! hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Kellie
Directored by Phil Nibbelink, Simon Wells, Dick ZondagStarring: John Goodman, Charles Fleischer, Blaze Berdahl, Rhea Perlman, Jay Leno, Felicity Kendal, Walter Cronkite, Julia Child, Kenneth Mars, Yeardley Smith, Martin Short
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The Rocketeer
This week we watch Disney's first attempt at a superhero picture, Iron Man fights the Nazi's! We watched The Rocketeer, the movie that shows the dangers of alcohol.
How will The Rocketeer hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Lauren, Charlie.
Directed by Joe Johnston
Starring: Billy Campbell, Jennifer Connelly, Alan Arkin, Timothy Dalton, Paul Sorvino, Terry O'Quinn, Ed Lauter, James Handy, Robert Miranda, Jon Polito, William Sanderson -
Rollerball (2002)
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a remake, that was not asked for, not needed, missed the point, but boldly had Night Vision! We watched Rollerball (2002) and saw Rebecca Romjin naked in a PG 13 Movie as the director of Die Hard imagines the horrors of 2005!
How will Rollerball (2002) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Nur
Directed by John McTiernanStarring: Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn, Naveen Andrews -
Mighty Ducks 3
Welcome to Myopia Movies, this week we wish there was mo Emilio! We watched Mighty Ducks 3, the search for more money.
How will Mighty Ducks 3 hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex -
Pokemon: The First Movie
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a family film about dog fighting! We watched Pokemon: The First Movie, a film about GMOs, Euthanasia, and power no children should have.
How will Pokemon: The First Movie hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Alex, Keiko, and Nur
Directed by Kunihiko YuyamaStarring Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Rica Matsumoto
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The NeverEnding Story
This week on Myopia Movies, we are traumatized by another movie about flying by the director of Air Force One. Join us for childhood changing moments with The NeverEnding Story!
How will The NeverEnding Story hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Jon, Daniel.
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen
Starring: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Tami Stronach, Gerald McRaney
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